Possible Cabbage 🟢
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A cabbage, or Something. I should have learned kung fu, instead of ethics. Bees are good, bees are good, I believe that bees are good.. 2+2=-3 in Z/7Z. e/em
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been listening to a radio station play the same five or six seconds of the same song for the past 30 minutes. it's still going. let's embrace this madness together, come on. it'll be nice.
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Cities97 has been playing the last two bars of the @maxmcnown01.bsky.social song “A Lot More Free” for over 7 minutes. lol methinks this is in error
December 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
been listening to a radio station play the same five or six seconds of the same song for the past 30 minutes. it's still going. let's embrace this madness together, come on. it'll be nice.
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The whole "go for 2 or not" discourse would be less exhausting if professional football announcers would make some kind of effort towards understanding the theory (basically that "you want to know how many possessions you need ASAP")
December 2, 2025 at 3:37 AM
The whole "go for 2 or not" discourse would be less exhausting if professional football announcers would make some kind of effort towards understanding the theory (basically that "you want to know how many possessions you need ASAP")
Thing about a "12 team playoff" in CFB is that the number of teams that have a legitimate argument for "we're the best team" is almost always less than 12 (but often more than 4.) So as long as you get all those teams in your tournament, there's no harm in omitting anybody from the 2nd tier.
November 30, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Thing about a "12 team playoff" in CFB is that the number of teams that have a legitimate argument for "we're the best team" is almost always less than 12 (but often more than 4.) So as long as you get all those teams in your tournament, there's no harm in omitting anybody from the 2nd tier.
Wisconsin @ Minnesota is a perfect football game. Two bad teams, snow storm, nobody can do anything, scoreless game, cool trophy for the victor.
November 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Wisconsin @ Minnesota is a perfect football game. Two bad teams, snow storm, nobody can do anything, scoreless game, cool trophy for the victor.
So this is the year that Ohio State beats Michigan but loses in the playoffs so Buckeye fans get to compare which year was better between '24 and '25.
November 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
So this is the year that Ohio State beats Michigan but loses in the playoffs so Buckeye fans get to compare which year was better between '24 and '25.
@sickoscommittee.org You might want to peep in on Alma at UW-Platteville in the D3 playoffs, it's happening in a blizzard.
November 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
@sickoscommittee.org You might want to peep in on Alma at UW-Platteville in the D3 playoffs, it's happening in a blizzard.
Funniest outcome to Ohio State Michigan might be an 18-17 final.
November 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Funniest outcome to Ohio State Michigan might be an 18-17 final.
I'm genuinely curious how oblique of a "ho" reference does your sign need to be to not be confiscated at College Gameday tomorrow. Like would "a cartoon Ludacris gives gardening tips" pass?
November 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I'm genuinely curious how oblique of a "ho" reference does your sign need to be to not be confiscated at College Gameday tomorrow. Like would "a cartoon Ludacris gives gardening tips" pass?
Oh no Lobos.
November 28, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Oh no Lobos.
I really like these University of New Mexico Lobos uniforms they're wearing today.
November 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I really like these University of New Mexico Lobos uniforms they're wearing today.
Like we at least understand when the wall-to-wall ads for FanDuel and Draft Kings across the first couple NFL weekends might have made some people try those services, but it made even more people very annoyed.
November 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Like we at least understand when the wall-to-wall ads for FanDuel and Draft Kings across the first couple NFL weekends might have made some people try those services, but it made even more people very annoyed.
Punt to win baby.
November 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Punt to win baby.
Describe your favorite course as though NY Mag just found it.
"Complex Analysis II" If you couldn't get it done in one semester, you would have been better off doing simple analysis. Americans crave simple solutions to complex problems.
"Complex Analysis II" If you couldn't get it done in one semester, you would have been better off doing simple analysis. Americans crave simple solutions to complex problems.
Describe your favorite course as though NY Mag just found it.
*Algebraic Geometry.* From radical ideals to blowing up schemes, this course is a prime example of how college campuses are training grounds for America-hating students.
*Algebraic Geometry.* From radical ideals to blowing up schemes, this course is a prime example of how college campuses are training grounds for America-hating students.
Describe your favorite course as though NY Mag just found it.
*Modern Algebra.* How modern can it be when it stops around 1910? Students learn useless things like how to build an unsolvable quintic polynomial, all while writing papers about it in this very unserious liberal arts "math" class.
