[To the tune of 'Wouldn't It Be Nice' by The Beach Boys]

🎵Wouldn't it be nice
🎵To eat a Minion
🎵Holding up a towel to hide from god
🎵And wouldn't it be nice
🎵Though quite forbidden
🎵Savouring the yellow flesh of Bob

hiii guess i'll post an intro
• Dan
• 27
• 🏳️‍🌈 and 🏳️‍⚧️ (he/him but i don't mind they/them)
• i love gaming, vampires, anime too ig
• 💕 Dio JJBA & Astarion BG3
• Lalafell appreciator
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