Norway - Frodo bringing the ring to Mordor if he slayed. #Eurovision

Sent husband this picture from the bar I'm at.
Husband: 'Nice cock.'

Absolute shit show at Ferrari as per.

I've been asked for ID 2 out of the last 3 times I bought alcohol (hadn't happened in years). My conclusion is that daily 10k walks have made me look ~5 years younger.

I love the blatant disregard people with Frenchness demonstrate for the English language.

Just got a message from a French-speaking colleague asking for a "changement of employeur" (change of employer) services.

My drag name would be Suzi Quattro Formaggi

I'm so tired of seasoning and then cooking chicken every day it never fucking ends