Asteroid
asteroidguitar.bsky.social
Asteroid
@asteroidguitar.bsky.social
- Real Name: ⏃⌇⏁⟒⍀⍜⟟⎅
- Galaxia born and raised🌌
- Interstellar traveller🚀
- Got bored of the infinite cosmos💫
- Now I make music for sad “stoners”☄️

🎸 Vulpecula

YouTube: https://youtube.com/@asteroidguitar?si=EAWfFuTKC5HHbQ6y
November 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
The talented @captainastoby.bsky.social and I covered a song by one of our favorite bands, Duster, out now on Vulpecula’s YouTube channel!

s t a r s w i l l f a l l (cover)
youtu.be/FU8mOWPHbxM
s t a r s w i l l f a l l (cover)
YouTube video by Vulpecula
youtu.be
October 18, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Reposted by Asteroid
The wonderful @asteroidguitar.bsky.social and I covered "Stars will Fall" by Duster! Go and check it out, earthlings!

youtu.be/FU8mOWPHbxM?...

#cover #Duster #indiemusic #shoegaze #ambient #music
#art #promo
s t a r s w i l l f a l l (cover)
YouTube video by Vulpecula
youtu.be
October 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Absolutely demolished these wings
October 17, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Just put ice in a deep frier and it gave me some of the best deep fried ice ever. Tasted very good. Do recommend :)
October 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
*sigh*… @captainastoby.bsky.social just put me in the orb again #AMA
October 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
If kinetic energy can be converted into thermal energy, how many times would I have to punch a chicken to cook it?
October 12, 2025 at 5:49 AM
What even is dirt?
October 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Oh stars above, it appears the entities have stolen my radiator once again
October 4, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Big fan of friction, but I’m an even bigger fan of non-friction
October 3, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I am literally a captive to a cosmic entity named ⏚⏃⌖⏁⟒⍀. I cannot relate to your #e-girlproblems
October 1, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Just drank five 5-hour energies and have entered the forbidden hour of the Earthen day, #AMA
September 30, 2025 at 5:27 AM
- I pour the milk, I pour the cereal and then I get out: t̶̨̧̨̢̥̠̩̥͙͚͚̹͉͓̞̹͇͈̖͍͗͒͑͊̈̈̊̑̍͊͆͊͗̄̄̃̇̊̕͘̕͝͠͝͝ͅh̶̡̧̠͍̪̜̹͚̼͚̞̹͎̘͉̣͔͇͙͔̘̦̞͈̳̭̳̟̭͍͍̜͈̳̟̱̅̌̎́̐͂́̓̏̔͋͐͗̎͗͒̉̏͐̍̆͊̋̈́͑̊͂̈́̕͜͜͜͠͝ͅȩ̴̢̨̛̛͙̱̠̜̜̮͉̥͙̮̫̹̾̀͌̈́͑̓͗͛̈́͂̌̌̎͐̄͑̏̋͊͒̿͌̈́͐̐́̾͑̀̿̽̏́͗̑̔̀͊́̅̄͘͠͝ ̸̡̛͉̖̞̣̝̤̳̙̩̫̲̬̬̯͖̗̲̞̖̣̩̳̦̖̙̮͎͈̀̈͐͐̐͆́̈̏͋̓̐̒̈̒̊̒̐͋͋͐̽̉͒̓̄̃̍̀̔͊͑͂̓͒̑͐̕͘̚͝͠͝͝͝ͅv̵̨̙̣̝̖̠̟̤̜̮̩͙̻̳̪̹͕̝͕̞̭͎̬̻͔͙͓͉̘̜̿̈́̃̈́̑̋̃̋̀̇͝ͅͅę̷̛̲͕͖̤͍̙͇̩̝͉̦̬̣̰̬̖̣͓͖̙̟̟̙͎̺̘̎͌̓̌͐̍̑̎̓̽̈͗͆̈́́̅̎͆̉̀̓̀̊̓̑̔̀̚͜͜͠͝ş̴̡̛͉̦̟̘͍̜͍̫̠̭͙͓̘̤͔͖͍̠̥͔͇̽̐̅̿͑̔̈́̉̄́̅͑̅̈́̃̆̃̚s̴̢̠̮͕̩̝̘̦͈̱͕̪̱̬͚͚̹͉̫͂͂͐͒̐̿̑̊̈̀̾͗̂̊͐̓̎̌̇̓̆͗͋͛̀͊̈́͑̓̈́̏̓̈́͑̈́̊̽̊́̚͘̚͘͜͝͝ę̴̨̛͔̦̪͕̻̰̖͇̘̥̣̲̀̒̿́̒̔͆́̌̌̐͗̂̉̇̇̐̔̆̓̀̊̌͆̈́͘l̵̥͍̟̹̤̯͖͖̟̻͕̖̳̺̠͆̎̔̀̓̅̀̆̑̈͆̀̌͑͌̇̽̅̓̊̆͋̃̊̈́͂̾́̀͂̂́̈́̈́̃̓͑̀͒̇͗̽͛̚̚͜͝͠͠͝ͅ
September 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Hey everyone, what does “chat” mean and why does @captainastoby.bsky.social keep calling me it
September 29, 2025 at 3:18 AM
whermst? #hashtG
September 28, 2025 at 7:14 AM
You guys ever microwave?
#oven
September 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
These mfers just stole my plane of existence. Can’t have shit in this metaphysical dimension
September 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Fun fact: there are no rats in space
September 23, 2025 at 1:27 PM
This is incredible!
Since it’s the #equinox, time to re-post the best #dataviz I’ve ever done: 365 pictures of the Earth from space, taken at exactly 6:00 a.m. Details on the NASA Earth Observatory: earthobservatory.nasa.gov/images/52248...
September 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Reposted by Asteroid
Since it’s the #equinox, time to re-post the best #dataviz I’ve ever done: 365 pictures of the Earth from space, taken at exactly 6:00 a.m. Details on the NASA Earth Observatory: earthobservatory.nasa.gov/images/52248...
September 22, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Just bought an intangible piece of antimatter in a Red Lobster parking lot. #AMA
September 22, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Was just introduced to Nilla Wafers. I hope they aren’t dangerous, because I’ve eaten an entire box in about five minutes
September 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
The beauty of the Solar System here is astounding
Titan's Colorful Haze - From Val Klavans (valklavans.bsky.social) - https://flic.kr/p/iVakJv
September 22, 2025 at 4:08 AM
That rambling astronomer with the sleepless eyes wasn’t lying. That exoplanet *is* home to the cosmic entity known as ¶◊∏œᕕ¶—
September 21, 2025 at 7:42 AM
I’m out here squelching in the glorp rn
September 21, 2025 at 3:41 AM