L Faunt aka Alfred Glitchcock
@llfaunt.bsky.social
Comedian and visual artist, part of MMIX Art, writer, sexy alien robot, salty Xennial. Combo shitposter and random meltdown poster. Synth thembo/hobby musician. Disinfo studies/ops hobbyist. General faggotry.π§Ώβ¦οΈπ§΅πͺ¬
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The hunger
February 5, 2026 at 2:50 AM
The hunger
They fantasize so hard about their tradwives and little man armies and taking away reproductive and gender affirmation and fascist brain drain. Be the change. Be mean bitches
February 5, 2026 at 5:26 AM
They fantasize so hard about their tradwives and little man armies and taking away reproductive and gender affirmation and fascist brain drain. Be the change. Be mean bitches
The 120 Minutes nostalgia page shared Prodigy's video for "Smack My Bitch Up" so I shared it to my stories with the caption of "ICE agents on their final night before getting sent to GuantΓ‘namo"
February 5, 2026 at 5:24 AM
The 120 Minutes nostalgia page shared Prodigy's video for "Smack My Bitch Up" so I shared it to my stories with the caption of "ICE agents on their final night before getting sent to GuantΓ‘namo"
Finally feeling like myself again. Bonus photo in case you ever wondered what Krusty the Klown would look like as a human.
February 5, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Finally feeling like myself again. Bonus photo in case you ever wondered what Krusty the Klown would look like as a human.
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Reminder, you can mute his name here. I just did.
Maybe you don't need to be massively triggered every time you open an app.
Maybe you don't need to be massively triggered every time you open an app.
February 4, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Reminder, you can mute his name here. I just did.
Maybe you don't need to be massively triggered every time you open an app.
Maybe you don't need to be massively triggered every time you open an app.
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Children's Minnesota will pause providing puberty blockers and hormone therapy to patients under 18 effective Feb. 27.
If your family will be affected, I'd love to speak with you: [email protected] or @joyurcaba.91 on Signal.
If your family will be affected, I'd love to speak with you: [email protected] or @joyurcaba.91 on Signal.
February 3, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Children's Minnesota will pause providing puberty blockers and hormone therapy to patients under 18 effective Feb. 27.
If your family will be affected, I'd love to speak with you: [email protected] or @joyurcaba.91 on Signal.
If your family will be affected, I'd love to speak with you: [email protected] or @joyurcaba.91 on Signal.
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Seriously, if you weren't talked down to by someone whom you envisioned looking and sounding like The Simpsons Comic Book Guy, you didn't really live through the early 00s
October 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Seriously, if you weren't talked down to by someone whom you envisioned looking and sounding like The Simpsons Comic Book Guy, you didn't really live through the early 00s
Reminder, you can mute his name here. I just did.
Maybe you don't need to be massively triggered every time you open an app.
Maybe you don't need to be massively triggered every time you open an app.
February 4, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Reminder, you can mute his name here. I just did.
Maybe you don't need to be massively triggered every time you open an app.
Maybe you don't need to be massively triggered every time you open an app.
So we just played and..it was mildly disappointing as adults. Oh well. There was more socialism involved in the grownup version to try to level the playing field. But you didn't get the thrill of discovering and winning new stuff you got to play for keeps.
February 4, 2026 at 4:33 AM
So we just played and..it was mildly disappointing as adults. Oh well. There was more socialism involved in the grownup version to try to level the playing field. But you didn't get the thrill of discovering and winning new stuff you got to play for keeps.
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if a band has at least 5 albums, but you can prove you've been a fan since the first one, you should get discounted tickets
February 4, 2026 at 3:04 AM
if a band has at least 5 albums, but you can prove you've been a fan since the first one, you should get discounted tickets
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Batman won't do at this point. We need Xena and Gabrielle
February 3, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Batman won't do at this point. We need Xena and Gabrielle
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Argument in favor of still letting your kids watch stuff with cool and/or complex villains in it: the villains almost always still have something that keeps them in check or can be their downfall.
February 3, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Argument in favor of still letting your kids watch stuff with cool and/or complex villains in it: the villains almost always still have something that keeps them in check or can be their downfall.
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I always thought fame, fortune and general public adulation were things to aspire to, but after living through the past 10 years, guess I'd rather have people around me who excused absolutely anything I did.
That's true power in the world.π€·ββοΈ
That's true power in the world.π€·ββοΈ
February 3, 2026 at 1:03 PM
I always thought fame, fortune and general public adulation were things to aspire to, but after living through the past 10 years, guess I'd rather have people around me who excused absolutely anything I did.
