Assipatle
@assipatle.bsky.social
Nemesis of the Mester Stoor Worm…
The story of how a farmer’s son rid a nation of a curse that tainted its land and returned his land to prosperity and gentility (with a few re-imaginings)!
May be NSFW!
We need Assipatle today to slay our modern dragons…
The story of how a farmer’s son rid a nation of a curse that tainted its land and returned his land to prosperity and gentility (with a few re-imaginings)!
May be NSFW!
We need Assipatle today to slay our modern dragons…
This, on the other hand is delicious - but only have a small portion! 😋
February 10, 2026 at 9:16 PM
This, on the other hand is delicious - but only have a small portion! 😋
It’s actually a bit of a joke. It is absolutely disgusting but tourists are taken in by it. No one in their right mind would eat one of these! Yuk yuk yuk 🤮
February 10, 2026 at 9:13 PM
It’s actually a bit of a joke. It is absolutely disgusting but tourists are taken in by it. No one in their right mind would eat one of these! Yuk yuk yuk 🤮
Imagine the lift doors opening and this is the vision that meets you. 👀 👀 👀
February 10, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Imagine the lift doors opening and this is the vision that meets you. 👀 👀 👀
Orkney Fudge Cheesecake 😋🤤
February 10, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Orkney Fudge Cheesecake 😋🤤
Is there an upper age limit for your trainee posts? I’d like to submit a CV because I think I could be good at it. 👨🎓
February 10, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Is there an upper age limit for your trainee posts? I’d like to submit a CV because I think I could be good at it. 👨🎓
Appropriate clothing for a Chef on his day off…🥣💕🔥💧💧💧💧💧🍆👃
February 10, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Appropriate clothing for a Chef on his day off…🥣💕🔥💧💧💧💧💧🍆👃
Appropriate clothing for a Chef at work.
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February 10, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Appropriate clothing for a Chef at work.
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Had to look it up. Berlina is 🇮🇹 for saloon, so it’s a little saloon, usually 2+2. The Berlin was a type of carriage. So now I know.
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February 10, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Had to look it up. Berlina is 🇮🇹 for saloon, so it’s a little saloon, usually 2+2. The Berlin was a type of carriage. So now I know.
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Afternoon already. Where did that day go? Have a great rest of your day…
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February 10, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Afternoon already. Where did that day go? Have a great rest of your day…
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Nightie. Sleep well… 😴💤🛌
February 9, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Nightie. Sleep well… 😴💤🛌
Waiting his turn, patiently! Everyone will get a turn! Great night ahead…
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February 8, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Waiting his turn, patiently! Everyone will get a turn! Great night ahead…
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Nothing like a communal wank for team building! Practice makes perfect…
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February 8, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Nothing like a communal wank for team building! Practice makes perfect…
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The Castle seems to have a lot of naughtiness going on this weekend. Fucking. Wanking. Lying about naked on the grand staircase. The smell of sex is electrifying…
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February 8, 2026 at 9:35 PM
The Castle seems to have a lot of naughtiness going on this weekend. Fucking. Wanking. Lying about naked on the grand staircase. The smell of sex is electrifying…
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A naked man In a big stately home! Showing off his finest assets…🔥🏰
February 8, 2026 at 9:13 PM
A naked man In a big stately home! Showing off his finest assets…🔥🏰
Another one ticking all the boxes. Happy to scrub his back for you… and any other part of his anatomy that needs attention 🍆💕💧💧💧💧🔥
February 8, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Another one ticking all the boxes. Happy to scrub his back for you… and any other part of his anatomy that needs attention 🍆💕💧💧💧💧🔥
Buttocks on cold flag stones. Very stimulating, obviously! 🍆
February 8, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Buttocks on cold flag stones. Very stimulating, obviously! 🍆
Love a sword fight. Always ends up very messy…
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a person is holding a sword with a red handle
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February 8, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Love a sword fight. Always ends up very messy…
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Evidence that Europeans have a looooooong history of collaboration and mutual aid. They probably offered a few football games and some free vino to bolster recruitment. 🏴🇫🇷⚽️🍷
February 8, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Evidence that Europeans have a looooooong history of collaboration and mutual aid. They probably offered a few football games and some free vino to bolster recruitment. 🏴🇫🇷⚽️🍷
Am I mistaken, or is it ⚜️you⚜️ reclining at the back. ♨️😰🧖♂️
February 8, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Am I mistaken, or is it ⚜️you⚜️ reclining at the back. ♨️😰🧖♂️
I was watching a TV programme about the ⚜️🇬🇧estate and Windsor Castle has 300 fireplaces. They have a team of Fendersmiths. Looking forward to seeing your Fendersmith after his shift or on his day off! 🥰
February 8, 2026 at 6:48 PM
I was watching a TV programme about the ⚜️🇬🇧estate and Windsor Castle has 300 fireplaces. They have a team of Fendersmiths. Looking forward to seeing your Fendersmith after his shift or on his day off! 🥰
Yes please! I pay your rent…
February 8, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Yes please! I pay your rent…
🍄🟫🍄Is Beef Stroganoff his signature dish? Think he might be an acquired taste. 👅 🔥💕
February 8, 2026 at 11:35 AM
🍄🟫🍄Is Beef Stroganoff his signature dish? Think he might be an acquired taste. 👅 🔥💕
Trainee 🇮🇹 with attitude! He’ll be much happier after his Cock Appreciation Class. 🍆🥰💧
February 8, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Trainee 🇮🇹 with attitude! He’ll be much happier after his Cock Appreciation Class. 🍆🥰💧