Dikratz
@asterkratz.bsky.social
20 | Vey/Vem/They/It | queer furry, horror fan, horny freak, drawer, your best friend | 18+ expect weird furry fetish stuff
"you know your chances of being in a plane crash are a fraction of being in a car crash"
Other planes: the plane was forced to make a water landing, but there were no casualties
Boeing: the plane exploded mid air and resulted in the slow, agonizing deaths of everyone aboard. Also it hit the towers
Other planes: the plane was forced to make a water landing, but there were no casualties
Boeing: the plane exploded mid air and resulted in the slow, agonizing deaths of everyone aboard. Also it hit the towers
January 5, 2026 at 6:39 PM
"you know your chances of being in a plane crash are a fraction of being in a car crash"
Other planes: the plane was forced to make a water landing, but there were no casualties
Boeing: the plane exploded mid air and resulted in the slow, agonizing deaths of everyone aboard. Also it hit the towers
Other planes: the plane was forced to make a water landing, but there were no casualties
Boeing: the plane exploded mid air and resulted in the slow, agonizing deaths of everyone aboard. Also it hit the towers
Do you think catboys make the cat activation noise when you unexpectedly grab their hips
January 5, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Do you think catboys make the cat activation noise when you unexpectedly grab their hips
There is nothing that can dissuade you from joining the American military more than seeing what doing that does to people
January 5, 2026 at 6:07 PM
There is nothing that can dissuade you from joining the American military more than seeing what doing that does to people
I fucking hate this backwater country and its fetid, rotten, diseased president
December 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I fucking hate this backwater country and its fetid, rotten, diseased president
Reposted by Dikratz
November 29, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Hyper muscle guy bottoming for a regular size guy, but when he clenches he flexes his ass too hard and when the guy pulls out his peenor is just gone
November 25, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Hyper muscle guy bottoming for a regular size guy, but when he clenches he flexes his ass too hard and when the guy pulls out his peenor is just gone
Fuck it’s my time of the month (werewolf)
October 30, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Fuck it’s my time of the month (werewolf)
They’ll never elect a lesbian to the presidency because nobody wants another Bush administration
September 20, 2025 at 2:09 AM
They’ll never elect a lesbian to the presidency because nobody wants another Bush administration
September 18, 2025 at 5:41 AM
“How queer,” I said, gaily.
September 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
“How queer,” I said, gaily.
If some dumb whore tried to hide their bite from me in a zombie apocalypse, I am abandoning them in the wilderness so their husk can walk the earth until its legs crumble just for their pride and ego. I am not giving you a mercy killing if you saw fit to let yourself turn and possibly kill us all
September 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
If some dumb whore tried to hide their bite from me in a zombie apocalypse, I am abandoning them in the wilderness so their husk can walk the earth until its legs crumble just for their pride and ego. I am not giving you a mercy killing if you saw fit to let yourself turn and possibly kill us all
September 15, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Guys I think I know who did it
September 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Guys I think I know who did it
Salmon are the animal most like a souls boss
September 6, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Salmon are the animal most like a souls boss
Mods, string him up by his toenails
Mods, spank him with a paddle
Mods, put him in the Choakie
Mods, spank him with a paddle
Mods, put him in the Choakie
September 5, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Mods, string him up by his toenails
Mods, spank him with a paddle
Mods, put him in the Choakie
Mods, spank him with a paddle
Mods, put him in the Choakie
I AM USING NOSTALGIA TO FARM ENGAGEMENT
August 25, 2025 at 10:57 AM
I AM USING NOSTALGIA TO FARM ENGAGEMENT
Every advertisement to a person who cannot afford necessities becomes an insult
August 23, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Every advertisement to a person who cannot afford necessities becomes an insult
Wasps are the party gays of the pollinator world.
August 17, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Wasps are the party gays of the pollinator world.