L Faunt aka Alfred Glitchcock
@llfaunt.bsky.social
Comedian and visual artist, part of MMIX Art, writer, sexy alien robot, salty Xennial. Combo shitposter and random meltdown poster. Synth thembo/hobby musician. Disinfo studies/ops hobbyist. General faggotry.🧿♦️🧵🪬
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Let's please make this a cultural norm in the US!
Women taking their husband’s last names is still popular among heterosexual couples in the U.S. and the U.K. But in China, Vietnam, Korea, Ethiopia, and Senegal women keeping their last name after marriage isn’t a law, it’s a cultural norm.
Why Are Women Still Taking Their Husband's Name?
The practice comes from a law that made women into men's property.
www.thepersistent.com
February 2, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Let's please make this a cultural norm in the US!
Buccal fat surgery di Beppo
February 2, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Buccal fat surgery di Beppo
*thrash punk music plays*
MEASLES OUTBREAK AT THE CHILD PRISON
MEASLES OUTBREAK AT THE CHILD PRISON
MEASLES OUTBREAK AT THE CHILD PRISON
MEASLES OUTBREAK AT THE CHILD PRISON
February 2, 2026 at 5:55 AM
*thrash punk music plays*
MEASLES OUTBREAK AT THE CHILD PRISON
MEASLES OUTBREAK AT THE CHILD PRISON
MEASLES OUTBREAK AT THE CHILD PRISON
MEASLES OUTBREAK AT THE CHILD PRISON
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It's not that I want him to die. I want him to die broke.
February 2, 2026 at 5:10 AM
It's not that I want him to die. I want him to die broke.
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Yay, it is no longer January 260th
February 1, 2026 at 7:51 AM
Yay, it is no longer January 260th
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(I do think Sinners will at least somewhat sweep the Oscars)
February 1, 2026 at 5:00 PM
(I do think Sinners will at least somewhat sweep the Oscars)
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Happy former Valentine’s month, that has now become appropriated as Vampire month.
Except to that one guy. Fuck that guy.
Except to that one guy. Fuck that guy.
February 1, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Happy former Valentine’s month, that has now become appropriated as Vampire month.
Except to that one guy. Fuck that guy.
Except to that one guy. Fuck that guy.
Just took a great intro TV comedy writing workshop with Brent Forrester (The Simpsons, The Office, Conan) at The Crow in Santa Monica.
February 2, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Just took a great intro TV comedy writing workshop with Brent Forrester (The Simpsons, The Office, Conan) at The Crow in Santa Monica.
Happy former Valentine’s month, that has now become appropriated as Vampire month.
Except to that one guy. Fuck that guy.
Except to that one guy. Fuck that guy.
February 1, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Happy former Valentine’s month, that has now become appropriated as Vampire month.
Except to that one guy. Fuck that guy.
Except to that one guy. Fuck that guy.
Yay, it is no longer January 260th
February 1, 2026 at 7:51 AM
Yay, it is no longer January 260th
Fuck Ye and fuck every Groyper clown who went on a media platform, or just used one they readily had access to, to worsen anti-Jewish hate
Kanye West recorded and profited from a song called "Heil Hitler" less than a year ago. It is also well documented that he has been a total piece of shit long before his bipolar symptoms made him more of a pariah.
I don't want any vindication for people like him finally "coming around to reality."
I don't want any vindication for people like him finally "coming around to reality."
Ye, fka Kanye West, takes out a full-page in the Wall Street Journal to apologize to the Black community, and for antisemitism:
“I lost touch with reality”
“I lost touch with reality”
February 1, 2026 at 6:25 AM
Fuck Ye and fuck every Groyper clown who went on a media platform, or just used one they readily had access to, to worsen anti-Jewish hate
Fuck
Insane amounts of gas used tonight. I don’t think the mask I wore had a proper seal so had to walk away. A few medics who helped me and other people were saying it was getting thru their full face masks as well.
February 1, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Fuck
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Fearmongering for years about cartels & human trafficking & elite pedophile rings so they could gain power to specifically do cartel human trafficking bankrolled by an elite pedophile ring…
“Every accusation is a confession” has held true no matter how far you zoom out of the right-wing project.
“Every accusation is a confession” has held true no matter how far you zoom out of the right-wing project.
