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astoldbyjupiter.bsky.social
@astoldbyjupiter.bsky.social
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Can someone explain why my car payment has been going up by $1 each month
December 6, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Spotify wrapped did me so wrong this year wtf is boujee wrestling wrap ☠️
December 4, 2024 at 4:33 PM
I be giving my cat extra portions of her food on thanksgiving 😂 if I’m celebrating so is she
November 28, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Is this a safe space to say I’ve never tried stuffing or dressing
November 23, 2024 at 4:26 AM
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smoking with a baddie means lipgloss on the blunt😌 sorry not sorry
November 19, 2024 at 10:25 PM
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This is the best time to keep going!

Being a regular comes with hella perks!!!!
Once a restaurant starts recognizing me and know what I’m gonna order i stop going back 😭 I just feel gluttonous when it gets to that point LMAOO
November 20, 2024 at 5:51 PM
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I start switching up my order just to seem less greedy
Once a restaurant starts recognizing me and know what I’m gonna order i stop going back 😭 I just feel gluttonous when it gets to that point LMAOO
November 20, 2024 at 5:42 PM
Once a restaurant starts recognizing me and know what I’m gonna order i stop going back 😭 I just feel gluttonous when it gets to that point LMAOO
November 20, 2024 at 5:19 PM
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I’m this old. 🥴 #blacksky
November 19, 2024 at 6:25 AM
I neeeeed to take a trip there soon
November 19, 2024 at 1:45 PM
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Y’all are regurgitating old viral tweets for engagement on here and I need it to stop 😭
November 19, 2024 at 3:24 AM
suspect is 25 and still don’t know how to do her edges right 😭😔
November 18, 2024 at 10:15 PM
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The servers on this app running off of ibuprofen and prayer. Let’s not push it.
we need music for our profiles
November 18, 2024 at 6:08 AM
I can’t stop watching this 😭😭
November 16, 2024 at 12:08 AM
November 15, 2024 at 9:17 PM
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I’m following everybody idc 😂🫶🏽
#blacksky
November 14, 2024 at 10:56 AM
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once again thinking about the fact that this is all just OUT THERE and we can only see it through the eyes of telescopes
November 13, 2024 at 6:45 PM