Annette Storckman
@astorcks.bsky.social
Artist and comedian and all around disaster.
I’ve had enough of human suffering. In the next life, I’m coming back as a fat house cat or a Nancy Meyer kitchen.
January 7, 2026 at 3:21 PM
I’ve had enough of human suffering. In the next life, I’m coming back as a fat house cat or a Nancy Meyer kitchen.
Reposted by Annette Storckman
His father’s reply changed his perspective. “I was an Indian in Uganda. I was a Muslim in India. And I was all of these things in New York City,” Mahmood Mamdani explained to his son. And “to be a minority is also to see the truth of the place amidst the promise of it.”
Inside the Improbable, Audacious and (So Far) Unstoppable Rise of Zohran Mamdani
www.nytimes.com
October 14, 2025 at 12:24 PM
His father’s reply changed his perspective. “I was an Indian in Uganda. I was a Muslim in India. And I was all of these things in New York City,” Mahmood Mamdani explained to his son. And “to be a minority is also to see the truth of the place amidst the promise of it.”
When you’re petting a new cat and they look at you like “aha I see, you’ve done this before” is the equivalent of being told you read above your grade level.
October 14, 2025 at 12:45 PM
When you’re petting a new cat and they look at you like “aha I see, you’ve done this before” is the equivalent of being told you read above your grade level.
Sydney Sweeney is like… what if hot girl sleepy?
September 17, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Sydney Sweeney is like… what if hot girl sleepy?
Kash Patel just proving once again that the right wing is for dweebs.
September 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Kash Patel just proving once again that the right wing is for dweebs.
Do you think Chicago Pope is good at improv
May 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Do you think Chicago Pope is good at improv
Me calling ConEd: Um I smelled gas in the basement could you come check? No worries if not tho!!
March 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Me calling ConEd: Um I smelled gas in the basement could you come check? No worries if not tho!!
Reposted by Annette Storckman
"I’m the Canadian who was detained by Ice for two weeks. It felt like I had been kidnapped"
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
I’m the Canadian who was detained by Ice for two weeks. It felt like I had been kidnapped
I was stuck in a freezing cell without explanation despite eventually having lawyers and media attention. Yet, compared with others, I was lucky
www.theguardian.com
March 19, 2025 at 10:58 AM
"I’m the Canadian who was detained by Ice for two weeks. It felt like I had been kidnapped"
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Reposted by Annette Storckman
Reposted by Annette Storckman
Reposted by Annette Storckman
Today and in the coming days, remember
January 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Today and in the coming days, remember
Only Elon Musk could make the Nazi salute look dorky as hell.
January 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Only Elon Musk could make the Nazi salute look dorky as hell.
If the NYPD is in Washington DC then who is going to protect us from teens doing fare evasion!
January 20, 2025 at 3:48 PM
If the NYPD is in Washington DC then who is going to protect us from teens doing fare evasion!
Just sitting around on this totally normal Monday, not waiting for something weird to happen.
January 20, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Just sitting around on this totally normal Monday, not waiting for something weird to happen.
You blame the billionaires
I blame whatever fucker decided to first stand on two legs.
We are not the same.
I blame whatever fucker decided to first stand on two legs.
We are not the same.
January 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
You blame the billionaires
I blame whatever fucker decided to first stand on two legs.
We are not the same.
I blame whatever fucker decided to first stand on two legs.
We are not the same.
Me, reminiscing about a departed, beloved friend:
I miss that useless piece of shit; that mud boy of my nightmares; that absolutely enraging cunt face. I wish they were here so I could fart right in their mouth ♥️
I miss that useless piece of shit; that mud boy of my nightmares; that absolutely enraging cunt face. I wish they were here so I could fart right in their mouth ♥️
December 18, 2024 at 1:59 AM
Me, reminiscing about a departed, beloved friend:
I miss that useless piece of shit; that mud boy of my nightmares; that absolutely enraging cunt face. I wish they were here so I could fart right in their mouth ♥️
I miss that useless piece of shit; that mud boy of my nightmares; that absolutely enraging cunt face. I wish they were here so I could fart right in their mouth ♥️
Narrator: It wouldn’t.
Will Trump's 'Department Of Government Efficiency' Actually Accomplish Anything?
As Trump sets Musk and Ramaswamy up for failure, Democrats hope to call DOGE's bluff
thinkbigpicture.substack.com
December 11, 2024 at 3:50 AM
Narrator: It wouldn’t.
Do it* scared.
*use LinkedIn Easy Apply
*use LinkedIn Easy Apply
December 10, 2024 at 4:21 PM
Do it* scared.
*use LinkedIn Easy Apply
*use LinkedIn Easy Apply
All I’m saying is if the trained assassin is using CitiBike to get away because it’s the fastest, simplest way to get around — you’ve got yourself a great ad campaign.
December 4, 2024 at 6:40 PM
All I’m saying is if the trained assassin is using CitiBike to get away because it’s the fastest, simplest way to get around — you’ve got yourself a great ad campaign.
Babe we need to decompress
so now that everyone is migrated over here why are we still constantly posting about the last place? surely we've got new things to think about
December 1, 2024 at 3:22 PM
Babe we need to decompress
Lincoln made Thanksgiving to ritually sacrifice turkeys to Mothman in order to win the Civil War.
Remember the reason for the season.
Remember the reason for the season.
November 28, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Lincoln made Thanksgiving to ritually sacrifice turkeys to Mothman in order to win the Civil War.
Remember the reason for the season.
Remember the reason for the season.
Reminder that Thanksgiving was actually instated by Lincoln to give people a reason to celebrate something in the midst of the Civil War. The Puritans thing is just bad Victorian folklore. Fuck Puritans.
November 28, 2024 at 6:20 PM
Reminder that Thanksgiving was actually instated by Lincoln to give people a reason to celebrate something in the midst of the Civil War. The Puritans thing is just bad Victorian folklore. Fuck Puritans.
Nothing convinces me we live in a simulation more than LinkedIn influencers.
November 26, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Nothing convinces me we live in a simulation more than LinkedIn influencers.
My Twitter cadence is rusty, please allow me time to become succinctly funny again.
November 26, 2024 at 12:53 AM
My Twitter cadence is rusty, please allow me time to become succinctly funny again.