Athene Numphe
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Athene Numphe
@athenenumphe.bsky.social
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Geek, gamer, parent, wife, friend, librarian-type person.
SANTA! I SAW HIM!!!!!!! #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Rockette diversity count: at least 3, possibly up to 5, and one redhead. #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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ACAB including the marching band #MacysParade
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Somewhere over lorado? #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I always forget how beautiful Cobie Caillat's voice is. #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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I love that every female performer dresses like they’re off to a cocaine fueled apres ski after party when they finish up at the parade.
#macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I feel personally offended by the babies sucking on the giant pacifiers. #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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There are only two types of musical acts in the #MacysParade:
1. People from 40 years ago.
2. People I’ve never heard of.
No in between.
November 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Who ordered Courtney Love from Wish? #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Fun fact: I almost saw Debbie Gibson perform Belle on Broadway, but her understusy was on that night. #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Pretty sure we just sealed the Honmoon! #KPopDemonHunters #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Uh why are Benson and Stabler crossing the picket line... ACAB #MacysParade
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Ooohhhh...i see a derpy tiger! #macysparade
a blue cat with orange eyes and sharp teeth stands in a dark forest
ALT: a blue cat with orange eyes and sharp teeth stands in a dark forest
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November 27, 2025 at 4:02 PM
"Just 14 goldfish crackers long" Americans will measure with anything except the metric system. #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Gonna tell my kids these are the Rockettes. #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Busta Rhymes with Ninja Turtles. Yaaas! #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Americans will use anything but the metric system: “you can fit 85 black bears inside this Smokey the Bear float” #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Cause when we think of Alaska, we think of Jewel. #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Never forget that we are on stolen land. #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Next up on the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade: Sydney Sweeney, Snoopy and SkyNet #macysparade #alliteration
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Hoda getting it on to Celebration! #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Bronx Zoo took advantage of the Lion King Musical Remainders Sale, I see. #MacysParade
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Is bowling puppet giving anyone else nightmares??? #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
That Green Giant float is always terrifying. #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
It's hard to get to Sesame Street since they cut the funding to PBS. #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM