L Faunt aka Alfred Glitchcock
@llfaunt.bsky.social
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Comedian and visual artist, part of MMIX Art, writer, sexy alien robot, salty Xennial. Combo shitposter and random meltdown poster. Synth thembo/hobby musician. Disinfo studies/ops hobbyist. General faggotry.🧿♦️🧵🪬 they/them Linktr.ee/LFaunt
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Ok! So I think I am going to attempt the performer/artist newsletter thing again. Give me a subscribe at

lfaunt-newsletter.beehiiv.com
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hellvetikaseraph.bsky.social
We show that gender is emergently complex, derived from culture and sex, varied and free to be defined by the individual. We are made examples of. "conform or you will be dealt with like them." The lesser. The degenerate for being free. The delusional simply for breaking the confines of the cage.
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llfaunt.bsky.social
Hey SFV locals! R and I are going to see TRON:ARES tonight mid-evening in IMAX locally. If you wanna know more about which showing we're headed to to join us, feel free to DM me. There are still some tix

I am bouncing with excitement!!!
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We now have an Instagram, if you're into that kind of thing! I'm not, but standup comics - being largely illiterate - seem to favor the works of the evil Mark Zuckerberg
www.instagram.com/immanuelopen...
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llfaunt.bsky.social
I also think the full reason for anti-Jewish hate is all of the abovementioned PLUS we usually would be otherwise Eurocentrically considered physically ugly without surgery, so basically physical looks disprivilege (e.g. everyone internalized the Nazi eugenics 💩) PLUS perception of being rich
llfaunt.bsky.social
Yeah fair point. Here in CA, USA we've got one of the grocery chains that did it pretty well with a store brand! I definitely feel lucky
llfaunt.bsky.social
Many mics here have a policy of really asking you to stay for the whole thing (I just think it's good etiquette if not a mic after 930 on a weeknight), but at minimum I try to stay for a few comics after me.

But yes, the etiquette of being good audience is rarely taught.
llfaunt.bsky.social
You have a point with that that I never thought about. TBH most of the "incel" comics are just Gen Z men who yeah, don't know how to be a supportive audience. Been lucky enough to have a roster of largely supportive mics, but occasionally I end up at a weird one and forget that people are like this.
llfaunt.bsky.social
I used to make excuses for this. But I really don't want to anymore. Analysis and discourse don't stop bullshit. Do better.
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Honestly, I'm just going to say it, the most seething, alive, overt racist commentary I've witnessed in public, and I don't mean just anti-white Jewish bigotry, has come from Black and brown cis men at comedy open mics.
llfaunt.bsky.social
Anyway, this post brought to you by seething antisemitic jokes, mostly by brown men, at the mic last night.

And that's the thing, I also think that Black & brown people just hate Jews and see them as white because of the money thing. That wasn't the world I grew up in, but I think it's the one now.
llfaunt.bsky.social
And again, I think the conception that Jews are rich and control stuff is exaggerated. And we all know that even superficial Xtian billionaires just worship money 🤷‍♂️
llfaunt.bsky.social
I used to think the whole "antisemitism on the left" was exaggerated, but I do think the rhetoric was made acceptable in the interest of being anti-rich people.
llfaunt.bsky.social
It's funny cause post 9/11 a lot of Muslim SWANA people were like "hahaha isn't this shitty they're picking on us" and no one reasonably left-leaning was like YEAH THEY SHOULD HATE YOU MORE. That's probably some whataboutism but yeah.
llfaunt.bsky.social
I'd even seen it happen in small private groups I'm in. "But the genocide," um nobody talks about Turkish or Chinese people that way so I'm not sure what the difference is 🤷‍♂️
llfaunt.bsky.social
And billionaires. Buuut isn't there a way bigger percentage of white Christian billionaires in the world? Like I'm pretty sure Jewish billionaires are not the majority.

Anti-Jewish bigotry is really weird--it's the only bigotry I've seen that otherwise liberal-minded people feel they can justify.
llfaunt.bsky.social
So now that the situation might authentically cool, even though healing from genocide and the razing of Gaza will be a long road, I gotta speak to my "white" side and say I'm honestly kinda surprised that anti-Jewish bigotry is still so popular. A lot of what I hear seems like anger at rich people 🧵
llfaunt.bsky.social
Today is the day to repost this.

TRON TRON TRON TRON
llfaunt.bsky.social
You ever have your brain fill something in because you can't put a face to a name? Well this is who I picture every time someone mentions Mike Flynn
Jeff Bridges as Flynn from the "Tron" movies
llfaunt.bsky.social
That's not to say that there aren't adverse rooms with the GP. But the heckles from incel spaces have been far, far, far worse.

Personally not treating a GP audience like an incel comic would helps. I don't do uncomfortable crowd work and try to keep focus on actually writing shit that punches
llfaunt.bsky.social
This is one of my most unexpected takeaways TBH. Like how is a gen public crowd typically an easier version of a crowd? And performing for other comedians is sometimes a nuclear disaster?
llfaunt.bsky.social
In my almost 4 years of performing standup, I don't understand why some open mics are incel support groups, some are actual good gauges of how decent human beings might react to a joke and will help your jokes improve, and many gen public booked shows have way better audience than a mic ever will.
llfaunt.bsky.social
Oh nice! I'm often kinda stressed about time to public transit to a mic but I may indeed give it a go