Guy Arbiter
@asympu.bsky.social
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Northern Virginia/DC. Soccer referee. Aviation and Wx enthusiast. Dad with jokes. Occasional song parody writer
Northern Virginia/DC. Soccer referee. Aviation and Wx enthusiast. Dad with jokes. Occasional song parody writer
Siri, show me two things a rational person should probably be afraid of looking up on Urban Dictionary
November 1, 2023 at 12:30 PM
Siri, show me two things a rational person should probably be afraid of looking up on Urban Dictionary
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The average U.S. president has been charged with 2+ felonies.
August 15, 2023 at 4:19 PM
The average U.S. president has been charged with 2+ felonies.
My mom is watching a replay of USA v Portugal. Not only did she not realize the game happened overnight she said the US was playing “Portland”
August 1, 2023 at 10:46 PM
My mom is watching a replay of USA v Portugal. Not only did she not realize the game happened overnight she said the US was playing “Portland”
Today’s lesson: never tell your physical therapist you’re pain free because you won’t be by the end of the session. #bastardtriedtokillme
July 5, 2023 at 2:44 PM
Today’s lesson: never tell your physical therapist you’re pain free because you won’t be by the end of the session. #bastardtriedtokillme
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welcome to all new bluesky users. please keep in mind that it is still in beta. there are many features still missing, so please be patient. for example, you may notice that this app loads posts and then shows them to you, instead of not doing that for some reason.
July 2, 2023 at 2:44 AM
welcome to all new bluesky users. please keep in mind that it is still in beta. there are many features still missing, so please be patient. for example, you may notice that this app loads posts and then shows them to you, instead of not doing that for some reason.
Guess there was a small earthquake in LA overnight and not being able to see the “earthquake!” posts on twitter really drove home for me how useless the site is now. All I got was “rate limit exceeded” and that was my first check of twitter today so not like I saw 800 tweets and then got throttled
July 2, 2023 at 10:02 AM
Guess there was a small earthquake in LA overnight and not being able to see the “earthquake!” posts on twitter really drove home for me how useless the site is now. All I got was “rate limit exceeded” and that was my first check of twitter today so not like I saw 800 tweets and then got throttled
Elon caused a clusterfuck but credit where credit is due: nothing before today ever stopped my doomscrolling except pizza
July 2, 2023 at 1:02 AM
Elon caused a clusterfuck but credit where credit is due: nothing before today ever stopped my doomscrolling except pizza
@kenwhite.bsky.social didn’t realize how much I missed your voice at the other place until today’s clusterfuck motivated me to get an account here and, lo and behold, a bevy of Ken posts! Glad to be following you again
July 2, 2023 at 12:19 AM
@kenwhite.bsky.social didn’t realize how much I missed your voice at the other place until today’s clusterfuck motivated me to get an account here and, lo and behold, a bevy of Ken posts! Glad to be following you again
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When the twitter mutual doesn't follow you back here
July 1, 2023 at 9:35 PM
When the twitter mutual doesn't follow you back here
Yet another refugee from the other place. #ratelimitexceeded
July 1, 2023 at 7:05 PM
Yet another refugee from the other place. #ratelimitexceeded