There's no downside to having a room with sambusas nearby. It should be among the first things suggested when planning any event.

I've always said he was the Polish Pukki.

So you're saying I was living the high life at $22k here in Mpls?

Italian Pie Shoppe becomes Italiane Pie Shopppe ... like they spell it in the olde country.

With the extra revenue from your parking fees, will the city finally be able to afford to make it Grande Avenue as befits a first-class city?

Me waiting for the first fairway to clear on a Tuesday morning: Jesus, people, get a life.

Not sure if it's quintessential, but it's my favorite and also the story the introduced me to The Onion 30 years ago.

As a schools comms pro, one of my favorites is when people say "You never told us," and I ask "How did you find out?" and it's usually an email or postcard we sent out.

One of my kids used to have a weekly group get-together in Downtown East and I would head to Day Block for beer, pretzel and book. Good times.

I recognize this is not helpful to you but ... shrug.

YOU'RE SILLY!!!!

#Wenonah4Ever

Like sure "you can talk to the computer and it does stuff"is appealing since that's Star Trek and we want to live in Star Trek. But "you can talk to the computer and then it lies to you" is 2001: A Space Odyssey and we don't really want to live in that.

I guess not day 1, but maybe the worst starting QB performance of all time.

Josh Freeman?

Tina Smith is more than enough proof we can do better