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Programming and noobgramming
We are all low ping bastards now
January 13, 2024 at 9:05 AM
I once got such impostor syndrome at work when I thought I'd been spelling "impostor" wrong all these years.
January 11, 2024 at 8:48 PM
January 10, 2024 at 4:03 PM
🎵 Cleaning up the files
As if someone will come along after I'm gone
And sort through them
Rather wipe them as obsolete personal data 🎵
January 9, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Free
and libre
verse
poetry
January 9, 2024 at 2:32 PM
Reposted by athoness
This is the most accurate image AI has ever generated
November 15, 2023 at 10:35 PM
January 4: This account will be for serious posting about the craft of software engineering

January 7: (postWithTypes (cons 'shitpost nil))
January 7, 2024 at 5:27 PM
What if #ObjectiveC was more object oriented?

for (id c = [[Counter alloc] initForSequenceWithLength:10]; [c hasNext]; [c increment]) {
// ...
}
January 7, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Is it better to have two apps each written poorly in a native framework or one fairly good cross-platform app?

I'm convinced a good native app beats both in most ways, but what's your preference when it's a tradeoff like this?
January 5, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Reject computer engineering.
Tolerate computer craftsmanship.
Embrace computer performance art.
January 4, 2024 at 4:01 PM
Software engineer types like consistent patterns, because each exception to the rule is something to actively keep in mind when reasoning about the system.
January 4, 2024 at 3:38 PM
Two factor auth is for end users. Real engineers use zero, one, or infinite factors.
December 30, 2023 at 3:00 PM
Tired: information disclosure vulnerability
Wired: SQL ejection attack
December 30, 2023 at 7:47 AM