Patrick "seasonally adjusted" Denny
@atomicnoggin.bsky.social
He/him. Web stuff. Dad stuff. Canadian. Half decent sandwich maker. Poor Meatmail conduit. As little adulting as possible.
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We've gone to see this movie in a theatre
Silent Night, Deadly Night (2025) ⭐ 6.5 | Horror
1h 36m | TV-MA
www.imdb.com
December 13, 2025 at 5:47 AM
We've gone to see this movie in a theatre
Impromptu trip to Winnipeg because @offhandremarks.bsky.social needs to bump up her air mileage to get that next travel rewards tier.
Anyone need anything while we're there?
Anyone need anything while we're there?
December 12, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Impromptu trip to Winnipeg because @offhandremarks.bsky.social needs to bump up her air mileage to get that next travel rewards tier.
Anyone need anything while we're there?
Anyone need anything while we're there?
Nobody sleeps anymore
Or
Plants stop growing
Or
Plants stop growing
December 11, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Nobody sleeps anymore
Or
Plants stop growing
Or
Plants stop growing
Decorated the tree tonight. Made sure the knuckle tattoos of Christmas ornaments were included. /BCC @allcaps.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Decorated the tree tonight. Made sure the knuckle tattoos of Christmas ornaments were included. /BCC @allcaps.bsky.social
She said she likes her men like she likes her cassette tapes…
Fragile, inconvenient and low quality: Why are cassettes making a comeback?
For a supposedly obsolete music format, audio cassette sales seem to be set on fast forward at the moment.
www.abc.net.au
December 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
She said she likes her men like she likes her cassette tapes…
I'd get out of doing so many things with this.
"Hey Dad? can you drive me and my friends to the mall?"
*Loud thud suddenly emanates from upstairs*
"DAMNIT! Sorry guys. He nerve pinched himself. He'll be out for at least 30 minutes"
"Hey Dad? can you drive me and my friends to the mall?"
*Loud thud suddenly emanates from upstairs*
"DAMNIT! Sorry guys. He nerve pinched himself. He'll be out for at least 30 minutes"
if i knew how to do Spock's neck pinch i would likely only ever use it on myself
December 8, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I'd get out of doing so many things with this.
"Hey Dad? can you drive me and my friends to the mall?"
*Loud thud suddenly emanates from upstairs*
"DAMNIT! Sorry guys. He nerve pinched himself. He'll be out for at least 30 minutes"
"Hey Dad? can you drive me and my friends to the mall?"
*Loud thud suddenly emanates from upstairs*
"DAMNIT! Sorry guys. He nerve pinched himself. He'll be out for at least 30 minutes"
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Prime Minister Mark Carney says his government will introduce clean drinking water legislation in the spring, delaying a bill that had been promised for this fall.
First Nations clean water legislation will come next spring: Carney
The prime minister made the promise to reintroduce clean water legislation at the Assembly of First Nations Special Chiefs Assembly in Ottawa.
www.aptnnews.ca
December 2, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Prime Minister Mark Carney says his government will introduce clean drinking water legislation in the spring, delaying a bill that had been promised for this fall.
Feels like back-porch-is-a-beer-fridge season is coming to an end. All those that celebrate can join me in pouring out one last slushy one.
December 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Feels like back-porch-is-a-beer-fridge season is coming to an end. All those that celebrate can join me in pouring out one last slushy one.
The cologne that smells like the song "what is love" sounds.
November 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
The cologne that smells like the song "what is love" sounds.
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Date night! With weapons!
November 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Date night! With weapons!
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They're trying though!!!! That's nice :)
November 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
They're trying though!!!! That's nice :)
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Season 1 Ep. 6 (titled "Clean up in Isle Three") featured an epic battle in a Canadian Tire where the team used pilfered hockey gear to defeat a pack of Daemonosauruses.
I'm not kidding. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primeva...
I'm not kidding. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primeva...
Primeval: New World - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 27, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Season 1 Ep. 6 (titled "Clean up in Isle Three") featured an epic battle in a Canadian Tire where the team used pilfered hockey gear to defeat a pack of Daemonosauruses.
I'm not kidding. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primeva...
I'm not kidding. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primeva...
Angela, can you…
Angela. Look at the camara for five seconds.
Please.
I'm just trying to figure out the timer function on thi–
Angela. Look at the camara for five seconds.
Please.
I'm just trying to figure out the timer function on thi–
When your cat takes the family photo.
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Angela, can you…
Angela. Look at the camara for five seconds.
Please.
