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Atomic Lobster, still wishing ill on JK Rowling
@atomiclobstar.bsky.social
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He/his Love all animals, especially the unlovable ones. Not a scientist or artist or anything exciting, just a disabled person striving to keep sane in an increasingly off kilter world. And fair warning I tend to post a lot of arachnids and the like
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atomiclobstar.bsky.social
Okay so, I think this is the plow for my bike I am going to attempt to replicate!
Screenshot of a man in a red coat on a bicycle plowing the sidewalk, the plow is pulled behind the bike on a rope and is wooden and v shaped.
December 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
atomiclobstar.bsky.social
Kitties in water :D
Kitty in the bath tub with soap suds on their head and labelled "oap" grey kitty in the shower with closed eyes obviously getting sprayed with water, tail curving to the right and the caption says "woter"
December 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
atomiclobstar.bsky.social
Why do we stay where the air hurts our face? :(
Screenshot of the weather forecast from Calgary, Alberta. Ranging from -11 today to 4 on Monday to -20 on Friday.
December 6, 2025 at 5:26 PM
atomiclobstar.bsky.social
this is a friends kitty whomst I love so very much <3 I hope things get better for you
Orange and white kitty on his back with the two front paws up in the air and such a look on his face. He is wearing a teal harness,
December 5, 2025 at 12:43 PM
atomiclobstar.bsky.social
Don't know what made me think of this but dear fluffy lordt do I want this on a shirt
Still from Llamas with Hats of Carl (grey llama with white muzzle who is a serial killer) with his jolly green hat and overlaid with the words "My stomach was making the rumblies. Which only hands can satisfy."
December 4, 2025 at 11:52 AM
atomiclobstar.bsky.social
Happy Birthday Anna and I will do something nice for someone I promise <3
Blue lobster chilling on the bottom of an aquarium with a photoshopped hat on and captioned with the text "Birthday Pinches coming your way!"
November 29, 2025 at 11:42 AM
atomiclobstar.bsky.social
I am thinking I might have to actually manufacture my rebar safety suit O.o (Like the anti coyote suit for cats, but rebar instead)
White and brown tabby cat in a teal vest with short steel spikes bracketing the spine and long plastic fronds to keep hawks away.
November 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
atomiclobstar.bsky.social
The version of this being passed around had no good alt text so I tried to write some, any suggestions please let me know <3
Picture is of a crow in flight but with its feet spread wide and ready to land at a machine labelled in glowing blueish white "FAG-EN food reward" The machine itself is a silver rectangle with rounded corners and a food dish down below full of seed. at the bottom of the picture is the following text Wild crows in Sweden are being trained to pick up cigarette butts and drop them into a machine, earning a food reward each time. Our Blue Planet
November 15, 2025 at 10:19 PM
atomiclobstar.bsky.social
*cough cough*
November 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
atomiclobstar.bsky.social
Hey Happy Birthday :D 🥳
Blue lobster chilling on the bottom of an aquarium with a photoshopped hat on and captioned with the text "Birthday Pinches coming your way!
November 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
atomiclobstar.bsky.social
Sir you need to read this ageless quote and understand just how desperate and lost people are feeling right now.
Screenshot of black text on white background There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can’t take part; you can’t even passively take part, and you’ve got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you’ve got to make it stop. And you’ve got to indicate to the people who run it, to the people who own it, that unless you’re free, the machine will be prevented from working at all! –Mario Savio
November 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
atomiclobstar.bsky.social
A friend found it for me :D
Snail on a mushroom eating a blueberry
November 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
atomiclobstar.bsky.social
So statuesque and magnificent, she looks like a dog version of our stone lions! They used to guard the bridges but apparently they have weathered badly so have been removed and restored.
Stone lion laying majestically on a plinth. Alamy is interposed all over the picture cause I stole it from them.
November 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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4 panel cartoon of two characters talking with the text hey im finally replying to you sorry it took so long I did not have the mental energy to process a meaningful response to you I sent that message 4 months ago Ya sorry man it literally took me that long to sideload the mental energy to reply to you to let you know I was thinking of you man my brain literally is stuck at like 4% energy a day
October 31, 2025 at 9:16 PM
atomiclobstar.bsky.social
Quote posts are disabled or I would have posted this on the actual post but I think a new person has not seen the OG Miette which should be a crime against memeamity
Picture of the original tweet superimposed over a picture of Miette in the library of Patricia Lockwoods house, tweet text consists of the following- Patricia Lockwood @TriciaLockwood me, lightly touching miette with the side of my foot: miette move out of the way please so I don't trip on you miette, her eyes enormous: you KICK miette? you kick her body like the football? oh! oh! jail for mother! jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!! 4:24 PM Mar 19, 2019 Twitter Web App
October 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
atomiclobstar.bsky.social
little ghost perfectly in the mirror
October 20, 2025 at 2:56 PM
atomiclobstar.bsky.social
my alt text seems kind of iffy but at least its better than the none it started with, right?
