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“A NAP QUEEN!?!? A NAP QUEEN!?!? I AM THE QUEEN OF NAPS!!! 👑😴🛌” | big black queer millennial from the los angeles area | posts about: theme parks, disney, musicals, outdated memes, the gays & pop culture! 💖 | ✨all opinions are my own.✨
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@astoldbymarkus.bsky.social
· Sep 30
she not a girl, it’s miss tolleeurrhhh
Last night, Beyoncé did something to me and I’m dead ass about to buy Coachella tickets because it was so much fun being in like an audience and just listening to music. My homegirl has been trying to get me to go with her so now I will be in the desert 2026.
May 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Last night, Beyoncé did something to me and I’m dead ass about to buy Coachella tickets because it was so much fun being in like an audience and just listening to music. My homegirl has been trying to get me to go with her so now I will be in the desert 2026.
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The moment I step into Epic Universe:
April 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
The moment I step into Epic Universe:
I hate that i forgot about this app…
April 19, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I hate that i forgot about this app…
Things that have been happening to me once a week this year:
Falling asleep in my hybrid research class and waking up hours later to find that I’m the only one left in the Zoom…
Falling asleep in my hybrid research class and waking up hours later to find that I’m the only one left in the Zoom…
February 6, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Things that have been happening to me once a week this year:
Falling asleep in my hybrid research class and waking up hours later to find that I’m the only one left in the Zoom…
Falling asleep in my hybrid research class and waking up hours later to find that I’m the only one left in the Zoom…
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biggest lie ever 😭
January 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
biggest lie ever 😭
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16 years ago, beyoncé released ‘diva’
January 23, 2025 at 2:49 PM
16 years ago, beyoncé released ‘diva’
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misery business by paramore ♩
January 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
misery business by paramore ♩
Me at 6pm: I’m just gonna take a little power nap.
Me waking up seeing it’s 2am:
Me waking up seeing it’s 2am:
January 26, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Me at 6pm: I’m just gonna take a little power nap.
Me waking up seeing it’s 2am:
Me waking up seeing it’s 2am:
I just gave this guy my insta and I immediately regret it… not because he isnt cute but because my inner voice is like
“You barely text your friends back, you’re not gonna message him and he’s gonna think you’re not interested… fucked up another one”
my inner voice is lowkey right tho 🫥
“You barely text your friends back, you’re not gonna message him and he’s gonna think you’re not interested… fucked up another one”
my inner voice is lowkey right tho 🫥
January 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I just gave this guy my insta and I immediately regret it… not because he isnt cute but because my inner voice is like
“You barely text your friends back, you’re not gonna message him and he’s gonna think you’re not interested… fucked up another one”
my inner voice is lowkey right tho 🫥
“You barely text your friends back, you’re not gonna message him and he’s gonna think you’re not interested… fucked up another one”
my inner voice is lowkey right tho 🫥
For all the new teachers out there… I hope your department shares their resources so you don’t have to spend your days off creating lectures from scratch like I do! 😒😒😒
January 20, 2025 at 9:43 PM
For all the new teachers out there… I hope your department shares their resources so you don’t have to spend your days off creating lectures from scratch like I do! 😒😒😒
Linda goes up for MLK day!
January 20, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Linda goes up for MLK day!
January 20, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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The Real Housewives of The Emerald City
November 28, 2024 at 4:47 AM
The Real Housewives of The Emerald City
when beyonce announces that cowboy carter tour, dont talk to me. Because i’m broke, im not going, and i’m gonna be very hurt about it… #beyhive
January 20, 2025 at 12:46 AM
when beyonce announces that cowboy carter tour, dont talk to me. Because i’m broke, im not going, and i’m gonna be very hurt about it… #beyhive
I miss the 5 dollar footlong era of Subway.
January 20, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I miss the 5 dollar footlong era of Subway.
I honestly need to post more here on bluesky… so this week I’m gonna challenge myself to post all my rando thoughts here…. Every time I grab my phone I have to post something…
We’ll see how well that goes 🤣🤣🤣 not me already thinking im not gonna go through with it
We’ll see how well that goes 🤣🤣🤣 not me already thinking im not gonna go through with it
January 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I honestly need to post more here on bluesky… so this week I’m gonna challenge myself to post all my rando thoughts here…. Every time I grab my phone I have to post something…
We’ll see how well that goes 🤣🤣🤣 not me already thinking im not gonna go through with it
We’ll see how well that goes 🤣🤣🤣 not me already thinking im not gonna go through with it
The day when bsky allows us to embed videos into our post… its gonna be over for you bitches!
January 12, 2025 at 6:21 PM
The day when bsky allows us to embed videos into our post… its gonna be over for you bitches!
I haven’t been active on bluesky so here is a reminder of what I look like…
January 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I haven’t been active on bluesky so here is a reminder of what I look like…
We listen and we don’t judge… I would be cheering with those ladies when Luigi Mangione walked into the courtroom too!
December 23, 2024 at 6:18 PM
We listen and we don’t judge… I would be cheering with those ladies when Luigi Mangione walked into the courtroom too!
i keep giving people blank stares, i’m so different when you’re not there! 💖☕️ #dutchbroscoffee
December 20, 2024 at 4:30 AM
i keep giving people blank stares, i’m so different when you’re not there! 💖☕️ #dutchbroscoffee