L Faunt aka Alfred Glitchcock
@llfaunt.bsky.social
Comedian and visual artist, part of MMIX Art, writer, sexy alien robot, salty Xennial. Combo shitposter and random meltdown poster. Synth thembo/hobby musician. Disinfo studies/ops hobbyist. General faggotry.🧿♦️🧵🪬
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I always thought fame, fortune and general public adulation were things to aspire to, but after living through the past 10 years, guess I'd rather have people around me who excused absolutely anything I did.
That's true power in the world.🤷♂️
That's true power in the world.🤷♂️
February 3, 2026 at 1:03 PM
I always thought fame, fortune and general public adulation were things to aspire to, but after living through the past 10 years, guess I'd rather have people around me who excused absolutely anything I did.
That's true power in the world.🤷♂️
That's true power in the world.🤷♂️
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What goes on at a MR_VISION set? This kinda thing. All improvised, on the spot, just bringin the spooky, magickal vibes the best way I know how. This was from January’s Witchy Ways Market at Boomtown Brewery in DTLA. Make sure you don miss the next one!
youtube.com/shorts/TQ-bg...
youtube.com/shorts/TQ-bg...
MR_VISION live at Witchy Ways
YouTube video by RUST_VISION
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February 3, 2026 at 7:43 AM
What goes on at a MR_VISION set? This kinda thing. All improvised, on the spot, just bringin the spooky, magickal vibes the best way I know how. This was from January’s Witchy Ways Market at Boomtown Brewery in DTLA. Make sure you don miss the next one!
youtube.com/shorts/TQ-bg...
youtube.com/shorts/TQ-bg...
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It is much easier and beneficial to allow for “we live in a surveillance state” to be your baseline you orient yourself around than to operate on the anxiety about the possibility of maybe one day being noticed in the future. Assume you’re already on a list & vibe. Because odds are, you are!
January 8, 2026 at 6:45 PM
It is much easier and beneficial to allow for “we live in a surveillance state” to be your baseline you orient yourself around than to operate on the anxiety about the possibility of maybe one day being noticed in the future. Assume you’re already on a list & vibe. Because odds are, you are!
Not Neil G out here taking advantage of the Too Dead to Really be Canceled party and the Too Rich to be Canceled party currently happening
February 3, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Not Neil G out here taking advantage of the Too Dead to Really be Canceled party and the Too Rich to be Canceled party currently happening
"I feel like if you're a low-level jerk in Hollywood, but not like, a diddler, then it's ok"
-me, observing streaming algo pitching us a Chevy Chase docu
-me, observing streaming algo pitching us a Chevy Chase docu
February 3, 2026 at 5:15 AM
"I feel like if you're a low-level jerk in Hollywood, but not like, a diddler, then it's ok"
-me, observing streaming algo pitching us a Chevy Chase docu
-me, observing streaming algo pitching us a Chevy Chase docu
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Buccal fat surgery di Beppo
February 2, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Buccal fat surgery di Beppo
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They should be impeaching him every single day. New crime, new impeachment. They should keep impeaching him once he’s out of office. They should keep impeaching him after he’s dead.
Impeachment is the only Constitutional check Congress has against a lawless president and talking about it would be a good start to reasserting Congressional power in the future. Assuming of course Congress wants to do that
Speaking out like this is all they can do now. Impeachment is a total and complete joke, and threatening to use it is akin to threatening to hit someone with a wet noodle. Impeachment is no longer a viable tool to use against Republican politicians.
February 3, 2026 at 2:37 AM
They should be impeaching him every single day. New crime, new impeachment. They should keep impeaching him once he’s out of office. They should keep impeaching him after he’s dead.
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CALLING ALL BLACK COMIC ARTISTS, WRITERS, AND ALL-AROUND CARTOONISTS!
Reply to or quote this post showing off your favorite work so we can get more people reading your creations!
Reply to or quote this post showing off your favorite work so we can get more people reading your creations!
February 1, 2026 at 9:23 PM
CALLING ALL BLACK COMIC ARTISTS, WRITERS, AND ALL-AROUND CARTOONISTS!
Reply to or quote this post showing off your favorite work so we can get more people reading your creations!
Reply to or quote this post showing off your favorite work so we can get more people reading your creations!
Let's please make this a cultural norm in the US!
Women taking their husband’s last names is still popular among heterosexual couples in the U.S. and the U.K. But in China, Vietnam, Korea, Ethiopia, and Senegal women keeping their last name after marriage isn’t a law, it’s a cultural norm.
Why Are Women Still Taking Their Husband's Name?
The practice comes from a law that made women into men's property.
www.thepersistent.com
February 2, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Let's please make this a cultural norm in the US!
