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holly jolLEE
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OCD and no fun at parties.
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Can't build a brand with you talking in the background.
November 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Dear Santa,
I’ve been very good this year and there’s only one thing I really really want….

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/u...
Shorter Days, Signs of Fatigue: Trump Faces Realities of Aging in Office
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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::Frankenstein’s creature after one (1) therapy session::

FIRE NOT BAD. FIRE JUST DO BAD THING.
November 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
And so I wake in the morning and I step outside
And I take deep breath and I get real high
And I scream from the top of my lungs
What's goin' on?
November 22, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Variety forgot about motherfucking CHER. A pop icon who has won an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, AND multiple Golden Globes.

variety.com/2025/film/co...
November 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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SPREAD THIS FAR AND WIDE

A group of New Yorkers has made an ICE hotline to protect their neighbors from being kidnapped by secret police.
November 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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We didn't get to wish anyone a Happy Halloween this year, but there's no time to fall off a ladder like the present when you are taking down your Halloween decorations.
November 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Today’s breakfast was a peppermint mocha and eight olives.
November 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I like thanksgiving because it’s like a practice run for Christmas dinner.
November 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
#Frankenstein was OK. I hated Elizabeth got stuck in that boring green dress for half the damn movie, and that they added a romantic monster subplot, but the scenery was pretty, Oscar Isaac was great and poor Mia Goth got some massive veneers.
November 10, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
The milk! We get it! This isn’t fucking The Boys! #Frankenstein
November 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Not the greatest of his sins but John Fetterman using the shutdown as an excuse to not answer the phones (and he was already one of the hardest to contact) is yet another reason why he remains one of the worst senators.
November 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
When you play with your Polly Pocket and Barbie at the same time.
November 9, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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I can’t believe Zohran is transing the trains already

www.mta.info/article/f-m-...
November 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Just a casual reminder that he never has and never will care about the American people.
November 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
On the subway and this guy takes out a Glade can, starts spraying, looks over at me and goes, “it’s Apple Cinnamon.”

Go off, seasonal king.
November 6, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Getting closer!!
November 4, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re a Campbell’s soup and childhood trauma?!
October 31, 2025 at 11:40 PM
When my sister was in junior high, she went to a friends house for dinner and came back crying because they had Steak-umm, and we had never had it.
My mom said, “fine, I’ll make Steak-umm.”
It was the most disappointing Tuesday night dinner I can ever remember.
October 27, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Every time I open NYT, I feel like the little moment it takes to load is the app saying, “hey, you sure you want to do that? It’s real bad in here.”
October 25, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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TRON: ARES depicts the ultimate nightmare: Jared Leto emerging from a screen into the real world.
October 21, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Phantasm is the greatest 80’s horror franchise
October 18, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Please enjoy my X-men head canon:

Back when videos were rented, Jean always wanted Death Becomes Her, and Scott picked Sleepless in Seattle.
October 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM