AstraVex
@astravex.bsky.social
https://youtube.com/@astravex
https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/phillipjones/e6V5
Earthling, Semi-Talented Musician, Nerd.
🎮🎵🎸🎼
"Through the storm ⛈️, may you become a rainbow"🌈
https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/phillipjones/e6V5
Earthling, Semi-Talented Musician, Nerd.
🎮🎵🎸🎼
"Through the storm ⛈️, may you become a rainbow"🌈
This new Enya Inspire guitar of mine has a 15W bluetooth speaker built *into* the body of it and it is AWESOME! 💖 No amp, no pedals, no cables, I can play it anywhere, run different preset sounds and FX, I can play backing tracks and drum machines through it, this is great! :D I'm unstoppable!!!! :D
November 20, 2025 at 3:12 PM
This new Enya Inspire guitar of mine has a 15W bluetooth speaker built *into* the body of it and it is AWESOME! 💖 No amp, no pedals, no cables, I can play it anywhere, run different preset sounds and FX, I can play backing tracks and drum machines through it, this is great! :D I'm unstoppable!!!! :D
- Slips on wet floor.
- Falls in front of computer and turns it on.
- Connects to WiFi.
- Accidently opens ChatGPT and slaps keyboard randomly that prompts it to make a painting of a Roman party scene.
- Downloads image.
- Accidently imports it into the game engine.
- "OH, IT SLIPPED THROUGH!😱"
- Falls in front of computer and turns it on.
- Connects to WiFi.
- Accidently opens ChatGPT and slaps keyboard randomly that prompts it to make a painting of a Roman party scene.
- Downloads image.
- Accidently imports it into the game engine.
- "OH, IT SLIPPED THROUGH!😱"
November 16, 2025 at 1:25 PM
- Slips on wet floor.
- Falls in front of computer and turns it on.
- Connects to WiFi.
- Accidently opens ChatGPT and slaps keyboard randomly that prompts it to make a painting of a Roman party scene.
- Downloads image.
- Accidently imports it into the game engine.
- "OH, IT SLIPPED THROUGH!😱"
- Falls in front of computer and turns it on.
- Connects to WiFi.
- Accidently opens ChatGPT and slaps keyboard randomly that prompts it to make a painting of a Roman party scene.
- Downloads image.
- Accidently imports it into the game engine.
- "OH, IT SLIPPED THROUGH!😱"
Every 👏 line 👏 is a quote! 👏
November 12, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Every 👏 line 👏 is a quote! 👏
You all think I'm doing a bit, but you would be wrong! I promise I WILL do this!
November 11, 2025 at 11:47 AM
You all think I'm doing a bit, but you would be wrong! I promise I WILL do this!
State of Play Japan airs on YouTube tonight (Nov 11) at
2pm PT / 5pm ET / 11pm CEST /
10PM GMT | Nov 12 at 7am JST
If a Bloodborne remake or remaster is even mentioned, I will PERSONALLY trade-in my PS5 for a PS5 Pro to play it in its nicest quality until PS6 comes out. And that's a promise! 😠
2pm PT / 5pm ET / 11pm CEST /
10PM GMT | Nov 12 at 7am JST
If a Bloodborne remake or remaster is even mentioned, I will PERSONALLY trade-in my PS5 for a PS5 Pro to play it in its nicest quality until PS6 comes out. And that's a promise! 😠
November 11, 2025 at 11:42 AM
State of Play Japan airs on YouTube tonight (Nov 11) at
2pm PT / 5pm ET / 11pm CEST /
10PM GMT | Nov 12 at 7am JST
If a Bloodborne remake or remaster is even mentioned, I will PERSONALLY trade-in my PS5 for a PS5 Pro to play it in its nicest quality until PS6 comes out. And that's a promise! 😠
2pm PT / 5pm ET / 11pm CEST /
10PM GMT | Nov 12 at 7am JST
If a Bloodborne remake or remaster is even mentioned, I will PERSONALLY trade-in my PS5 for a PS5 Pro to play it in its nicest quality until PS6 comes out. And that's a promise! 😠
New Guitar arriving tomorrow! 🎸
Something very different....
Something very different....
November 9, 2025 at 11:18 PM
New Guitar arriving tomorrow! 🎸
Something very different....
Something very different....
November 7, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Trump just stands there after a man collapses during a press conference.
How is this not an Onion News article? This is insane, this man is insane!
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
How is this not an Onion News article? This is insane, this man is insane!
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
November 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Trump just stands there after a man collapses during a press conference.
How is this not an Onion News article? This is insane, this man is insane!
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
How is this not an Onion News article? This is insane, this man is insane!
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Predicting it now, THIS is how America will look in about....
two years.
