Aster Olsen
@asterolsen.bsky.social
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Professional dilettante aka writer. https://asterolsen.com/ https://transplantszine.org
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asterolsen.bsky.social
New story out today in Smoke and Mold. Come get infected!

smokeandmold.net/issue-12-fal...
asterolsen.bsky.social
I saw several gen z at an Incubus concert
asterolsen.bsky.social
Not to NYC post but I love Seattle. Walked over to see the dahlias and there's impromptu live jazz and everyone is hanging out and enjoying this fall weather. Only in Seattle baby. Best city in the world.
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ryanboyd.bsky.social
The grand unified “Everyone is Twelve” theory is a legit contribution to contemporary thought and critique. We really are ruled by evil adult children!
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junlper.beer
look ai is completely destroying the world with massive pollution and is using up water at a concerning rate but at least you get to use technology that lies to you and is the primary propaganda mechanism by fascists
asterolsen.bsky.social
The Hague is the compromise position
acyn.bsky.social
Abughazaleh: I think Kristi Noem should be tried at The Hague. And if the response from ICE to people exercising their first amendment right is to drive vehicles through them, they should not be an agency in the US.
asterolsen.bsky.social
They only understand one thing.
asterolsen.bsky.social
Maybe she'll be able to add a few more cliches 😃
asterolsen.bsky.social
Why did Taylor Swift release first drafts of her songs? Does she know she's allowed to revise and improve them?
asterolsen.bsky.social
Watching a group of a hundred students chase down a Nazi and humiliate him has given me so much hope 🥹
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paulconstant.com
A handful of angry Seattleites can stall the construction of affordable housing for YEARS but SDOT can decide to wipe out a bus-only lane in secret, seemingly overnight?
councilmember-amr.bsky.social
I was just as shocked with the news about the route 2 bus only lane as you. We are working on it. We need to prioritize pedestrian safety and not go backwards on our transit investments.
asterolsen.bsky.social
Thank you, I use this new infrastructure several times per week and love it!
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noahsbwilliams.com
Well…vibes of the morning are: Less pissed, more shocked?

Civil staff don’t typically destroy federally funded capital projects with no notice!
typewriteralley.bsky.social
As far as I can tell, SDOT seemed to think this would be a fairly routine change, with the Mayor's Office caught completely off guard by the public pushback.
theurbanist.org
NEW STORY // What’s Easier than Adding a Bus Lane in Seattle? Deleting One
www.theurbanist.org/2025/10/01/w...
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westseattlebikeblg.bsky.social
- households in Seattle are increasingly carless
- 1/3 of all Washingtonians don't drive daily
- more and more young people aren't getting drivers licenses

Mayor of Seattle for 4 years, also councilmember for 12: "how could I have ever known people would be upset about me prioritizing cars!"
typewriteralley.bsky.social
As far as I can tell, SDOT seemed to think this would be a fairly routine change, with the Mayor's Office caught completely off guard by the public pushback.
theurbanist.org
NEW STORY // What’s Easier than Adding a Bus Lane in Seattle? Deleting One
www.theurbanist.org/2025/10/01/w...
asterolsen.bsky.social
sure i'll email it to you
asterolsen.bsky.social
where am I supposed to submit a short story about a trans woman who doesn't like trans women being a bad person and crashing out? i also put a bird in it.
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fixthel8.bsky.social
We've been asking @seattledot.bsky.social to install east-west bus lanes for Route 8 and their response is to tear one out for the only other route connecting Capitol Hill and the Central District.

Send an email urging them to reconsider: actionnetwork.org/letters/seat...
asterolsen.bsky.social
A Maserati dealership located in a highly urbanized pedestrian focused city core that gets to veto bus only lanes is the kind of forward thinking urban planning the Seattle city counsel and mayor highly value.
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asterolsen.bsky.social
I am assembling an army of bisexual warriors backed by autistic queers with a special interest in military logistics. I'm calling it Sherman's March 2.0.
asterolsen.bsky.social
The Cascadian People's Republic welcomes soldiers of tattoo and beard experience, as well as women, lgbt, and all other disrespected fighters seeking a worthy cause. Come fight for a freedom and dignity.
ianboudreau.com
Something our glorious Secretary of War does not seem to have considered is that the reason military PT and grooming standards, plus policies for EEO and abuse reporting, are the way they are is because they're necessary for recruitment and retention
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junlper.beer
the country is being run by people who got radicalized by being dunked on in twitter replies
junlper.beer
do these people not get embarrassed
asterolsen.bsky.social
One of the few politicians meeting the moment
atrupar.com
Pritzker: "In any other country, if federal agents fired upon journalists & protesters when unprovoked what would we call it? If officials marched down streets harassing civilians & demanding their papers, what would we say? I don't think we'd have trouble calling it what it is: authoritarianism"
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raxkingisdead.bsky.social
even in ancient greece they knew debate club aka sophistry was for idiot fucking nerds and we have really lost something by acting like those nerds have access to some kind of specialized intellectual skill other than weaponizing their obnoxiousness