L Faunt aka Alfred Glitchcock
@llfaunt.bsky.social
Comedian and visual artist, part of MMIX Art, writer, sexy alien robot, salty Xennial. Combo shitposter and random meltdown poster. Synth thembo/hobby musician. Disinfo studies/ops hobbyist. General faggotry.🧿♦️🧵🪬
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Death Camp For Cutie over here
February 6, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Death Camp For Cutie over here
NO NO NO NO NOT THE SLAP CHOP GUY NOOOO
February 6, 2026 at 5:28 AM
NO NO NO NO NOT THE SLAP CHOP GUY NOOOO
Still wild that there are people out there who think that vaccines are the Real Fascism and are saying fuckall about ICE.
I'm so tired of how literally any global event 2020 or later had the potential to just break people's brains completely.
I'm so tired of how literally any global event 2020 or later had the potential to just break people's brains completely.
February 6, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Still wild that there are people out there who think that vaccines are the Real Fascism and are saying fuckall about ICE.
I'm so tired of how literally any global event 2020 or later had the potential to just break people's brains completely.
I'm so tired of how literally any global event 2020 or later had the potential to just break people's brains completely.
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I was thinking about yesterday how after all this is done how much different folks will look at what small business have been doing in response to the occupation vs big business and corporate and what that means for how folks spend their dollars in the future.
February 1, 2026 at 2:03 PM
I was thinking about yesterday how after all this is done how much different folks will look at what small business have been doing in response to the occupation vs big business and corporate and what that means for how folks spend their dollars in the future.
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Things have turned around SO FAST since we launched this GFM! If all goes well, we'll have both of our cars AND my PC fixed by the end of the month! We also found a cheaper place!!
Would love to hit 5K on this. We're almost through the worst of it 💕💕💕
www.gofundme.com/f/help-zoe-a...
Would love to hit 5K on this. We're almost through the worst of it 💕💕💕
www.gofundme.com/f/help-zoe-a...
Donate to Help Zoë and Saoirse get back on their feet, organized by Zoe Wolfe
Hey, I’m Zoë. My girlfriend Saoirse and I have been stuck in a really tight posi… Zoe Wolfe needs your support for Help Zoë and Saoirse get back on their feet
www.gofundme.com
February 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Things have turned around SO FAST since we launched this GFM! If all goes well, we'll have both of our cars AND my PC fixed by the end of the month! We also found a cheaper place!!
Would love to hit 5K on this. We're almost through the worst of it 💕💕💕
www.gofundme.com/f/help-zoe-a...
Would love to hit 5K on this. We're almost through the worst of it 💕💕💕
www.gofundme.com/f/help-zoe-a...
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My car broke to the tune of $1200, and my day job has been slow this month. Not asking for donations, but if you feel like snagging something from my shop, this would be a great time to do it.
www.rosalarian.com/shop
www.rosalarian.com/shop
Shop Home | Rosalarian
Fun, colorful clothing, books and comics, and original art.
www.rosalarian.com
February 3, 2026 at 4:37 PM
My car broke to the tune of $1200, and my day job has been slow this month. Not asking for donations, but if you feel like snagging something from my shop, this would be a great time to do it.
www.rosalarian.com/shop
www.rosalarian.com/shop
Headline: The Next Democratic President Must be a Trans Wrestler with a Cake-Sitting OF
(We will accept no less)
(We will accept no less)
February 5, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Headline: The Next Democratic President Must be a Trans Wrestler with a Cake-Sitting OF
(We will accept no less)
(We will accept no less)
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The hunger
February 5, 2026 at 2:50 AM
The hunger
The 120 Minutes nostalgia page shared Prodigy's video for "Smack My Bitch Up" so I shared it to my stories with the caption of "ICE agents on their final night before getting sent to Guantánamo"
February 5, 2026 at 5:24 AM
The 120 Minutes nostalgia page shared Prodigy's video for "Smack My Bitch Up" so I shared it to my stories with the caption of "ICE agents on their final night before getting sent to Guantánamo"
Finally feeling like myself again. Bonus photo in case you ever wondered what Krusty the Klown would look like as a human.
February 5, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Finally feeling like myself again. Bonus photo in case you ever wondered what Krusty the Klown would look like as a human.
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Reminder, you can mute his name here. I just did.
Maybe you don't need to be massively triggered every time you open an app.
Maybe you don't need to be massively triggered every time you open an app.
February 4, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Reminder, you can mute his name here. I just did.
Maybe you don't need to be massively triggered every time you open an app.
Maybe you don't need to be massively triggered every time you open an app.
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Children's Minnesota will pause providing puberty blockers and hormone therapy to patients under 18 effective Feb. 27.
If your family will be affected, I'd love to speak with you: [email protected] or @joyurcaba.91 on Signal.
If your family will be affected, I'd love to speak with you: [email protected] or @joyurcaba.91 on Signal.
February 3, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Children's Minnesota will pause providing puberty blockers and hormone therapy to patients under 18 effective Feb. 27.
If your family will be affected, I'd love to speak with you: [email protected] or @joyurcaba.91 on Signal.
If your family will be affected, I'd love to speak with you: [email protected] or @joyurcaba.91 on Signal.
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Seriously, if you weren't talked down to by someone whom you envisioned looking and sounding like The Simpsons Comic Book Guy, you didn't really live through the early 00s
October 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Seriously, if you weren't talked down to by someone whom you envisioned looking and sounding like The Simpsons Comic Book Guy, you didn't really live through the early 00s
Reminder, you can mute his name here. I just did.
Maybe you don't need to be massively triggered every time you open an app.
Maybe you don't need to be massively triggered every time you open an app.
February 4, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Reminder, you can mute his name here. I just did.
Maybe you don't need to be massively triggered every time you open an app.
Maybe you don't need to be massively triggered every time you open an app.
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if a band has at least 5 albums, but you can prove you've been a fan since the first one, you should get discounted tickets
February 4, 2026 at 3:04 AM
if a band has at least 5 albums, but you can prove you've been a fan since the first one, you should get discounted tickets
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Batman won't do at this point. We need Xena and Gabrielle
February 3, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Batman won't do at this point. We need Xena and Gabrielle
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Argument in favor of still letting your kids watch stuff with cool and/or complex villains in it: the villains almost always still have something that keeps them in check or can be their downfall.
February 3, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Argument in favor of still letting your kids watch stuff with cool and/or complex villains in it: the villains almost always still have something that keeps them in check or can be their downfall.
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I always thought fame, fortune and general public adulation were things to aspire to, but after living through the past 10 years, guess I'd rather have people around me who excused absolutely anything I did.
That's true power in the world.🤷♂️
That's true power in the world.🤷♂️
February 3, 2026 at 1:03 PM
I always thought fame, fortune and general public adulation were things to aspire to, but after living through the past 10 years, guess I'd rather have people around me who excused absolutely anything I did.
That's true power in the world.🤷♂️
That's true power in the world.🤷♂️
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"I feel like if you're a low-level jerk in Hollywood, but not like, a diddler, then it's ok"
-me, observing streaming algo pitching us a Chevy Chase docu
-me, observing streaming algo pitching us a Chevy Chase docu
February 3, 2026 at 5:15 AM
"I feel like if you're a low-level jerk in Hollywood, but not like, a diddler, then it's ok"
-me, observing streaming algo pitching us a Chevy Chase docu
-me, observing streaming algo pitching us a Chevy Chase docu
www.patreon.com/posts/149785... NEW #MMIXArt Bot Byte newsletter for all paid subscribers.
We have a lot of announcements, both collab & solo this month! Hop onto our most affordable tier to support us regularly & get updates (sometimes bonus images) 1-2x/month.
#GlitchArt #DigitalArt #NewMedia
We have a lot of announcements, both collab & solo this month! Hop onto our most affordable tier to support us regularly & get updates (sometimes bonus images) 1-2x/month.
#GlitchArt #DigitalArt #NewMedia
February 2026 Bot Byte News | MMIX
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February 4, 2026 at 1:01 AM
www.patreon.com/posts/149785... NEW #MMIXArt Bot Byte newsletter for all paid subscribers.
We have a lot of announcements, both collab & solo this month! Hop onto our most affordable tier to support us regularly & get updates (sometimes bonus images) 1-2x/month.
#GlitchArt #DigitalArt #NewMedia
We have a lot of announcements, both collab & solo this month! Hop onto our most affordable tier to support us regularly & get updates (sometimes bonus images) 1-2x/month.
#GlitchArt #DigitalArt #NewMedia
I always thought fame, fortune and general public adulation were things to aspire to, but after living through the past 10 years, guess I'd rather have people around me who excused absolutely anything I did.
That's true power in the world.🤷♂️
That's true power in the world.🤷♂️
February 3, 2026 at 1:03 PM
I always thought fame, fortune and general public adulation were things to aspire to, but after living through the past 10 years, guess I'd rather have people around me who excused absolutely anything I did.
That's true power in the world.🤷♂️
That's true power in the world.🤷♂️
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What goes on at a MR_VISION set? This kinda thing. All improvised, on the spot, just bringin the spooky, magickal vibes the best way I know how. This was from January’s Witchy Ways Market at Boomtown Brewery in DTLA. Make sure you don miss the next one!
youtube.com/shorts/TQ-bg...
youtube.com/shorts/TQ-bg...
MR_VISION live at Witchy Ways
YouTube video by RUST_VISION
youtube.com
February 3, 2026 at 7:43 AM
What goes on at a MR_VISION set? This kinda thing. All improvised, on the spot, just bringin the spooky, magickal vibes the best way I know how. This was from January’s Witchy Ways Market at Boomtown Brewery in DTLA. Make sure you don miss the next one!
youtube.com/shorts/TQ-bg...
youtube.com/shorts/TQ-bg...
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It is much easier and beneficial to allow for “we live in a surveillance state” to be your baseline you orient yourself around than to operate on the anxiety about the possibility of maybe one day being noticed in the future. Assume you’re already on a list & vibe. Because odds are, you are!
January 8, 2026 at 6:45 PM
It is much easier and beneficial to allow for “we live in a surveillance state” to be your baseline you orient yourself around than to operate on the anxiety about the possibility of maybe one day being noticed in the future. Assume you’re already on a list & vibe. Because odds are, you are!
Not Neil G out here taking advantage of the Too Dead to Really be Canceled party and the Too Rich to be Canceled party currently happening
February 3, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Not Neil G out here taking advantage of the Too Dead to Really be Canceled party and the Too Rich to be Canceled party currently happening
"I feel like if you're a low-level jerk in Hollywood, but not like, a diddler, then it's ok"
-me, observing streaming algo pitching us a Chevy Chase docu
-me, observing streaming algo pitching us a Chevy Chase docu
February 3, 2026 at 5:15 AM
"I feel like if you're a low-level jerk in Hollywood, but not like, a diddler, then it's ok"
-me, observing streaming algo pitching us a Chevy Chase docu
-me, observing streaming algo pitching us a Chevy Chase docu