Donald Trump is basically Immortan Joe if you swapped the desert fortress for a golf resort.
Immortan Joe promises water.
Trump promises greatness.
Both love the poorly educated.
two years.
Donald Trump is basically Immortan Joe if you swapped the desert fortress for a golf resort.
Immortan Joe promises water.
Trump promises greatness.
Both love the poorly educated.
October 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Predicting it now, THIS is how America will look in about....
two years.
Donald Trump is basically Immortan Joe if you swapped the desert fortress for a golf resort.
Immortan Joe promises water.
Trump promises greatness.
Both love the poorly educated.
two years.
Donald Trump is basically Immortan Joe if you swapped the desert fortress for a golf resort.
Immortan Joe promises water.
Trump promises greatness.
Both love the poorly educated.
Does anyone else remember this cartoon from the 90s? I feel like I watched maybe two episodes of it when I was about 8, but it always stuck with me for just being such a wacky premise. 😂
October 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Does anyone else remember this cartoon from the 90s? I feel like I watched maybe two episodes of it when I was about 8, but it always stuck with me for just being such a wacky premise. 😂
If this is true, Microsoft are gonna be COOKED 🔥
Let's hope it's just a rumour. 🫤
www.vice.com/en/article/n...
Let's hope it's just a rumour. 🫤
www.vice.com/en/article/n...
October 14, 2025 at 11:28 PM
If this is true, Microsoft are gonna be COOKED 🔥
Let's hope it's just a rumour. 🫤
www.vice.com/en/article/n...
Let's hope it's just a rumour. 🫤
www.vice.com/en/article/n...
"MY EYES HAVE SEEN THINGS YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE WITH YOUR OWN!"
October 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
"MY EYES HAVE SEEN THINGS YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE WITH YOUR OWN!"
The Virtual Boy is just a 3DS that does Red & Black colour only and is waaaay too close to your eyes.
You are literally paying $100 to ruin your eyesight for no other reason than nostalgia and brand loyalty. 😅
You are literally paying $100 to ruin your eyesight for no other reason than nostalgia and brand loyalty. 😅
October 11, 2025 at 10:55 AM
The Virtual Boy is just a 3DS that does Red & Black colour only and is waaaay too close to your eyes.
You are literally paying $100 to ruin your eyesight for no other reason than nostalgia and brand loyalty. 😅
You are literally paying $100 to ruin your eyesight for no other reason than nostalgia and brand loyalty. 😅
Amazing that it took me like 20 years to realise that they FAKED the shading on the Alastor sword in Devil May Cry 1! 😂 I had no idea, but I guess it's the little details that keeps things optimised but looking great :)
October 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Amazing that it took me like 20 years to realise that they FAKED the shading on the Alastor sword in Devil May Cry 1! 😂 I had no idea, but I guess it's the little details that keeps things optimised but looking great :)
It's taken you 11 MONTHS to manage pre-orders and you havent even got physical copies yet?! For a game that's already been out for 6 months?!
And what the heck have you done with the Gobbo design?!
And what the heck have you done with the Gobbo design?!
August 31, 2025 at 1:58 PM
It's taken you 11 MONTHS to manage pre-orders and you havent even got physical copies yet?! For a game that's already been out for 6 months?!
And what the heck have you done with the Gobbo design?!
And what the heck have you done with the Gobbo design?!
America in five years.....
August 23, 2025 at 1:23 PM
America in five years.....
Nice milestone number! :D
August 13, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Nice milestone number! :D
Meanwhile I can STILL play my copy of Curse Of Monkey Island from 1997 and have a grand ol' time! ☠️🦜🏝️🐒😝
August 5, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Meanwhile I can STILL play my copy of Curse Of Monkey Island from 1997 and have a grand ol' time! ☠️🦜🏝️🐒😝
Buried in Ubisoft’s latest End User License Agreement - the one you have to accept to play any of their games, says:
“Upon termination for any reason, You must immediately uninstall the Product and destroy all copies of the Product in Your possession."
Even if it’s physical?!
This is insane!
“Upon termination for any reason, You must immediately uninstall the Product and destroy all copies of the Product in Your possession."
Even if it’s physical?!
This is insane!
August 5, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Buried in Ubisoft’s latest End User License Agreement - the one you have to accept to play any of their games, says:
“Upon termination for any reason, You must immediately uninstall the Product and destroy all copies of the Product in Your possession."
Even if it’s physical?!
This is insane!
“Upon termination for any reason, You must immediately uninstall the Product and destroy all copies of the Product in Your possession."
Even if it’s physical?!
This is insane!
Amazing! Would I be allowed to mod it with my own covers of the soundtrack? :)
July 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Amazing! Would I be allowed to mod it with my own covers of the soundtrack? :)