THATS ME AND MY WONDERFUL BF @alternatebytes.dis.blue YAAAAAAAY

provides stimulation. I like picking apart all the flavors like a working class sommelier

when you were young you were the king of chudler flooooweeers

wait this fucking rocks

MFF security is volunteer customer service, you are not a fucking cop, fuck all the way to fuckoffville and when you get there continue fucking all the way off

Having a drunk transphobe guard the bathrooms shows complete ineptness from the top down

Do better MFF

The one on the left could feasibly be any sort of rodent or marsupial. That's a wombat. That's a sugar glider? Who can say? Not me.

The one on the right is gay.

So imagine a bunch of small, crunchy, multicolored burgers

YAYYYYYYY MY NEPHEW IS SAFE

ravens have been washed for like 9 years now unfortunately

if someone draws queer people and their top surgery scars don't look like a chain of 4-point stars i pinch my nose and turn around

slsk / nicotine+
any local audio player you like (i use foobar)
take your life into your own hands

it's a stylized symbol of power and reclamation and it also looks rad as fuck!!

this is probably why I'm a bat but it's best if I don't unpack that