That's true power in the world.π€·ββοΈ
That's true power in the world.π€·ββοΈ
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"I feel like if you're a low-level jerk in Hollywood, but not like, a diddler, then it's ok"
-me, observing streaming algo pitching us a Chevy Chase docu
-me, observing streaming algo pitching us a Chevy Chase docu
February 3, 2026 at 5:15 AM
"I feel like if you're a low-level jerk in Hollywood, but not like, a diddler, then it's ok"
-me, observing streaming algo pitching us a Chevy Chase docu
-me, observing streaming algo pitching us a Chevy Chase docu
Gurl. Listen to yourself.
February 4, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Gurl. Listen to yourself.
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February 2026 Bot Byte News | MMIX
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February 4, 2026 at 1:01 AM
www.patreon.com/posts/149785... NEW #MMIXArt Bot Byte newsletter for all paid subscribers.
We have a lot of announcements, both collab & solo this month! Hop onto our most affordable tier to support us regularly & get updates (sometimes bonus images) 1-2x/month.
#GlitchArt #DigitalArt #NewMedia
We have a lot of announcements, both collab & solo this month! Hop onto our most affordable tier to support us regularly & get updates (sometimes bonus images) 1-2x/month.
#GlitchArt #DigitalArt #NewMedia
Ok but the absolute funniest part of that Substack was the "journalist" going "Oh my! Look at all these chronically online people who had nothing better to do than accuse a poor benevolent writer" as if *he* wasn't on Bluesky like 20 hours a day at one point.
February 3, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Ok but the absolute funniest part of that Substack was the "journalist" going "Oh my! Look at all these chronically online people who had nothing better to do than accuse a poor benevolent writer" as if *he* wasn't on Bluesky like 20 hours a day at one point.
Batman won't do at this point. We need Xena and Gabrielle
February 3, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Batman won't do at this point. We need Xena and Gabrielle
Argument in favor of still letting your kids watch stuff with cool and/or complex villains in it: the villains almost always still have something that keeps them in check or can be their downfall.
February 3, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Argument in favor of still letting your kids watch stuff with cool and/or complex villains in it: the villains almost always still have something that keeps them in check or can be their downfall.
I always thought fame, fortune and general public adulation were things to aspire to, but after living through the past 10 years, guess I'd rather have people around me who excused absolutely anything I did.
That's true power in the world.π€·ββοΈ
That's true power in the world.π€·ββοΈ
February 3, 2026 at 1:03 PM
I always thought fame, fortune and general public adulation were things to aspire to, but after living through the past 10 years, guess I'd rather have people around me who excused absolutely anything I did.
That's true power in the world.π€·ββοΈ
That's true power in the world.π€·ββοΈ
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What goes on at a MR_VISION set? This kinda thing. All improvised, on the spot, just bringin the spooky, magickal vibes the best way I know how. This was from Januaryβs Witchy Ways Market at Boomtown Brewery in DTLA. Make sure you don miss the next one!
youtube.com/shorts/TQ-bg...
youtube.com/shorts/TQ-bg...
MR_VISION live at Witchy Ways
YouTube video by RUST_VISION
youtube.com
February 3, 2026 at 7:43 AM
What goes on at a MR_VISION set? This kinda thing. All improvised, on the spot, just bringin the spooky, magickal vibes the best way I know how. This was from Januaryβs Witchy Ways Market at Boomtown Brewery in DTLA. Make sure you don miss the next one!
youtube.com/shorts/TQ-bg...
youtube.com/shorts/TQ-bg...
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It is much easier and beneficial to allow for βwe live in a surveillance stateβ to be your baseline you orient yourself around than to operate on the anxiety about the possibility of maybe one day being noticed in the future. Assume youβre already on a list & vibe. Because odds are, you are!
January 8, 2026 at 6:45 PM
It is much easier and beneficial to allow for βwe live in a surveillance stateβ to be your baseline you orient yourself around than to operate on the anxiety about the possibility of maybe one day being noticed in the future. Assume youβre already on a list & vibe. Because odds are, you are!
Not Neil G out here taking advantage of the Too Dead to Really be Canceled party and the Too Rich to be Canceled party currently happening
February 3, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Not Neil G out here taking advantage of the Too Dead to Really be Canceled party and the Too Rich to be Canceled party currently happening
"I feel like if you're a low-level jerk in Hollywood, but not like, a diddler, then it's ok"
-me, observing streaming algo pitching us a Chevy Chase docu
-me, observing streaming algo pitching us a Chevy Chase docu
February 3, 2026 at 5:15 AM
"I feel like if you're a low-level jerk in Hollywood, but not like, a diddler, then it's ok"
-me, observing streaming algo pitching us a Chevy Chase docu
-me, observing streaming algo pitching us a Chevy Chase docu
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Buccal fat surgery di Beppo
February 2, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Buccal fat surgery di Beppo