Harley Cliffhanger
@atavistique.bsky.social
Ev. She/her. Old enough. Cat mom. Trekkie 🖖 A screw loose and tough as nails.
This morning I laid in bed for a good 10 minutes debating chucking a sickie for the rest of the month, and I need someone to tell me I’m a good girl for not choosing that
February 11, 2026 at 11:46 PM
This morning I laid in bed for a good 10 minutes debating chucking a sickie for the rest of the month, and I need someone to tell me I’m a good girl for not choosing that
When Hozier sang “Eat Your Young” I didn’t think he meant it literally 😭
February 10, 2026 at 12:19 AM
When Hozier sang “Eat Your Young” I didn’t think he meant it literally 😭
When you write a job application and click on the “adjustments made for people with disabilities” link in the ad, and it forwards you to a “page not found” URL 🤡
I mean, that just about sums up my whole life, doesn’t it /lolcri
I mean, that just about sums up my whole life, doesn’t it /lolcri
February 7, 2026 at 4:31 AM
When you write a job application and click on the “adjustments made for people with disabilities” link in the ad, and it forwards you to a “page not found” URL 🤡
I mean, that just about sums up my whole life, doesn’t it /lolcri
I mean, that just about sums up my whole life, doesn’t it /lolcri
Currently nursing 16 work tasks in my to-do list, so naturally I am fighting the urge to go and wash all the windows
February 3, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Currently nursing 16 work tasks in my to-do list, so naturally I am fighting the urge to go and wash all the windows
Tfw you inadvertently put on an outfit that’s basically a more expensive version of your early 20s outfits, and you literally have flashbacks to having Devonshire tea in brocade waistcoats and frilly blouses… (Yes, I dressed like a spoiled Victorian schoolboy)
February 2, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Tfw you inadvertently put on an outfit that’s basically a more expensive version of your early 20s outfits, and you literally have flashbacks to having Devonshire tea in brocade waistcoats and frilly blouses… (Yes, I dressed like a spoiled Victorian schoolboy)
Australia is Indigenous land. Unceded, dispossessed, and occupied. Always was, always will be.
January 25, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Australia is Indigenous land. Unceded, dispossessed, and occupied. Always was, always will be.
So, like…… #TheWarBetweenTheLandandTheSea is basically Bridge of Spies meets The Shape of Water?
January 25, 2026 at 1:06 PM
So, like…… #TheWarBetweenTheLandandTheSea is basically Bridge of Spies meets The Shape of Water?
Star Trek: The Search for Spock with Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 23, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Star Trek: The Search for Spock with Big Naturals
Reposted by Harley Cliffhanger
[AI bubble bursts] billionaire tech bro: the stupid consumer did not understand it
January 22, 2026 at 2:42 AM
[AI bubble bursts] billionaire tech bro: the stupid consumer did not understand it
Have you ever wondered how many calories you have, like, as a hunk of meat? Wonder no more:
(Source arstechnica.com/science/2017...)
(Source arstechnica.com/science/2017...)
January 23, 2026 at 10:08 AM
Have you ever wondered how many calories you have, like, as a hunk of meat? Wonder no more:
(Source arstechnica.com/science/2017...)
(Source arstechnica.com/science/2017...)
Dance teacher accidentally called Viennese Waltz “Vietnamese Waltz” and now I’m imagining fallaway pivots as Pho-away pivots
January 22, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Dance teacher accidentally called Viennese Waltz “Vietnamese Waltz” and now I’m imagining fallaway pivots as Pho-away pivots
Do you… ever crave the degree of anonymity and separation we had in the 90s. Like, when you could write a post (on xanga, livejournal, whatever), without 20 incel-bots with no profile pic and 0 posts ragebaiting you…
January 21, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Do you… ever crave the degree of anonymity and separation we had in the 90s. Like, when you could write a post (on xanga, livejournal, whatever), without 20 incel-bots with no profile pic and 0 posts ragebaiting you…
Reposted by Harley Cliffhanger
FUCK ICE
FUCK FASH
FUCK EVERY PIECE OF NAZI TRASH
SAY IT WITH ME
FUCK FASH
FUCK EVERY PIECE OF NAZI TRASH
SAY IT WITH ME
January 10, 2026 at 9:18 AM
FUCK ICE
FUCK FASH
FUCK EVERY PIECE OF NAZI TRASH
SAY IT WITH ME
FUCK FASH
FUCK EVERY PIECE OF NAZI TRASH
SAY IT WITH ME
That is quite a resume
Oh, and then Ignaz Trebitsch-Lincoln. Now he does sound like quite the interesting chap. Pitching a tv drama series on him any moment now
January 19, 2026 at 1:17 AM
That is quite a resume
She feelin’ a bit queer today
January 16, 2026 at 7:03 AM
She feelin’ a bit queer today
If you want to be mildly amused, take phrases “_____ medium” and interpret “medium” in all instances as someone who communes with spirits:
- a happy medium
- the artistic medium
- interplanetary medium
- a happy medium
- the artistic medium
- interplanetary medium
January 15, 2026 at 7:32 AM
If you want to be mildly amused, take phrases “_____ medium” and interpret “medium” in all instances as someone who communes with spirits:
- a happy medium
- the artistic medium
- interplanetary medium
- a happy medium
- the artistic medium
- interplanetary medium
“Here are some numbers, we need to replicate it”
Okay..? And why are we not copying it over?