February 1, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Fearmongering for years about cartels & human trafficking & elite pedophile rings so they could gain power to specifically do cartel human trafficking bankrolled by an elite pedophile ring…
“Every accusation is a confession” has held true no matter how far you zoom out of the right-wing project.
“Every accusation is a confession” has held true no matter how far you zoom out of the right-wing project.
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It is said that life will stretch and good fortune will spread for all who drink from Fontana dei Goatsei
Fontana dei Libri, Roma.
#PhotographersOfBluesky #EastCoastKin #AlphabetChallenge #WeekBforBooks
#JanuArty2026 #wet #MarbleMonday #fountains
#PhotographersOfBluesky #EastCoastKin #AlphabetChallenge #WeekBforBooks
#JanuArty2026 #wet #MarbleMonday #fountains
February 1, 2026 at 12:59 AM
It is said that life will stretch and good fortune will spread for all who drink from Fontana dei Goatsei
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Yeah dude, maybe hot take but I don't want to bone kids
November 15, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Yeah dude, maybe hot take but I don't want to bone kids
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i went to the panopticon store and you knew everyone there
February 1, 2026 at 12:08 AM
i went to the panopticon store and you knew everyone there
"Most people especially dudes looked at a little bit of diddler stuff if they were on the internet 2000s-early 2010s, and everyone could use some extra cash, anyway 'MeToo' got way too woke and weird about this stuff" is how a bunch of people definitely sound on the internet today.
January 31, 2026 at 11:22 PM
"Most people especially dudes looked at a little bit of diddler stuff if they were on the internet 2000s-early 2010s, and everyone could use some extra cash, anyway 'MeToo' got way too woke and weird about this stuff" is how a bunch of people definitely sound on the internet today.
Hey yall, got a #ThatAstrologyShow shandup show tonight in Ktown again 730pm. #TaoComedyStudio
As you know I also do the tarot there and Paula Jane Newman does Vedic Astrology readings.
As you know I also do the tarot there and Paula Jane Newman does Vedic Astrology readings.
January 31, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Hey yall, got a #ThatAstrologyShow shandup show tonight in Ktown again 730pm. #TaoComedyStudio
As you know I also do the tarot there and Paula Jane Newman does Vedic Astrology readings.
As you know I also do the tarot there and Paula Jane Newman does Vedic Astrology readings.
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Streaming at 9pm eastern Saturday on Twitch. Once again, I decline donations and instead please give to @gockydongcuntry.gay and @glitchwolfe.studio 's fundraiser! I'll have their link in chat and QR code on screen.
EBM, techno, rhythmic noise and more
www.gofundme.com/f/help-zoe-a...
EBM, techno, rhythmic noise and more
www.gofundme.com/f/help-zoe-a...
January 30, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Streaming at 9pm eastern Saturday on Twitch. Once again, I decline donations and instead please give to @gockydongcuntry.gay and @glitchwolfe.studio 's fundraiser! I'll have their link in chat and QR code on screen.
EBM, techno, rhythmic noise and more
www.gofundme.com/f/help-zoe-a...
EBM, techno, rhythmic noise and more
www.gofundme.com/f/help-zoe-a...
Yet another pop culture shitwad whom I didn't know before today, don't entirely know why people are namedropping them for being in the files, and really don't want to look it up.
Those are my big internet hate moments.
Those are my big internet hate moments.
January 31, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Yet another pop culture shitwad whom I didn't know before today, don't entirely know why people are namedropping them for being in the files, and really don't want to look it up.
Those are my big internet hate moments.
Those are my big internet hate moments.
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So much talk the last few years about Epstein blackmailing these rich dudes when really they're all begging to fuck kids in plain English over Gmail.
January 31, 2026 at 4:48 PM
So much talk the last few years about Epstein blackmailing these rich dudes when really they're all begging to fuck kids in plain English over Gmail.
Hi. Have some Slinky ASMR
January 31, 2026 at 7:59 AM
Hi. Have some Slinky ASMR
The lamp in my mom's house's bathroom that I've nicknamed "the Pizza Hut lamp"
January 31, 2026 at 2:23 AM
The lamp in my mom's house's bathroom that I've nicknamed "the Pizza Hut lamp"
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YOU GUYS WHAT DID I SAY!!
January 30, 2026 at 10:15 PM
YOU GUYS WHAT DID I SAY!!
"Go smoke something stinky." -mom
January 31, 2026 at 12:17 AM
"Go smoke something stinky." -mom