*Modern Algebra.* How modern can it be when it stops around 1910? Students learn useless things like how to build an unsolvable quintic polynomial, all while writing papers about it in this very unserious liberal arts "math" class.
November 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Describe your favorite course as though NY Mag just found it.
"Complex Analysis II" If you couldn't get it done in one semester, you would have been better off doing simple analysis. Americans crave simple solutions to complex problems.
"Complex Analysis II" If you couldn't get it done in one semester, you would have been better off doing simple analysis. Americans crave simple solutions to complex problems.
Hopefully, now that his calendar is free someone can get him tickets to the Egg Bowl.
After signing Brandin Cooks yesterday, the Bills have released WR Elijah Moore, who now heads to waivers.
November 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Hopefully, now that his calendar is free someone can get him tickets to the Egg Bowl.
I think in order to have "bad pie" you basically have to fail completely in execution (e.g. mistook salt for sugar) or invent some new horrible thing. Like that Taco Bell Baja Blast pie opens up a whole category of bad pies as vehicles for "thickened flavored liquids."
November 26, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I think in order to have "bad pie" you basically have to fail completely in execution (e.g. mistook salt for sugar) or invent some new horrible thing. Like that Taco Bell Baja Blast pie opens up a whole category of bad pies as vehicles for "thickened flavored liquids."
Imagine disliking pie.
November 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Imagine disliking pie.
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love...
Do you want a well-observed and socially conscious film about four black ladies robbing a bank? Of course you do.
Do you want a well-observed and socially conscious film about four black ladies robbing a bank? Of course you do.
November 25, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love...
Do you want a well-observed and socially conscious film about four black ladies robbing a bank? Of course you do.
Do you want a well-observed and socially conscious film about four black ladies robbing a bank? Of course you do.
If we're doing Star Wars Rankings:
Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars
The Last Jedi
Return of the Jedi
Rogue One
Revenge of the Sith
Force Awakens
Solo
Phantom Menace
Attack of the Clones
Holiday Special
Rise of Skywalker
Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars
The Last Jedi
Return of the Jedi
Rogue One
Revenge of the Sith
Force Awakens
Solo
Phantom Menace
Attack of the Clones
Holiday Special
Rise of Skywalker
November 24, 2025 at 11:16 PM
If we're doing Star Wars Rankings:
Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars
The Last Jedi
Return of the Jedi
Rogue One
Revenge of the Sith
Force Awakens
Solo
Phantom Menace
Attack of the Clones
Holiday Special
Rise of Skywalker
Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars
The Last Jedi
Return of the Jedi
Rogue One
Revenge of the Sith
Force Awakens
Solo
Phantom Menace
Attack of the Clones
Holiday Special
Rise of Skywalker
These might be America's leading voices among people who think it's fun and interesting to make fun of people's appearance at a party.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM
These might be America's leading voices among people who think it's fun and interesting to make fun of people's appearance at a party.
I don't think ham belong at Thanksgiving. If you're not convinced you're going to supply enough protein for all of your guests, just cook more turkeys. I've done as many as 4 birds for one gathering.
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I don't think ham belong at Thanksgiving. If you're not convinced you're going to supply enough protein for all of your guests, just cook more turkeys. I've done as many as 4 birds for one gathering.
I mean, I already know how to cook a turkey...
Good morning. In the past 24 hours, more Americans have Googled “felching” than have searched for “turkey recipes”
November 24, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I mean, I already know how to cook a turkey...
It is remarkable how bad at "color commentary" Tom Brady remains after doing it for a year and a half.
November 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
It is remarkable how bad at "color commentary" Tom Brady remains after doing it for a year and a half.
Birth is a curse, existence is a burden, and football is difficult.
Go Pack Go.
Go Pack Go.
The Packers do not Honor God
November 23, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Birth is a curse, existence is a burden, and football is difficult.
Go Pack Go.
Go Pack Go.
Getting ads for "Testosterone Boosting Tea" during Yale vs. Harvard
November 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Getting ads for "Testosterone Boosting Tea" during Yale vs. Harvard
Like, one should obviously not be interested in seeing the genitals of actual strangers. People who are interested in such should be shamed by society.
I just want to say this right now, if a person demands to see my or anyone else's genitals in the bathroom i'm putting their face in the nearest toilet and flushing
November 22, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Like, one should obviously not be interested in seeing the genitals of actual strangers. People who are interested in such should be shamed by society.