L Faunt aka Alfred Glitchcock
@llfaunt.bsky.social
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Comedian and visual artist, part of MMIX Art, writer, sexy alien robot, salty Xennial. Combo shitposter and random meltdown poster. Synth thembo/hobby musician. Disinfo studies/ops hobbyist. General faggotry.🧿♦️🧵🪬 they/them Linktr.ee/LFaunt
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Ok! So I think I am going to attempt the performer/artist newsletter thing again. Give me a subscribe at

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Oh nice! I'm often kinda stressed about time to public transit to a mic but I may indeed give it a go
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Were I not friends with the host, who's cool, I may have just walked
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Gurl you read my mind, I was literally thinking I need to make your mic.

I usually go to an SFV local mic Thursdays but by November I hope to be able to get to it!
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Hahaha what a weird mic. Legit all three comedians after me brought up my set about being enby. One dude started grilling me about my gender ID DURING HIS OWN STAGE TIME. You clownbikes are obsessed
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Anti-woke comedians just looking for an excuse to say bigotry onstage could try...writing actual funny jokes.
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We are changing our antifa secret handshake to slap-slap-fistbump-fistbump. Then you snap your fingers once, eat everyone's pets, and make everyone within 50' instantly become trans. Pass it along.
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Looool these open mic comedians standing next to me are analytically breaking down one of their dick jokes.
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@kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/rob... OMG! I'm so excited! There's gonna be a launch party in LA! Sometimes it pays to live in the city that everyone hates! All superlative exclamation marks

Go here to keep contributing to @rob-sheridan.com making an awesome #GlitchArt book!
The Glitch Art of Rob Sheridan: Definitive Art Book
Unseen works, insights, and iconic visuals from the glitch visionary behind NIN, Pearl Jam and more, in a landmark hardcover debut.
www.kickstarter.com
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This is the monstrosity of his cookie addiction, that he can obtain all the cookies he wants but never truly enjoy them.

His greatest joy has also become his greatest curse. IT'S METAPHORICAL.
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Okay but when are we going to face the reality that Cookie Monster is only pretending to eat cookies and they all fall right out of the sides of his mouth? What kind of “Cookie Monster” is he really?
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Please note: This is going to be a 1x/month newsletter or even less! Not even weekly!
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www.patreon.com/posts/140700... We don't usually encourage free follows on our Patreon, but just for today there are some additional variations on this really cool image for followers at all non-public levels here. #GlitchArt #Gitchtober
Glitchtober 2025 Day 7: Flicker | MMIX
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#Glitchtober2025 Day 7: Flicker

Original photo shown here was from @astraluminaexperience 2023 from my phone.

@jrdsctt
@glitchartistscollective

#GlitchArt #DigitalArt #QueerArtists #NewMedia
Distorted photo with vivid purples and reds Original photo from Astra Lumina 2023
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New #MMIXArt #GlitchArt collab today: "Hyperportal"

Gearing up for TRON later this week!

#DigitalArt #NewMedia #Photography
A glitched image with teal, magenta and orange
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#Beatober2025 Day 6

my med boot made me miss a few days of work entirely, but WFH starts tmrrw. hoping i still get a chance to make these every day; it’s been so nice to just push out ideas and let go of technical/production perfectionism.

#Beatober #moog #behringer #korg #vongon #synths #synthsky
llfaunt.bsky.social
Self-loathing is never worth it. Attempting to stick out many situations, is usually a waste of time. Try to save money, but also treat yourself occasionally. Know how to ask for help, regardless of your gender or family experiences. Put in effort, but don't become the one who does all the labor.
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Travel if possible. Go to therapy & be willing to put in the work. Do the creative projects. Get in over your head a few times. Actually try to work with your idols/high-level people in your field. There's a middle ground between perfectionism and feral chaos goblinry, but I don't know what it is.
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Moisturize & generally take care of your skin. Sometimes people can break up for grownup, dignified reasons, like just wanting different things. Enjoy sexytime things. Move your body because if you ever stop, you won't be able to move that way again easily.
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Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?
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Labubu is the 2025 version of the Calvin pissing graphic