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@atlasnovack.bsky.social
Comedi-AN, transit STAN, Epileptic | He/him | co-host/creator of the Generation DAN podcast (@generationdan) & Nexus at Night (@nexusatnight) | 🇺🇦🇵🇸🏳️🌈♀️
My name is Atlas Novack. I'm a stand-up comedian.
His name in this movie is Alex Novak. He is a stand-up comedian.
TELL ME THIS WASN'T ON PURPOSE.
His name in this movie is Alex Novak. He is a stand-up comedian.
TELL ME THIS WASN'T ON PURPOSE.
December 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
My name is Atlas Novack. I'm a stand-up comedian.
His name in this movie is Alex Novak. He is a stand-up comedian.
TELL ME THIS WASN'T ON PURPOSE.
His name in this movie is Alex Novak. He is a stand-up comedian.
TELL ME THIS WASN'T ON PURPOSE.
And now it's time for America's favorite gameshow: "Dumbass or Dogwhistle"! this fall on Fox
December 2, 2025 at 8:39 PM
And now it's time for America's favorite gameshow: "Dumbass or Dogwhistle"! this fall on Fox
Pumpkin is the salt of the bourgeoisie
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Pumpkin is the salt of the bourgeoisie
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
November 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
May your thanksgivings be loving, happy, and full of good trouble ❤️
November 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
May your thanksgivings be loving, happy, and full of good trouble ❤️
I don't understand why my students don't just turn in work. Like, they'll be sitting on it, completed, but not turn it in for days or weeks after.
November 18, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I don't understand why my students don't just turn in work. Like, they'll be sitting on it, completed, but not turn it in for days or weeks after.
From Gravity Falls! He's a great character and a good person, he doesn't deserve to be depicted as maga, he'd never be like that as a person.
Gideon on the other hand? Hell yeah, he's MAGA as hell
Gideon on the other hand? Hell yeah, he's MAGA as hell
November 17, 2025 at 5:40 PM
From Gravity Falls! He's a great character and a good person, he doesn't deserve to be depicted as maga, he'd never be like that as a person.
Gideon on the other hand? Hell yeah, he's MAGA as hell
Gideon on the other hand? Hell yeah, he's MAGA as hell
"We needed this"
November 14, 2025 at 4:17 AM
"We needed this"
This is Pumpkin. She is an evil genius but she's a sweetie
November 12, 2025 at 4:18 AM
This is Pumpkin. She is an evil genius but she's a sweetie
There's so much else to dig into about the book besides this one particular drug! And it's not even all that interesting!
November 7, 2025 at 7:38 PM
There's so much else to dig into about the book besides this one particular drug! And it's not even all that interesting!
As an English teacher sometimes...
November 7, 2025 at 12:17 AM
As an English teacher sometimes...
Okay, so we're doing this
Happy Halloween!
Happy Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Okay, so we're doing this
Happy Halloween!
Happy Halloween!
Have a Pumpkin highlights!
October 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Have a Pumpkin highlights!
I just rewatched this recently. I think it would make an awesome musical 🧵
October 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I just rewatched this recently. I think it would make an awesome musical 🧵
🎵The dog is cute cute cute, it's time for Pumpkin (Pumpkin!)🎵 to the tune of Big Fun from the Heathers musical
October 19, 2025 at 11:47 PM
🎵The dog is cute cute cute, it's time for Pumpkin (Pumpkin!)🎵 to the tune of Big Fun from the Heathers musical
I can do Hamilton and Burr's parts, the rest not so much 😂
October 17, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I can do Hamilton and Burr's parts, the rest not so much 😂
I don't want any of this 😭
October 17, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I don't want any of this 😭
I dream of a world like this
October 16, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I dream of a world like this
Goddammit I am TRYING TO TEACH 😂
October 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Goddammit I am TRYING TO TEACH 😂