Map No Vacuum
@atlasnovack.bsky.social
Comedi-AN, transit STAN, Epileptic | He/him | co-host/creator of the Generation DAN podcast (@generationdan) & Nexus at Night (@nexusatnight) | 🇺🇦🇵🇸🏳️🌈♀️
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@atlasnovack.bsky.social
· Nov 29
As a high school teacher I'm trying my best where I can.
One thing that stuck with them so far (and for people out there, something to consider?):
-Have something to do (occupation/something in the everyday)
-Have something you like to do (hobby)
-Have something you're working on (project/dream)
One thing that stuck with them so far (and for people out there, something to consider?):
-Have something to do (occupation/something in the everyday)
-Have something you like to do (hobby)
-Have something you're working on (project/dream)
Example:
-I'm a teacher
-I do stand-up comedy and play the trading card game Cardfight Vanguard
-I'm writing a musical
-I'm a teacher
-I do stand-up comedy and play the trading card game Cardfight Vanguard
-I'm writing a musical
Beware of LinkedIn. Just all of LinkedIn.
beware of fake linkedin messages. this one seemed vague enough that i never responded, and now the profile no longer exists.
December 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Beware of LinkedIn. Just all of LinkedIn.
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A gerrymander is not a sure thing…
December 10, 2025 at 12:30 PM
A gerrymander is not a sure thing…
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On December 9th, 1965, the first ever Peanuts special aired on TV. So to commemorate it's 60th anniversary, here's a special picture I whipped up.
December 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
On December 9th, 1965, the first ever Peanuts special aired on TV. So to commemorate it's 60th anniversary, here's a special picture I whipped up.
My name is Atlas Novack. I'm a stand-up comedian.
His name in this movie is Alex Novak. He is a stand-up comedian.
TELL ME THIS WASN'T ON PURPOSE.
His name in this movie is Alex Novak. He is a stand-up comedian.
TELL ME THIS WASN'T ON PURPOSE.
December 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
My name is Atlas Novack. I'm a stand-up comedian.
His name in this movie is Alex Novak. He is a stand-up comedian.
TELL ME THIS WASN'T ON PURPOSE.
His name in this movie is Alex Novak. He is a stand-up comedian.
TELL ME THIS WASN'T ON PURPOSE.
The Wizard of Oz as an isekai anime
December 10, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The Wizard of Oz as an isekai anime
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So. Rep Crockett announced her TX campaign for US Senate.
Good.
Voters get a choice in the primary. They can research the candidates, find their positions on issues and choose.
She's getting ultra-gerrymandered out of her Rep seat, so why not take the shot.
It's a primary. Not a coliseum fight.
Good.
Voters get a choice in the primary. They can research the candidates, find their positions on issues and choose.
She's getting ultra-gerrymandered out of her Rep seat, so why not take the shot.
It's a primary. Not a coliseum fight.
December 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
So. Rep Crockett announced her TX campaign for US Senate.
Good.
Voters get a choice in the primary. They can research the candidates, find their positions on issues and choose.
She's getting ultra-gerrymandered out of her Rep seat, so why not take the shot.
It's a primary. Not a coliseum fight.
Good.
Voters get a choice in the primary. They can research the candidates, find their positions on issues and choose.
She's getting ultra-gerrymandered out of her Rep seat, so why not take the shot.
It's a primary. Not a coliseum fight.
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mcdonalds deleted their ai ad, bullying works
December 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
mcdonalds deleted their ai ad, bullying works
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The most transparent administration in history is now hiding both the complete Epstein files and the complete video of the Sept. 2 boat strike from the American people, only releasing the parts of each that they want you to see while concealing the rest.
December 7, 2025 at 3:46 PM
The most transparent administration in history is now hiding both the complete Epstein files and the complete video of the Sept. 2 boat strike from the American people, only releasing the parts of each that they want you to see while concealing the rest.
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I can’t get over how Barbie succeeded because it offered tangible ways for women and girls to celebrate each other (and dress up and go to the movies together) but studios thought it worked because it’s about toys so now they’re making like Bananagrams the movie
December 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I can’t get over how Barbie succeeded because it offered tangible ways for women and girls to celebrate each other (and dress up and go to the movies together) but studios thought it worked because it’s about toys so now they’re making like Bananagrams the movie
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41 minutes of watching two shipwrecked men trying to flip a boat and signaling for surrender/help before firing on them again reminds me of the 9.5 minutes Derek Chauvin knelt on George Floyd’s neck, in that it’s an agonizingly long time to be killing helpless people who clearly posed no threat.
December 6, 2025 at 2:59 PM
41 minutes of watching two shipwrecked men trying to flip a boat and signaling for surrender/help before firing on them again reminds me of the 9.5 minutes Derek Chauvin knelt on George Floyd’s neck, in that it’s an agonizingly long time to be killing helpless people who clearly posed no threat.
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I really can't emphasize enough that if you care about local politics, all you gotta do is show up. Just a regular schmegular person showing up. Literally just show up consistently in person and within a remarkably short amount of time, you will have a shocking amount of influence.
