Astoldbyjman
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Astoldbyjman
@astoldbyjman.bsky.social
Moving on from my X
George santos is 100% gonna be on celebrity traitors isn’t he
October 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
@footballcliches.bsky.social the US commentator (during water break replay) just referred to that save by Donnarumma as a “window washer” with the hand coming over. Not sure I’ve heard before, but excellent I think.
July 13, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Overlapping Future Islands and Wolf Alice is cruel
June 29, 2025 at 7:22 PM
That’s an absolutely insane free kick
April 8, 2025 at 8:18 PM
@danielstorey85.bsky.social not sure if you have seen the YTFC news about 2 year banning orders for criticizing the owner on socials? Coming hot off the heels of a 2.8m loss, and some other (though somewhat rumour-based) behind the scenes stuff going on. Would be great to get some proper coverage
March 29, 2025 at 11:27 AM
March 27, 2025 at 9:53 AM
VAR is so fucking stupid. Bournemouth score a goal but it’s called back because the ball went out off Newcastle in the build up. But for goals scored from corners a team shouldn’t have got, they don’t go back ?
January 18, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Is there some law on carnivore diet social media where you can’t eat off a fucking plate? All these people eating off wooden chopping boards.
January 7, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Broken record: Enzo has the best squad in the league and never fucking uses it.
January 4, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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We honestly don’t know what Pokémon looked like, we’re just guessing that we put their bones together correctly
December 17, 2024 at 11:10 PM
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"forensic, politely determined and never lets her subject off the hook."
December 13, 2024 at 5:07 PM
If I’m a spurs fan I’m wondering how that was no further action when Romero got the red last year
December 8, 2024 at 5:04 PM
@footballcliches.bsky.social surely a goalie can’t keep a team that’s winning “in the game”…
December 3, 2024 at 8:58 PM
An indirect free kick inside the box and a player getting pulled up for a foul throw. What more could you ask for?
December 1, 2024 at 2:20 PM
Chelsea looking good. Sancho making some fantastic runs down the left. Lavia very assured in the middle. Only thing I would want more of (other than goals) is Pedro Neto on the ball
December 1, 2024 at 2:08 PM
The last three times I’ve mistakenly opened Twitter I have seen a “scientific” take on why fluoride is bad, someone claiming the McGregor victim is lying/the verdict is bullshit, and Elon attempting to challenge Mayor Pete. Good riddance.
November 26, 2024 at 1:14 PM
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reclaiming :3 from the realm of cringe, one banger at a time
November 24, 2024 at 2:52 AM
I just found a show called human vs hamster and it’s the most surreal experience of all time. I’m 20 minutes in and I can’t tell whether its a really long sketch or not
November 24, 2024 at 1:20 AM
Pep getting fired this week would be peak premier league
November 23, 2024 at 6:08 PM
Oh we steal tweets here too, do we?
November 22, 2024 at 2:16 PM
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I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong
November 22, 2024 at 4:59 AM
The Jay Leno story is wild anyway you look at it
November 22, 2024 at 1:57 PM
Seriously feel for Reece James. The man cannot catch a break.
November 21, 2024 at 5:16 PM
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BLTQIA+
November 18, 2024 at 2:12 PM