Aster "50% off my book" Olsen
@asterolsen.bsky.social
writer/other
50% off signed copy: https://asterolsen.bigcartel.com/product/performance-review
https://asterolsen.com/
https://transplantszine.org
50% off signed copy: https://asterolsen.bigcartel.com/product/performance-review
https://asterolsen.com/
https://transplantszine.org
They took this idea from Performance Review by Aster Olsen
January 26, 2026 at 1:17 PM
They took this idea from Performance Review by Aster Olsen
The next TRANSplants Zine will be a full size magazine with articles, quizzes, bits, and more. We even did a photo shoot. Get ready for Cosmopolitran.
January 21, 2026 at 9:54 PM
The next TRANSplants Zine will be a full size magazine with articles, quizzes, bits, and more. We even did a photo shoot. Get ready for Cosmopolitran.
The government's official position is that the execution of American citizens is the expected and desired result of ICE training and is exemplary procedure, in case you think calls to abolish ICE and DHS are too extreme.
January 8, 2026 at 2:11 AM
The government's official position is that the execution of American citizens is the expected and desired result of ICE training and is exemplary procedure, in case you think calls to abolish ICE and DHS are too extreme.
Folks, we didn't win this election unfortunately, but I'm proud of the campaign we ran. To my family, my campaign manager, and all the volunteers who knocked on doors: thank you.
I'll carry my Distinctions for Short Story and Underground Writer proudly into 2026 as I hit the fundraising circuit.
I'll carry my Distinctions for Short Story and Underground Writer proudly into 2026 as I hit the fundraising circuit.
January 1, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Folks, we didn't win this election unfortunately, but I'm proud of the campaign we ran. To my family, my campaign manager, and all the volunteers who knocked on doors: thank you.
I'll carry my Distinctions for Short Story and Underground Writer proudly into 2026 as I hit the fundraising circuit.
I'll carry my Distinctions for Short Story and Underground Writer proudly into 2026 as I hit the fundraising circuit.
Big endorsement for this story, thank you Brianna
December 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Big endorsement for this story, thank you Brianna
North Florida is so beautiful
December 28, 2025 at 6:47 PM
North Florida is so beautiful
December 18, 2025 at 10:50 PM
[waving gun around] One more rejection for this 7k word short story and I'm turning it into a novella! Don't try me, I'll fucking do it! Hands where I can see them!
December 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
[waving gun around] One more rejection for this 7k word short story and I'm turning it into a novella! Don't try me, I'll fucking do it! Hands where I can see them!
I'm a sucker for the lights on Lake Union at night
December 13, 2025 at 6:29 AM
I'm a sucker for the lights on Lake Union at night
Do you like terrible women? What about toxic friendships? What if they're trans though? Okay, but what if there are birds?
My latest short story, A Crow for Brunch, is out in @unlikely-stories.bsky.social today.
Read here: www.unlikelystories.org/content/a-cr...
My latest short story, A Crow for Brunch, is out in @unlikely-stories.bsky.social today.
Read here: www.unlikelystories.org/content/a-cr...
December 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Do you like terrible women? What about toxic friendships? What if they're trans though? Okay, but what if there are birds?
My latest short story, A Crow for Brunch, is out in @unlikely-stories.bsky.social today.
Read here: www.unlikelystories.org/content/a-cr...
My latest short story, A Crow for Brunch, is out in @unlikely-stories.bsky.social today.
Read here: www.unlikelystories.org/content/a-cr...
I'll be reading poems related to Florida, including some very personal ones
December 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I'll be reading poems related to Florida, including some very personal ones
If you want AI to summarize a 3000 word short story you should just end it right now tbh
December 3, 2025 at 8:15 PM
If you want AI to summarize a 3000 word short story you should just end it right now tbh
No holiday sale because I pay my writers and artists up front and float the cost of printing BUT if you pre-order NOW I will include a random fun sticker or two! WOW! Imagine getting one of these:
December 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
No holiday sale because I pay my writers and artists up front and float the cost of printing BUT if you pre-order NOW I will include a random fun sticker or two! WOW! Imagine getting one of these:
No holiday sale because I pay my writers and artists up front and float the cost of printing BUT if you pre-order NOW I will include a random fun sticker or two! WOW! Imagine getting one of these:
December 2, 2025 at 6:11 PM
No holiday sale because I pay my writers and artists up front and float the cost of printing BUT if you pre-order NOW I will include a random fun sticker or two! WOW! Imagine getting one of these:
The zine releases Dec 20th at Pratt Fine Arts with live music from Pansy, @vivmccall.bsky.social 's band.
Pre-orders will begin to ship out in the next week.
Pre-orders will begin to ship out in the next week.
December 2, 2025 at 5:58 PM
The zine releases Dec 20th at Pratt Fine Arts with live music from Pansy, @vivmccall.bsky.social 's band.
Pre-orders will begin to ship out in the next week.
Pre-orders will begin to ship out in the next week.
should have went with this one smdh. listening, learning, and i promise to do better
December 2, 2025 at 5:18 PM
should have went with this one smdh. listening, learning, and i promise to do better
less discourse posting, more birthday thirst trap posting
December 1, 2025 at 10:02 PM
less discourse posting, more birthday thirst trap posting
Thanks to everyone last night who came out to hear me yap with @zappy.bsky.social
November 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Thanks to everyone last night who came out to hear me yap with @zappy.bsky.social
In case you don't want to click the link here's what's up
November 20, 2025 at 5:10 AM
In case you don't want to click the link here's what's up
Let's go boys, stroke fast and hard for Cooter
November 15, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Let's go boys, stroke fast and hard for Cooter
Records from the Alabastion Federation Archives follows a survey team visiting a planet and asks:
What is alien? How do we understand the other? How do our preconceptions and limited framing lead us to fail?
What is alien? How do we understand the other? How do our preconceptions and limited framing lead us to fail?
November 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Records from the Alabastion Federation Archives follows a survey team visiting a planet and asks:
What is alien? How do we understand the other? How do our preconceptions and limited framing lead us to fail?
What is alien? How do we understand the other? How do our preconceptions and limited framing lead us to fail?
oh no the bluesky security department you say????
November 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
oh no the bluesky security department you say????
Switching to a local printer for TRANSplants but might have to raise the price if I want it to be in color (optional) and pay contributors what I want (mandatory).
Would you pay $12 for a full color zine instead of $10 for black and white?
Would you pay $12 for a full color zine instead of $10 for black and white?
November 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Switching to a local printer for TRANSplants but might have to raise the price if I want it to be in color (optional) and pay contributors what I want (mandatory).
Would you pay $12 for a full color zine instead of $10 for black and white?
Would you pay $12 for a full color zine instead of $10 for black and white?