December 5, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I really can't emphasize enough that if you care about local politics, all you gotta do is show up. Just a regular schmegular person showing up. Literally just show up consistently in person and within a remarkably short amount of time, you will have a shocking amount of influence.
"And it makes you poo!"
THE PERSON WHO INVENTED GREEK YOGURT: Do you like it? It’s supposed to taste like that by the way. That was on purpose.
December 5, 2025 at 3:44 PM
"And it makes you poo!"
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Nina Dicker is back with us on Generation DAN! Rainy day hot chocolate, sledding, snowball fights, fuzzy hats and gloves, get cozy with us this week!
YT: youtu.be/P0x6l5kOV9Y?...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/4UWt...
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/2...
YT: youtu.be/P0x6l5kOV9Y?...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/4UWt...
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/2...
Snow Day Shenanigans (feat. Nina Dicker!) | Generation DAN | Episode 215
YouTube video by Generation DAN Podcast
youtu.be
December 5, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Nina Dicker is back with us on Generation DAN! Rainy day hot chocolate, sledding, snowball fights, fuzzy hats and gloves, get cozy with us this week!
YT: youtu.be/P0x6l5kOV9Y?...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/4UWt...
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/2...
YT: youtu.be/P0x6l5kOV9Y?...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/4UWt...
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/2...
And now it's time for America's favorite gameshow: "Dumbass or Dogwhistle"! this fall on Fox
December 2, 2025 at 8:39 PM
And now it's time for America's favorite gameshow: "Dumbass or Dogwhistle"! this fall on Fox
One of my students tried to do the "johnny johnny johnny johnny-whoop johnny-whoop johnny johnny johnny johnny" thing to me
a picture of a lion with the words do not recite the deep magic to me witch i was there when it was written
ALT: a picture of a lion with the words do not recite the deep magic to me witch i was there when it was written
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
One of my students tried to do the "johnny johnny johnny johnny-whoop johnny-whoop johnny johnny johnny johnny" thing to me
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The worst part of having a receding hairline is that I have thick hair that could be diverted to the front but just doesn't because it's lazy.
December 1, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The worst part of having a receding hairline is that I have thick hair that could be diverted to the front but just doesn't because it's lazy.
Those blank cards are there for a reason
If we had Cards Against Humanity today it would just say real life stuff like "pardoning J6ers" and "whale juice" and "pick a genocide"
November 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Those blank cards are there for a reason
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This week on Generation DAN, we're talking about kitchen table issues, like the stuff you just argued about at Thanksgiving!
Links below or where you get shows!
YT: youtu.be/Y6vrcFoYeJs
Spotify: creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/...
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/2...
Links below or where you get shows!
YT: youtu.be/Y6vrcFoYeJs
Spotify: creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/...
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/2...
November 30, 2025 at 7:32 PM
This week on Generation DAN, we're talking about kitchen table issues, like the stuff you just argued about at Thanksgiving!
Links below or where you get shows!
YT: youtu.be/Y6vrcFoYeJs
Spotify: creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/...
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/2...
Links below or where you get shows!
YT: youtu.be/Y6vrcFoYeJs
Spotify: creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/...
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/2...
I finally realized what it's like living under the Trump regime:
It feels like we're living in a Stephen King novel.
Every day a fresh horror. Almost everyone around wants to pretend nothing unusual is happening and refuses to discuss it.
Some people are taking action. That's where the story is.
It feels like we're living in a Stephen King novel.
Every day a fresh horror. Almost everyone around wants to pretend nothing unusual is happening and refuses to discuss it.
Some people are taking action. That's where the story is.
November 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I finally realized what it's like living under the Trump regime:
It feels like we're living in a Stephen King novel.
Every day a fresh horror. Almost everyone around wants to pretend nothing unusual is happening and refuses to discuss it.
Some people are taking action. That's where the story is.
It feels like we're living in a Stephen King novel.
Every day a fresh horror. Almost everyone around wants to pretend nothing unusual is happening and refuses to discuss it.
Some people are taking action. That's where the story is.
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Soon small businesses won’t have to wait for Small Business Saturday to get attention from their Mayor.
Some changes that they can look forward to:
Some changes that they can look forward to:
November 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Soon small businesses won’t have to wait for Small Business Saturday to get attention from their Mayor.
Some changes that they can look forward to:
Some changes that they can look forward to:
Pumpkin is the salt of the bourgeoisie
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Pumpkin is the salt of the bourgeoisie
Paint is not infrastructure
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November 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
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I really underestimated how great it is to have thanksgiving with a functional family.
The carbs are gonna kill me, not the stress, as god intended.
The carbs are gonna kill me, not the stress, as god intended.
November 28, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I really underestimated how great it is to have thanksgiving with a functional family.
The carbs are gonna kill me, not the stress, as god intended.
The carbs are gonna kill me, not the stress, as god intended.
May your thanksgivings be loving, happy, and full of good trouble ❤️
November 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
May your thanksgivings be loving, happy, and full of good trouble ❤️