Keys
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"I see you you are valid" - useless, performative.
"Here is $3000, a mech suit, and a bottle of fireball." - affirming, beautiful, helps secure access to healthcare.
"Here is $3000, a mech suit, and a bottle of fireball." - affirming, beautiful, helps secure access to healthcare.
December 20, 2025 at 1:47 PM
"I see you you are valid" - useless, performative.
"Here is $3000, a mech suit, and a bottle of fireball." - affirming, beautiful, helps secure access to healthcare.
"Here is $3000, a mech suit, and a bottle of fireball." - affirming, beautiful, helps secure access to healthcare.
Do people actually go "hmmm I wasn't going to play this mobile slop game before, but now that I've got a THIRD x button from this in-app ad, I might as well try it"?
Like it's gotta work on someone if they keep doing it, right???
Like it's gotta work on someone if they keep doing it, right???
December 19, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Do people actually go "hmmm I wasn't going to play this mobile slop game before, but now that I've got a THIRD x button from this in-app ad, I might as well try it"?
Like it's gotta work on someone if they keep doing it, right???
Like it's gotta work on someone if they keep doing it, right???
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“Then came the chaos. Within days, Claudius had given away nearly all its inventory for free—including a PlayStation 5 it had been talked into buying for ‘marketing purposes.’ It ordered a live fish. It offered to buy stun guns, pepper spray, cigarettes and underwear.”
Don’t let AI run anything.
Don’t let AI run anything.
We Let AI Run Our Office Vending Machine. It Lost Hundreds of Dollars.
An AI agent ran a snack operation in the WSJ newsroom. It gave away a free PlayStation, ordered a live fish—and taught us lessons about the future of AI.
www.wsj.com
December 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
“Then came the chaos. Within days, Claudius had given away nearly all its inventory for free—including a PlayStation 5 it had been talked into buying for ‘marketing purposes.’ It ordered a live fish. It offered to buy stun guns, pepper spray, cigarettes and underwear.”
Don’t let AI run anything.
Don’t let AI run anything.
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Bring this energy with you int 2026 (yes this is a threat)
December 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Bring this energy with you int 2026 (yes this is a threat)
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i charge my phone with perjury wait no that can’t be right . i charge my phone with kidnapping nope that’s not it . i charge my phone with assault huh what. i charge my phone with battery yep there it is
December 15, 2025 at 2:51 PM
i charge my phone with perjury wait no that can’t be right . i charge my phone with kidnapping nope that’s not it . i charge my phone with assault huh what. i charge my phone with battery yep there it is
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Congress Allocates $45 Million To Hang Fairy Lights Along U.S. Border https://theonion.com/congress-allocates-45-million-to-hang-fairy-lights-along-u-s-border/
December 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Congress Allocates $45 Million To Hang Fairy Lights Along U.S. Border https://theonion.com/congress-allocates-45-million-to-hang-fairy-lights-along-u-s-border/
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The "no brown M&M's clause" existed long before ChatGPT came along to test if people really read something.
Van Halen had a clause in their concert riders about having bowl of M&M's and much later saying no brown ones. Safety required the venue's crew really read the doc.
Seeing brown M&Ms was 🚩.
Van Halen had a clause in their concert riders about having bowl of M&M's and much later saying no brown ones. Safety required the venue's crew really read the doc.
Seeing brown M&Ms was 🚩.
The Truth About Van Halen And Those Brown M&Ms
In the 1980s, Van Halen famously banned all brown M&Ms from their dressing room. David Lee Roth, reunited with the band for a new album and tour, explains why.
www.npr.org
December 12, 2025 at 2:09 PM
The "no brown M&M's clause" existed long before ChatGPT came along to test if people really read something.
Van Halen had a clause in their concert riders about having bowl of M&M's and much later saying no brown ones. Safety required the venue's crew really read the doc.
Seeing brown M&Ms was 🚩.
