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Patrick "seasonally adjusted" Denny
@atomicnoggin.bsky.social
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He/him. Web stuff. Dad stuff. Canadian. Half decent sandwich maker. Poor Meatmail conduit. As little adulting as possible.
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There's a time and place for raisins, and that place is in your oatmeal
A box of Quaker Raisins & Spice Instant Oatmeal
December 12, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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Decorated the tree tonight. Made sure the knuckle tattoos of Christmas ornaments were included. /BCC @allcaps.bsky.social
A white heart shaped Christmas ornament with the word FUCK on it in black, except the U is an outline of the city of Ottawa. A white heart shaped Christmas ornament with the word LOVE on it in red, except the O is an outline of the city of Ottawa.
December 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Vanilla extract, then a frying pan
A cartoon depiction of a man being hit o In the head with a frying pan. His face is flattened as action lines and stars radiate from his head. The word PWANG features prominently at the top of the image.
November 30, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Need more? How about this low budget Horny supernatural YA western?
A poster for the show Wynonna Earp, a show about a woman (defendant of Wyatt perhaps) who's tasked with protecting the world from a demon portal in her home town of Purgatory, where she battles, and sometimes falls in love, with the undead. The titular character, a dark haired white woman in a tasseled leather jacket, looks back over her shoulder at the camera with an alluringly angry sultry look on her face. In her hand is a ridiculously long flaming six shooter of justice.
November 27, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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Not to be confused with this slightly higher budget budget horny supernatural YA drama
Poster for Season Two of the show Lost Girl, about a young woman who finds out she's a succubus and tries to use her horny powers for good, not evil. The sepia toned poster has the main Lost Girl character, a dark haired, leather clad white woman staring at the camera seductively as two other characters, a blond human dr woman on the left, and a taller messy haired werewolf dude stare at her seductively. Wavy mist-like lines and blue smoke adorn the show title so you know it's spooky.
November 27, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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I see your low budget horny space opera, and raise you a low budget horny supernatural teen dramady
Poster for the show 'Astrid & Lilly Save the World' with the two titular characters, both Rubenesque high school students, staring awe struck into the camera. The one on the left is a blonde haired white girl, the other is a dark haired person of color. I can't remember which one is Lilly or Astrid. Images of dimensional portals and shadowy demon figures with glowing eyes decorated the bottom half of the poster. At the top of the poster is the tag line 'The Heroes You Didn't Know You Needed'
November 27, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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Old meme format with one mannequin cringing in fear as another mannequin, pointing at the first, yells 'This Mofo Hates Waffles'
November 23, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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Hey Ottawa folx. If you're excited about this, you frequented your high school's student smoking section
A Facebook ad for Kim Mitchell & David Wilcox playing Saturday Feb 14th at the Hard Rock Cafe in Ottawa ON.
November 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Why do they all look like this?
Star Trek Next Generation's William Riker (clean shaven) in a shiny light blue blouse, cinched at the waist with a belt. It has a wide v cut down to a point next to his navel, revealing a tight rug of chest hair. His left ear is bedazzled in an array of jewelry. He's got a smug little smile on his face because he knows he's pulling off the look spectacularly
November 19, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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I just remembered these things used to exist. Back when "Blowing a Bubba" was a more innocent endeavor.
A "Bubba" 5L mini Keg of Molson Canadian.
November 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Giving our season's tickets a practice game warm up with @offhandremarks.bsky.social
A shot of the Ottawa Charge playing The Toronto … something's… in a preseason game. Sitting 5 rows back from home goal
November 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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"Everything reminds me of him"
Cover of a book Titled "How to make Apple Heads" with a picture of two shrunken apple faces, one looking surprisingly like RFK Jr.
November 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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iF ItS A ToNGuHe TWeIsTer ItS A VLoI MiSeSEer
SpongeBob mocking meme image
November 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Pretty sure a mirror would work better at this point
Far side panel cartoon with a bunch of parakeets in a bar. Two parakeets stand in front of a mirror. One of them, in a little hat, is talking down the other one, who is quite agitated. A table is knocked over near them. The caption says : " Whoa, back off, Bobby Joe. … That's just your reflection."
November 12, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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When you find a fun quote chain to interact with
Image of the "Pin Pals" logo, a bowling team from the Simpsons. It comprises of a circle around the team name in pink cursive writing and four bowling pins, with the heads of the members atop each pin. This iteration of the logo and team includes Carl, Homer, Lenny, and Barney
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Canadians right now.
Kombucha girl meme where a woman is initially grossed out but then intrigued by the concept of apple pie flavoured kraft dinner
November 8, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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*Looks angrily at camera, hose water dripping from my beard*

The FUCK did you just say?
A poorly drawn cartoon of a guy in an I'll fitting brown suit with "crucified" to a beige X. Under it is the associated article title: Why Gen X is the real loser generation, from The Economist
October 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Had to pull the cottage dock out of the water this weekend, so we took the opportunity to christen the Paella pan
A sixteen inch carbon steel paella pan, chock full of Bomba rice, merguez sausage, chicken, shrimp, scallops,veggies & spices. It's sitting on a metal grill over a brick firepit. The fire has died down to hot coals.
October 18, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Found anorhervsoon to be discontinued cereal for the future use of @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social
A box of Kellogg's Stranger Things branded (Maple Waffle Flavoured) Demogorgon Crunch with UPSIDE DOWN marshmallows. The box graphic is a cartoon Demogorgon – a grey/white humanoid monster whose head is a five sided "mouth" opened like a tooth covered flower with a "regular" fang-filled mouth in the center. An illustration of the cereal on the lower half of the box reveals it to be honey combs with weird multicoloured marshmallows. The marshmallows barely resemble their supposed shapes of 'Flashlight', 'Demogorgon' & 'D20 die'
October 17, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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Current state of said dock
Picture of the same 50 ft dock, three years later, with Vicky sitting on it in a plastic Adirondack chair. Our schnauzer Otto stands near her. We will be pulling it out next weekend with friends
October 11, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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Unsolicited dock pick
A picture of myself and my aunt standing triumphantly on my inaugurally installed 50 ft dock.
October 11, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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Someone either installed this thermostat through a poster, or used the poster to cover up the unpainted outline of the former thermostat.
A thermostat in a bar clearly installed on top and smack dab in the middle of a poster for a deal on corona buckets. A deal that our server informed us isn't a thing anymore
October 1, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Post u from a different era

Circa 2010. My first and only attempt at doing Movember. People paid me to stop growing a moustache
A photo of me at a spry 40 years old. Beardless, except for scruff and a bad moustache that makes me look like I'm not allowed within 700 meters of a school.
September 30, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Inglorious bastards screenshot where a character is out dcas a spy because he's holding up the wrong hand gesture for three
September 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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It's less than half the size of Ottawa.
A screenshot from mapfight.xyz comparing Los Angeles in blue to Ottawa in red. Below that is a caption stating that "Los Angeles (US) is 0.47 times as big as Ottawa (Canada)"
August 29, 2025 at 2:07 AM