“Our numbers need to be exactly the same as these numbers!!”
Well if you refuse to copy it, could I at least look at how these ones were calculated?
“No!!! Do it yourself!!!!”
Errr
Okay..? And why are we not copying it over?
“Our numbers need to be exactly the same as these numbers!!”
Well if you refuse to copy it, could I at least look at how these ones were calculated?
“No!!! Do it yourself!!!!”
Errr
January 14, 2026 at 6:32 AM
“Here are some numbers, we need to replicate it”
Okay..? And why are we not copying it over?
“Our numbers need to be exactly the same as these numbers!!”
Well if you refuse to copy it, could I at least look at how these ones were calculated?
“No!!! Do it yourself!!!!”
Errr
Okay..? And why are we not copying it over?
“Our numbers need to be exactly the same as these numbers!!”
Well if you refuse to copy it, could I at least look at how these ones were calculated?
“No!!! Do it yourself!!!!”
Errr
Not having a job: awful
Having a job, and hence having to go back to work: also awful
Having a job, and hence having to go back to work: also awful
a little girl is wearing a paper bag hat on her head .
Alt: a little girl is wearing a paper bag hat on her head and sighing
media.tenor.com
January 6, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Not having a job: awful
Having a job, and hence having to go back to work: also awful
Having a job, and hence having to go back to work: also awful
Reposted by Harley Cliffhanger
If you see this, post a random image from your device
January 1, 2026 at 4:05 AM
If you see this, post a random image from your device
Reposted by Harley Cliffhanger
mood
December 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
mood
“You’re autistic? But you’re so pretty!”
Forget insults, what’s the most unhinged *compliment* you’ve ever received?
December 31, 2025 at 2:40 AM
“You’re autistic? But you’re so pretty!”
🎶 I heard he ran a good game
I heard he had some style
And so I came to see him
To play there for a while
And there he was this big nerd
A stranger to my eyes
Giving my dice rolls advantage
+2 to saving throws
Killing my bard with some goblins
Killing my bard
With goblins
Killing my bard 🎶
#ttrpg
I heard he had some style
And so I came to see him
To play there for a while
And there he was this big nerd
A stranger to my eyes
Giving my dice rolls advantage
+2 to saving throws
Killing my bard with some goblins
Killing my bard
With goblins
Killing my bard 🎶
#ttrpg
December 29, 2025 at 1:45 PM
🎶 I heard he ran a good game
I heard he had some style
And so I came to see him
To play there for a while
And there he was this big nerd
A stranger to my eyes
Giving my dice rolls advantage
+2 to saving throws
Killing my bard with some goblins
Killing my bard
With goblins
Killing my bard 🎶
#ttrpg
I heard he had some style
And so I came to see him
To play there for a while
And there he was this big nerd
A stranger to my eyes
Giving my dice rolls advantage
+2 to saving throws
Killing my bard with some goblins
Killing my bard
With goblins
Killing my bard 🎶
#ttrpg
Me waking up at 7am and realising it’s still that weird limbo between Xmas and New Years
December 29, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Me waking up at 7am and realising it’s still that weird limbo between Xmas and New Years
On Chinese web forum:
“If you could exchange 10 pounds of flesh in return for adding 10 years to your mom’s lifespan, would you do it?”
Reply:
“By the level that I love to eat and the rate I gain weight, if I give up self discipline in diet, I could probably make my whole family immortal”
“If you could exchange 10 pounds of flesh in return for adding 10 years to your mom’s lifespan, would you do it?”
Reply:
“By the level that I love to eat and the rate I gain weight, if I give up self discipline in diet, I could probably make my whole family immortal”
December 27, 2025 at 12:39 PM
On Chinese web forum:
“If you could exchange 10 pounds of flesh in return for adding 10 years to your mom’s lifespan, would you do it?”
Reply:
“By the level that I love to eat and the rate I gain weight, if I give up self discipline in diet, I could probably make my whole family immortal”
“If you could exchange 10 pounds of flesh in return for adding 10 years to your mom’s lifespan, would you do it?”
Reply:
“By the level that I love to eat and the rate I gain weight, if I give up self discipline in diet, I could probably make my whole family immortal”