Van Halen had a clause in their concert riders about having bowl of M&M's and much later saying no brown ones. Safety required the venue's crew really read the doc.
Seeing brown M&Ms was 🚩.
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I don't usually drive all the way to Chelmsford for "a few Beatles records", but when it includes this... I'm all for it.
December 12, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I don't usually drive all the way to Chelmsford for "a few Beatles records", but when it includes this... I'm all for it.
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Lots of "I love artists until they start asking to be able to live fairly and in dignity" out there
December 7, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Lots of "I love artists until they start asking to be able to live fairly and in dignity" out there
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the tutorial you've all been waiting for
December 6, 2025 at 11:05 AM
the tutorial you've all been waiting for
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All of the companies that make the software I use are increasing their prices, to account for an "investment" in AI.
I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".
I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".
December 4, 2025 at 8:41 AM
All of the companies that make the software I use are increasing their prices, to account for an "investment" in AI.
I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".
I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".
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Itch to draw struck, but I was at work
November 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Itch to draw struck, but I was at work
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Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday
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Comments fuel artists and creators. They help fledgling projects grow because other people see them and spread the word or interact.
We definitely cherish every single comment we’ve gotten on the comic on any of our platforms - especially the website.
Keep them coming. 🥰
We definitely cherish every single comment we’ve gotten on the comic on any of our platforms - especially the website.
Keep them coming. 🥰
Always and forever grateful to my friends and supporters and people for leaving comments. 💜💜💜
November 27, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Comments fuel artists and creators. They help fledgling projects grow because other people see them and spread the word or interact.
We definitely cherish every single comment we’ve gotten on the comic on any of our platforms - especially the website.
Keep them coming. 🥰
We definitely cherish every single comment we’ve gotten on the comic on any of our platforms - especially the website.
Keep them coming. 🥰
I now observe this holiday.
Wolfenoot is a wonderful, totally made up "holiday". Read about it here:
About — Wolfenoot
www.wolfenoot.com
November 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I now observe this holiday.
Ohmigod I love this lmfao
In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
November 23, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Ohmigod I love this lmfao
Some ways people try to get my attention at work instead of saying "ecxuse me": Key jingling, slapping the counter, ramming the service case with carts, noisily rolling carts, screaming at an empty service counter while I stock shelves, whistling, staring at me silently, looming in my blind spot.
November 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Some ways people try to get my attention at work instead of saying "ecxuse me": Key jingling, slapping the counter, ramming the service case with carts, noisily rolling carts, screaming at an empty service counter while I stock shelves, whistling, staring at me silently, looming in my blind spot.
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"Fuck AI. It’s something that’s making everything worse in every single way — I don’t get it ... what the fuck are we doing?"
— Rian Johnson
(via THR)
— Rian Johnson
(via THR)
November 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
"Fuck AI. It’s something that’s making everything worse in every single way — I don’t get it ... what the fuck are we doing?"
— Rian Johnson
(via THR)
— Rian Johnson
(via THR)
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So when are all the people saying "all your problems are because immigrants" going to 23andMe and then go back to where they came from?
November 21, 2025 at 7:45 PM
So when are all the people saying "all your problems are because immigrants" going to 23andMe and then go back to where they came from?
Good, now do it everywhere.
Santa Fe is now the first city to tie the minimum wage to the cost of rent.
The Santa Fe City Council voted to raise its minimum wage from $15/hr to $17.50 by 2027 — but they also added another provision.
Future increases will factor in inflation, and the price of housing.
The Santa Fe City Council voted to raise its minimum wage from $15/hr to $17.50 by 2027 — but they also added another provision.
Future increases will factor in inflation, and the price of housing.
With new ordinance, Santa Fe becomes first city to tie minimum wage to rental costs
SANTA FE — The Santa Fe City Council voted on Wednesday to raise its minimum wage from $15 an hour to $17.50 in 2027, eliciting praise from workers’ rights advocates
www.abqjournal.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Good, now do it everywhere.