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i'm ivy i love my wife Homie Vulgaris podcast: https://patreon.com/TheHomieCollective worldbuilder for ivyCorp and at @concept.country donations/tips for my art projects: venmo/cashapp: $professorgetter

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𝕚𝕧𝕪 @professorgetter.bsky.social · Jul 5

a memo from the future. redacted for time paradox prevention.

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𝕚𝕧𝕪 @professorgetter.bsky.social · 11d

atm!!!

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she

𝕚𝕧𝕪 @professorgetter.bsky.social · 12d

listen to the Homie Vulgaris podcast. we're very funny and not racist

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𝕚𝕧𝕪 @professorgetter.bsky.social · 17d

*denji voice* a penguin!!!!

𝕚𝕧𝕪 @professorgetter.bsky.social · 18d

bear witness

𝕚𝕧𝕪 @professorgetter.bsky.social · 20d

moments before total collapse

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Pope MC Elle Woods Attorney at Law @mcellewoodsatlaw.bsky.social · 25d

Im 32 today and the horrors persist so if you want to throw me some money to pay off debts and start a get the fuck out of the South fund my venmo is @voiles1910 and cashapp is $vd1910. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/fbi-readie...

FBI Readies New War on Trans People

“We’re looking at the entire spider web”

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𝕚𝕧𝕪 @professorgetter.bsky.social · Sep 2

gotta gaze at those orbs

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𝕚𝕧𝕪 @professorgetter.bsky.social · Sep 2

see this at least makes sense

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Pope MC Elle Woods Attorney at Law @mcellewoodsatlaw.bsky.social · Sep 1

hey God stopped in today and said he’s really enjoying the Absolute Martian Manhunter run. He wants us to put it in the Bible. it’s causing a minor crisis.

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Pope MC Elle Woods Attorney at Law @mcellewoodsatlaw.bsky.social · Sep 1

read absolute martian manhunter

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𝕚𝕧𝕪 @professorgetter.bsky.social · Sep 1

digimon

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𝕚𝕧𝕪 @professorgetter.bsky.social · Sep 1

"I enhanced the image" real life isn't csi lol

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · Sep 1

Perry Bible Fellowship note passing meme

Top panel: student at desk turns to student behind and says "bluesky is dying"

Middle panel: student behind passes note

Bottom panel: front student frowns as he holds the note which reads "post good"

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𝕚𝕧𝕪 @professorgetter.bsky.social · Sep 1

personally I don't think it's my job to grow a platform. that is the job of whoever owns the ding dang thing. I don't see any money out of this lol

𝕚𝕧𝕪 @professorgetter.bsky.social · Sep 1

I still haven't seen any actual metrics for the purported cause of "people are too mean here" being the reason this isn't as frequented of a website. do these people just not remember early twitter?