I'm just trying to figure out the timer function on thi–
Angela. Look at the camara for five seconds.
Please.
I'm just trying to figure out the timer function on thi–
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And, as long as we're talking Wendy's, there's no better place to share this promo pic of Arnold Schwarzenegger at a Wendy's in 1979, where he looks like someone hit Nardwuar with Gamma rays!
November 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
And, as long as we're talking Wendy's, there's no better place to share this promo pic of Arnold Schwarzenegger at a Wendy's in 1979, where he looks like someone hit Nardwuar with Gamma rays!
The three lapsing members will continue to play together; presumably under the name "Fuck you Kyle, you whiny little prick"
The death metal band’s sole remaining member has launched a GoFundMe to get home to Portland
stereogum.com/2480744/vitr...
stereogum.com/2480744/vitr...
November 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The three lapsing members will continue to play together; presumably under the name "Fuck you Kyle, you whiny little prick"
Aaaand, just like that, it snaps shut again. Now we're left with some dude grifting off shitty perv poetry
Between the Mamdani White House presser and this, I feel like a tiny fissure opened between realities to show us the future we were supposed to get.
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 22, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Aaaand, just like that, it snaps shut again. Now we're left with some dude grifting off shitty perv poetry
Now I want to see a weird The Wiz / Good Will Hunting mashup where a teenager tries to decipher the Boston accent and avoid eating too much chowder and/or Dunkin Donuts after blacking out from trying to navigate the Medford Supercollider
I don’t know much about the Wicked movies but I assume they’re set in Boston
November 22, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Now I want to see a weird The Wiz / Good Will Hunting mashup where a teenager tries to decipher the Boston accent and avoid eating too much chowder and/or Dunkin Donuts after blacking out from trying to navigate the Medford Supercollider
Between the Mamdani White House presser and this, I feel like a tiny fissure opened between realities to show us the future we were supposed to get.
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Between the Mamdani White House presser and this, I feel like a tiny fissure opened between realities to show us the future we were supposed to get.
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“Your code is running in a maze of twisty little containers, all alike.”
Open sourced Zork today opensource.microsoft.com/blog/2025/11... and ran it on a swarm of containers in the cloud 😂
Preserving code that shaped generations: Zork I, II, and III go Open Source
Microsoft’s Open Source Programs Office (OSPO), Team Xbox, and Activision are making Zork I, Zork II, and Zork III available under the MIT License.
opensource.microsoft.com
November 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
“Your code is running in a maze of twisty little containers, all alike.”
*sitting bolt upright in the middle of a K-hole episode*
SKI BOOOOOOOTS! BUT MAKE THEM BEDAZZLED
SKI BOOOOOOOTS! BUT MAKE THEM BEDAZZLED
I'm sure after 14-15 hours everything to be said about them has been said, but I was just informed about elon's shoes
November 20, 2025 at 3:48 AM
*sitting bolt upright in the middle of a K-hole episode*
SKI BOOOOOOOTS! BUT MAKE THEM BEDAZZLED
SKI BOOOOOOOTS! BUT MAKE THEM BEDAZZLED
I really love how my CPAP machine has an App that gamifies my not ripping it off my face and throwing it into the sea.
November 19, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I really love how my CPAP machine has an App that gamifies my not ripping it off my face and throwing it into the sea.
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An injury to one is an injury to all. Sending love and solidarity to trans folk in Alberta.
While Albertans face real crises, Premier Danielle Smith is scapegoating trans and gender-diverse people with Bill 9, overriding Charter rights to push hate-filled politics.
Canada’s unions won’t stand by. #cdnpoli #abpoli
Full statement: canadianlabour.ca/statement-of...
Canada’s unions won’t stand by. #cdnpoli #abpoli
Full statement: canadianlabour.ca/statement-of...
Statement of solidarity from Bea Bruske with Albertan communities impacted by Bill 9 | Canadian Labour Congress
Yesterday, Danielle Smith’s conservative government introduced its latest in a series of legislative attacks on the rights of its own community members, trans, and gender diverse Albertans. Attacks on...
canadianlabour.ca
November 19, 2025 at 9:42 PM
An injury to one is an injury to all. Sending love and solidarity to trans folk in Alberta.
Hey Ottawa folx. If you're excited about this, you frequented your high school's student smoking section
November 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Hey Ottawa folx. If you're excited about this, you frequented your high school's student smoking section
10 Best make-ahead stuffing recipes for eating straight out of the pot over the sink
November 19, 2025 at 9:14 PM
10 Best make-ahead stuffing recipes for eating straight out of the pot over the sink