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Most Palone
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He/Him. 30-something blogger, gamer & music lovah. Mass Effect & Dragon Age superfan. Winging it since 1988. Sober king since 2021.🏳️‍🌈 Twitch.tv/astoldbylandon
Maybe I’ll save some money if I just sit here on my hands and stop breathing.
November 26, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Payday use to be a good day.
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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say NO In November.

some people don’t deserve your Yes.
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I’m not engaging with anyone or anything in this office today.

There’s nothing that can’t wait until Monday.
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I had my doubts about Season 4 of The Witcher and the recasting of Gerald, but this season is DAMN good!
November 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Is there a job where I can unleash unfettered pettiness and get paid well for it?

I would thrive.
November 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
IDK when I reached the level of grown it takes to contribute major holiday dishes, but it’s such a labor of love.
November 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I forgot I’m doing the Mac and cheese too. 😭😭😭
November 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Good morning, Bsky! What are you all cooking up Thursday?

I’m baking a green bean casserole and churro cheesecake. 😋
November 25, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Never tf again.
November 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I took a sleep aid on top of some NyQuil last night.

I got to the office and slept for a good 2 hours. 🤦🏾‍♂️
November 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Dominant. These men are weak.
Are you dominant, submissive, or a switch?
November 23, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Meanwhile on Twitter
November 23, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I haven’t yapped enough. I have spurts of inactivity where I forget the app exists. 😭
For BlackSky only: 🤎🖤

How many skeets you have since being on BlackSky?

Im a Yapper 💕✨

100-1500 Wet behind the ears Yapper
1500- 5000 Jr Yapper
5000-10000 Yapper
10000- 15000 Certified yapper
15000 - 20000 Queen or King Yaps a lot..
20000 + - it’s break time.
a woman is sitting on a couch holding a clipboard and says okay , alright .
ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch holding a clipboard and says okay , alright .
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Whew, baby. Apparently I did NOT love myself in my 20s. 🥴
I can tell how much you love yourself by the partner you've chosen.
November 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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If someone doesn’t have the money to pay something in the first place, why tf would you charge them a late fee or return fee on top of that.
November 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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The simple answer is capitalism of course.

Late/return (and “overdraft”) fees are one of the biggest money-stealing scams in the history of mankind.
November 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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OMG.
November 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
This lady at the UN is sending me.

This is really the Upside Down.
November 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Watching Tr*mp and his staff crash out is so funny to witness.
November 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
How many of you finished #BaldursGate3?

ADHD won’t allow me to get through the whole thing. 😭
November 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Happy #N7Day from your favorite space marine himbo!

#MassEffect #N7 #Gaymer
November 7, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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BioWare is now posting cryptic messages on its social media channels that imply some kind of Mass Effect announcement or tease is imminent. https://kotaku.com/mass-effect-5-n7-day-bioware-blog-teaser-url-krogan-2000642122
Mass Effect Is Alive And Well, BioWare Says On N7 Day
BioWare also clarifies something important about the upcoming Amazon show for N7 Day
kotaku.com
November 7, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Happy N7 Day! I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite Statue in the citadel #MassEffect
November 7, 2025 at 3:25 PM
It’s #N7Day, but I’m in the middle of my Outer Worlds 2 run.

I may mix it up a little tonight. 🤣
November 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM