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web dev, bad at social media
will doomscroll your devlog
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what the fuck i thought he only did that during our private calls
January 3, 2026 at 1:52 AM
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if liberal democracy is praising that a bill got passed while handwaving the negative effects of said bill, then fuck that noise

your belief in the system alone & not in what it produces stems from your other belief that the system would never seek to bind you in particular
December 30, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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having blusky's set to make you click-through to see anything flagged as "adult content" is great, because it's like a little surprise present.
90% of the time its an anime girl in a bikini
the remaining 10% someone is trying to insert an entire washing machine into their ass
December 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
right as I lost my job, no less
well, I can't afford to be depressed, I have to find a new spritesheet
December 22, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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In Mr Beast’s new video, a woman is alone for two weeks on a platform in the sky. and each day, a balloon is released at an inopportune moment for her. And if she fails to shoot the balloon with an arrow, they take a small portion of the platform that is her home
December 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Fuck normal PC cases, I want the eyesore gem case.
December 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM
riding the autism bicycle
Medical frymblal: Nature’s latest AI-generated paper

Factor Fexcectorn on the autism bicycle

www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUY3... - video
pivottoai.libsyn.com/20251128-med... - podcast

time: 6 min 32 sec
December 3, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Y’all have got to stop trying to teach people magic with edh
them.us Them @them.us · Nov 14
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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best part of leaked emails is seeing how rich people write in private
November 18, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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Absentmindedly walked up to the toilet door at the bar and said “toilet?” as I checked if the toilet door was locked. I turned around and a guy was just staring at me
November 8, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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from 2003
November 4, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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I love that this actually works.

*Oh yeah, is your list actually UNordered? Prove it.*
October 31, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Threw up for the first time in a decade yesterday
October 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Andrew, we're voting you off the island and back to the suburbs.

Our new ad just aired during Survivor.
October 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Le Creuset is Cheugy 👎
October 10, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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discovering insane edits recently
October 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
fuck vercel!
October 1, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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after going through disks 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, & 13, it reboots and asks for disks 1, 2, 7, 12, 13, 8, 9, 8, 9, 8, 9, 8, & 9.

in that order.
September 19, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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why is windows 95 so *donk* STOP! when it asks for the next disk? this is literally what's expected, man! stop worrying me with your dialog box that looks like an error message
September 19, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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September 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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I am enjoying The Pitt
September 14, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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No notes
September 16, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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this joke broke containment and now i have a bunch of right-wingers gleefully informing me they've already called my boss and celebrating my firing

weirdly enough i haven’t gotten a single phone call!
September 15, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Dziś w Krytyce Politycznej znajdziecie parę zdań ode mnie o tym, że na ograniczaniu świadczenia 800+ ukraińskim dzieciom w Polsce nie korzysta nikt poza Rosją. Zapraszam cieplutko.

krytykapolityczna.pl...
September 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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REPOST if you SUPPORT everything that TRANSGENDER WOMEN do to uphold the RULE OF LAW!!!!!!!!
Nothing but respect for this TRANSGENDER PATRIOT for respecting the RULE OF LAW and turning in her EVIL CHASER boyfriend 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡
September 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM