Keys
astraldissection.bsky.social
Keys
@astraldissection.bsky.social
I do #humanmade art sometimes
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I knew a pastor who was like this. He turned the volume up on Sunday service worship when neighborhood residents complained about the noise. Unsurprisingly, he also bought into prosperity gospel for a while and was extremely vocal about wanting a theocratic state.
December 20, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Most of the Canadian left does not support big oil. Doubt many if any left-of-liberals do
December 20, 2025 at 6:58 PM
People are surprisingly not terrible to us at mine today!

I'm probably jinxing myself
December 20, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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"I see you you are valid" - useless, performative.

"Here is $3000, a mech suit, and a bottle of fireball." - affirming, beautiful, helps secure access to healthcare.
December 20, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Does this mean we get Snoopy in the Spiderverse?
December 20, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Yet another gross man not understanding that it's not a romance novel. 🤢
December 19, 2025 at 2:20 PM
A guacamole tree is even better! Actually in Christmas colours and everything. You could make garlands or lights by drizzling or dripping sour cream on there, tomatoes as ornaments, nachos as a star at the top
December 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Okay I'm looking on my tiny cheap phone's screen, but they look pretty good too!
December 18, 2025 at 4:36 PM
So cute! I love this sm 💗
December 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Honestly I don't hate the tuna tree. But I grew up inland and live on the coast now, so I def get the canned fish hate lol
December 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Freedom lights!!!
December 16, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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The "no brown M&M's clause" existed long before ChatGPT came along to test if people really read something.

Van Halen had a clause in their concert riders about having bowl of M&M's and much later saying no brown ones. Safety required the venue's crew really read the doc.
Seeing brown M&Ms was 🚩.
The Truth About Van Halen And Those Brown M&Ms
In the 1980s, Van Halen famously banned all brown M&Ms from their dressing room. David Lee Roth, reunited with the band for a new album and tour, explains why.
www.npr.org
December 12, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Great find!
December 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Lots of "I love artists until they start asking to be able to live fairly and in dignity" out there
December 7, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Wait, I'm married? Where's my spouse at
December 6, 2025 at 3:18 PM