George Carlin was an absolute treasure. And he was right about everything.

Cool how about fatalist? Only planets facing a massive climate crisis are planets?

Men calling women "Females" while technically correct is just about the cringiest way to refer to women and I immediately lose trust and respect for men that do it. I'm not even sorry about it

I'm so sorry you have to suffer like that. My EDS is much less pronounced and I feel like it sucks really bad for me so I can't even fathom the pain and loss of life quality you deal with. Don't let dumbasses on the internet try to doctor Google you. #spooniesunite

That is a fine looking pup you have there Gov. 💜

That's a weird way to say "I've been a major creepy my entire life" 😬

Does it taste like chewing on a high voltage line? Moreover, is it working?

So what you're saying is i should wrap myself in tinfoil and sleep outside? It's kinda cold out but maybe the tinfoil will keep me warm until they come to get me 🤔