The absolute coolest thing I’ve seen at IAAPA is this “Wings” swing ride from Zamperla. It has this neat mechanic where you have to flap your arms to raise higher, but that’s no even the cool part, it’s wheelchair accessible! They let me try the seat and it was amazing.

I got my first driver stolen Amazon package today! I hope he likes his elastic shoe laces and floral foam 😹

In the ER for the first time in my adult life.

Is it:

Ovarian cyst?
Appendicitis?
Twisted ovary?

Let’s find oooout!

UNIVERSAL’s Epic Universe opens in 69 days

Why do parents feel the need to backhand complain about their lives while trying to appear their morally superior? This was a fb comment on a ad for a $150 hour long headspa service..

I’ve been seeing a lot more teslas on the road lately. I like how it only took a billionaire kissing the ass of the crazed Cheeto for republicans to get behind electric vehicles. 🙃 guys, there are way better options out there

Me the last few weeks

Sometimes I forget some people don’t have to regularly see doctors… wow that must be nice 😹

I swear, every time I take a nap something crazy happens.. HBO canceled Sesame Street??

Ready for Candlenights 🕯️🎄🎁🦐🪽

DEATH BLART. DEATH BLART. DEATH BLART. DEATH BLART.

Went out thrifting to maybe pick up some silly gag things for x-mas.. ended up getting myself a little something. I somehow scored a fully functional Wacom Cintiq for $20. 🙀

I was just walking down the street and got CALLED THE FUCK OUT