Buccal fat surgery di Beppo
February 2, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Buccal fat surgery di Beppo
*thrash punk music plays*
MEASLES OUTBREAK AT THE CHILD PRISON
MEASLES OUTBREAK AT THE CHILD PRISON
MEASLES OUTBREAK AT THE CHILD PRISON
MEASLES OUTBREAK AT THE CHILD PRISON
February 2, 2026 at 5:55 AM
*thrash punk music plays*
MEASLES OUTBREAK AT THE CHILD PRISON
MEASLES OUTBREAK AT THE CHILD PRISON
MEASLES OUTBREAK AT THE CHILD PRISON
MEASLES OUTBREAK AT THE CHILD PRISON
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It's not that I want him to die. I want him to die broke.
February 2, 2026 at 5:10 AM
It's not that I want him to die. I want him to die broke.
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Yay, it is no longer January 260th
February 1, 2026 at 7:51 AM
Yay, it is no longer January 260th
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(I do think Sinners will at least somewhat sweep the Oscars)
February 1, 2026 at 5:00 PM
(I do think Sinners will at least somewhat sweep the Oscars)
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Happy former Valentine’s month, that has now become appropriated as Vampire month.
Except to that one guy. Fuck that guy.
Except to that one guy. Fuck that guy.
February 1, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Happy former Valentine’s month, that has now become appropriated as Vampire month.
Except to that one guy. Fuck that guy.
Except to that one guy. Fuck that guy.
Just took a great intro TV comedy writing workshop with Brent Forrester (The Simpsons, The Office, Conan) at The Crow in Santa Monica.
February 2, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Just took a great intro TV comedy writing workshop with Brent Forrester (The Simpsons, The Office, Conan) at The Crow in Santa Monica.
Happy former Valentine’s month, that has now become appropriated as Vampire month.
Except to that one guy. Fuck that guy.
Except to that one guy. Fuck that guy.
February 1, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Happy former Valentine’s month, that has now become appropriated as Vampire month.
Except to that one guy. Fuck that guy.
Except to that one guy. Fuck that guy.
Yay, it is no longer January 260th
February 1, 2026 at 7:51 AM
Yay, it is no longer January 260th
Fuck Ye and fuck every Groyper clown who went on a media platform, or just used one they readily had access to, to worsen anti-Jewish hate
Kanye West recorded and profited from a song called "Heil Hitler" less than a year ago. It is also well documented that he has been a total piece of shit long before his bipolar symptoms made him more of a pariah.
I don't want any vindication for people like him finally "coming around to reality."
I don't want any vindication for people like him finally "coming around to reality."
Ye, fka Kanye West, takes out a full-page in the Wall Street Journal to apologize to the Black community, and for antisemitism:
“I lost touch with reality”
“I lost touch with reality”
February 1, 2026 at 6:25 AM
Fuck Ye and fuck every Groyper clown who went on a media platform, or just used one they readily had access to, to worsen anti-Jewish hate
Fuck
Insane amounts of gas used tonight. I don’t think the mask I wore had a proper seal so had to walk away. A few medics who helped me and other people were saying it was getting thru their full face masks as well.
February 1, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Fuck
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Fearmongering for years about cartels & human trafficking & elite pedophile rings so they could gain power to specifically do cartel human trafficking bankrolled by an elite pedophile ring…
“Every accusation is a confession” has held true no matter how far you zoom out of the right-wing project.
“Every accusation is a confession” has held true no matter how far you zoom out of the right-wing project.
February 1, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Fearmongering for years about cartels & human trafficking & elite pedophile rings so they could gain power to specifically do cartel human trafficking bankrolled by an elite pedophile ring…
“Every accusation is a confession” has held true no matter how far you zoom out of the right-wing project.
“Every accusation is a confession” has held true no matter how far you zoom out of the right-wing project.
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It is said that life will stretch and good fortune will spread for all who drink from Fontana dei Goatsei
Fontana dei Libri, Roma.
#PhotographersOfBluesky #EastCoastKin #AlphabetChallenge #WeekBforBooks
#JanuArty2026 #wet #MarbleMonday #fountains
#PhotographersOfBluesky #EastCoastKin #AlphabetChallenge #WeekBforBooks
#JanuArty2026 #wet #MarbleMonday #fountains
February 1, 2026 at 12:59 AM
It is said that life will stretch and good fortune will spread for all who drink from Fontana dei Goatsei
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Yeah dude, maybe hot take but I don't want to bone kids
November 15, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Yeah dude, maybe hot take but I don't want to bone kids
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i went to the panopticon store and you knew everyone there
February 1, 2026 at 12:08 AM
i went to the panopticon store and you knew everyone there
"Most people especially dudes looked at a little bit of diddler stuff if they were on the internet 2000s-early 2010s, and everyone could use some extra cash, anyway 'MeToo' got way too woke and weird about this stuff" is how a bunch of people definitely sound on the internet today.
January 31, 2026 at 11:22 PM
"Most people especially dudes looked at a little bit of diddler stuff if they were on the internet 2000s-early 2010s, and everyone could use some extra cash, anyway 'MeToo' got way too woke and weird about this stuff" is how a bunch of people definitely sound on the internet today.