Two panel black and white comic, first panel consists of a chubby white dude in a shirt and tie, second is at the bottom and is him telling the starving child the nasty phrase, artist is amil illustrates. This is actually a screenshot from twitter by Read Starting Somewhere✔ X.com @JPHiLLLLLLL Literally every time stop immigration so we can take care of our own i'm starving Fuck off
October 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
atomiclobstar.bsky.social
Remember from Hong Kong when they put a traffic cone over the canister then poured the water in it?
Hong Kong protester with a traffic cone over a tear gas container and pouring water in the top to douse it. The protestor is wearing a hard hat and heavy gloves and all black clothing, and one can assume goggles but that can't be seen.
October 5, 2025 at 1:10 AM
atomiclobstar.bsky.social
It always makes me think of this comic by Sarah Anderson O.o
5 panel Sarah Anderson comic about climate change all featuring the titular character walking along licking an ice cream cone with her thoughts included in the right panel with her lighter original thoughts in the left and her darker second thoughts in the right panels and them combined in the last but with the darker thought displayed in her shadow. It's so warm Out! BUT IT'S WINTER Nice to be outside... IT'S NOT NORMAL Lovely day. THE EARTH IS DYING Sarah Andersen
October 4, 2025 at 3:30 AM
atomiclobstar.bsky.social
Not really mine but made me smile so I hope it does for you too.
Orange cats head getting pulled on by a grey cats paw, with one eye open wide and the other squinted shut.
October 2, 2025 at 3:08 AM
atomiclobstar.bsky.social
Happy Birthday and hooray for your mobility exercises working :D
Blue lobster chilling on the bottom of an aquarium with a photoshopped hat on and captioned with the text "Birthday Pinches coming your way!
September 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
atomiclobstar.bsky.social
This always makes me think of this comic by Sarah Anderson.
5 panel Sarah Anderson comic about climate change all featuring the titular character walking along licking an ice cream cone with her thoughts included in the right panel wit her lighter original thoughts in the left and her darker second thoughts in the right panels and them combined in the last but with the darker thought displayed in her shadow. It's so warm Out! BUT IT'S WINTER Nice to be outside... IT'S NOT NORMAL Lovely day. THE EARTH IS DYING Sarah Andersen
September 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Screenshot from tumblr with the following text testostergnomes Reblogged master-gatherer. 1d gerardwayspostcocaineweightgain Aug 10 Follow ... it's actually wild how terrified of the general public most usamericans are. like you don't realize it if you're someone who mostly walks and takes transit and spends a lot of time in populous public spaces but then you talk to one of the thousands of people that seemingly never set foot in any public space besides a parking garage or a starbucks and you suddenly understand why it's so easy for fascist rhetoric about the dangerous alien to take root. this country's median voter pretty much never interacts with strangers who aren't their coworkers or people they met on dating apps gerardwayspostcocaineweightgain Aug 10 ... saw a post on instagram that was literally someone citing statistics saying public transit is one of the safest travel options out there and the comments were literally just "ummmmm op this is so ableist and misogynistic of you :) don't you know the average public transit user is a dangerous violent criminal who wants to set you on fire :)))" gerardwayspostcocaineweightgain Aug 10 ... it must be so terrifying and sad to go through life convinced if you set foot outside your car in public or interact with people outside your nuclear family you'll instantly be raped and robbed by the Evil Poors no wonder so many of these people are reactionary tar pits
September 22, 2025 at 5:06 PM
atomiclobstar.bsky.social
I have a meme for that lol
Educational chart of the power sources equivalent to one uranium pellet. the picture consists of a hand holding one pellet of uranium as compared to three barrels of oil, one large storage tank of natural gas and a 1 ton pile of coal. THE POWER OF A URANIUM PELLET: URANIUM VS FOSSIL FUELS Uranium pellets are a highly energy dense and efficient fuel source that is packed into fuel rods to generate nuclear energy. ENERGY EFFICIENCY COMPARISON To understand the power of these tiny pellets, we've visualized the fossil fuel equivalents to generate the same amount of energy as one uranium pellet. 120 gallons Oil 1 ton Coal Source: U.S. Department of Energy ELEMENTS 1 inch tall Uranium Pellet 17,000 ft3 Natural Gas Natural gas is less energy dense compared to other fossil fuels, but creates far fewer emissions. A uranium pellet packs around 17 million BTU (British Thermal Units) of energy. Less than 10 pellets can power the average household for a year. While the U.S. generates about 2,000 metric tons of used nuclear fuel a year, spent fuel still contains more than 90% of its potential energy, allowing it to be recycled into new fuel and other byproducts. The Earth's natural resources power our everyday lives. VC Elements breaks down We live in a material world.
September 22, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Ehehe do you know that pic of the puck of uranium which looks like a yummy gummy? I kind of want to do this chart with that picture instead lol
Two pucks of plutonium looking like yummy yummy orange gummies. They sit on a grey plate of a metallic material with some padding.
September 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM