Andy Richter
@andyrichter.co
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TikTok: @AndyRichterTikTok
Podcast: The Three Questions
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Podcast: The Three Questions
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screaming FUCK YOU into a banana phone
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
screaming FUCK YOU into a banana phone
It’s National Play With Dad Day, which my daughter celebrated by pooping her pants while we walked the dogs
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
It’s National Play With Dad Day, which my daughter celebrated by pooping her pants while we walked the dogs
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If you are a casual listener of @andyrichter.co’s podcast, or a Day 1 Late Night With Conan fan, hearing this guy find some of that joy that can elude so many people is really excellent! Listen to the story of one of the strangest mid-career pivots, maybe ever. Pure joy!!!
Emma Slater & Andy Look Back on Their Dancing with the Stars Run
Podcast Episode · The Three Questions with Andy Richter · 11/18/2025 · 1h 21m
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November 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
If you are a casual listener of @andyrichter.co’s podcast, or a Day 1 Late Night With Conan fan, hearing this guy find some of that joy that can elude so many people is really excellent! Listen to the story of one of the strangest mid-career pivots, maybe ever. Pure joy!!!
Yesterday in car, Fat Bottomed Girls came on & my 5 yo daughter made me play it 3 times. When we got in car this AM, she immediately said “play the fat bottom song” & we listened to it 4 times. She was singing along after the second play. Dropped her off, then I listened 3 more times on the way home
November 18, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Yesterday in car, Fat Bottomed Girls came on & my 5 yo daughter made me play it 3 times. When we got in car this AM, she immediately said “play the fat bottom song” & we listened to it 4 times. She was singing along after the second play. Dropped her off, then I listened 3 more times on the way home
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My "Not involved in human trafficking" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
January 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
My "Not involved in human trafficking" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
Having a 5 yo means watching Rudolph for the third fucking time in 3 days
November 18, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Having a 5 yo means watching Rudolph for the third fucking time in 3 days
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ARCIS IS BACK NEXT WEEK.
Eddie Pepitone and I want to hear your BAD NEIGHBOR stories. Dial 855 266-2604 and leave your story or fill out the Google form in my bio and we may call and have you share your tale. SiriusXM channel 104
Eddie Pepitone and I want to hear your BAD NEIGHBOR stories. Dial 855 266-2604 and leave your story or fill out the Google form in my bio and we may call and have you share your tale. SiriusXM channel 104
November 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
ARCIS IS BACK NEXT WEEK.
Eddie Pepitone and I want to hear your BAD NEIGHBOR stories. Dial 855 266-2604 and leave your story or fill out the Google form in my bio and we may call and have you share your tale. SiriusXM channel 104
Eddie Pepitone and I want to hear your BAD NEIGHBOR stories. Dial 855 266-2604 and leave your story or fill out the Google form in my bio and we may call and have you share your tale. SiriusXM channel 104
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True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 AM
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
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NEW: @propublica.org investigated the Chicago apartment raid where kids were zip-tied and citizens detained for hours. They find:
- NONE of the arrested were criminally charged
- NO evidence the building was "filled with TdA terrorists."
- ZERO legitimate reason for DHS to rappel from a Blackhawk.
- NONE of the arrested were criminally charged
- NO evidence the building was "filled with TdA terrorists."
- ZERO legitimate reason for DHS to rappel from a Blackhawk.
November 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
NEW: @propublica.org investigated the Chicago apartment raid where kids were zip-tied and citizens detained for hours. They find:
- NONE of the arrested were criminally charged
- NO evidence the building was "filled with TdA terrorists."
- ZERO legitimate reason for DHS to rappel from a Blackhawk.
- NONE of the arrested were criminally charged
- NO evidence the building was "filled with TdA terrorists."
- ZERO legitimate reason for DHS to rappel from a Blackhawk.
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Happy 10th anniversary, @andyrichter.co
November 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Happy 10th anniversary, @andyrichter.co
A thing that gives me great joy when I remember to do it is to give a listen to a great album that I haven’t heard in a long time and tonight it was ELO’s A New World Record and good lord it is sublime
November 7, 2025 at 5:41 AM
A thing that gives me great joy when I remember to do it is to give a listen to a great album that I haven’t heard in a long time and tonight it was ELO’s A New World Record and good lord it is sublime
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DWTS TONIGHT! ROCK N ROLL HOF NIGHT!
Emma and I still need your votes!
YOU CAN ONLY VOTE IN A 2 HOUR WINDOW SPECIFIC TO YOUR TIME ZONE:
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You have to vote in those 2hrs
Vote for us by texting
ANDY to 21523
or go to DWTSvote.abc.com
Emma and I still need your votes!
YOU CAN ONLY VOTE IN A 2 HOUR WINDOW SPECIFIC TO YOUR TIME ZONE:
Pacific 5 to 7pm
Mountain 6 to 8pm
Central 7 to 9pm
Eastern 8 to 10pm
You have to vote in those 2hrs
Vote for us by texting
ANDY to 21523
or go to DWTSvote.abc.com
November 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
DWTS TONIGHT! ROCK N ROLL HOF NIGHT!
Emma and I still need your votes!
YOU CAN ONLY VOTE IN A 2 HOUR WINDOW SPECIFIC TO YOUR TIME ZONE:
Pacific 5 to 7pm
Mountain 6 to 8pm
Central 7 to 9pm
Eastern 8 to 10pm
You have to vote in those 2hrs
Vote for us by texting
ANDY to 21523
or go to DWTSvote.abc.com
Emma and I still need your votes!
YOU CAN ONLY VOTE IN A 2 HOUR WINDOW SPECIFIC TO YOUR TIME ZONE:
Pacific 5 to 7pm
Mountain 6 to 8pm
Central 7 to 9pm
Eastern 8 to 10pm
You have to vote in those 2hrs
Vote for us by texting
ANDY to 21523
or go to DWTSvote.abc.com
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"How would less fortunate corporations like Walmart, McDonald’s, and Amazon get by without SNAP and other programs to subsidize their sub-poverty level wages that leave many of their workers reliant on benefits?"
It Is Cruel to Deny Food Assistance to Those Who Truly Deserve It: Corporations
“Walmart and McDonald’s are among the top employers of beneficiaries of federal aid programs like Medicaid and food stamps, according to a study by...
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November 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
"How would less fortunate corporations like Walmart, McDonald’s, and Amazon get by without SNAP and other programs to subsidize their sub-poverty level wages that leave many of their workers reliant on benefits?"
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UPDATE: Nielsen data just in for Tuesday's Halloween episode and...amazingly...DWTS added viewers again, and has now increased its audience for a stunning six consecutive weeks. It averaged 6.735M viewers, up from 6.63 last week.
I hope @andyrichter.co is getting a bonus
I hope @andyrichter.co is getting a bonus
Since the modern Nielsen era started in 1991, no show launched in the fall had seen its ratings go up for five consecutive weeks... until DANCING WITH THE STARS did it this fall.
My look at how Disney turned its 20-year-old warhorse into the season's hottest show. www.vulture.com/article/danc...
My look at how Disney turned its 20-year-old warhorse into the season's hottest show. www.vulture.com/article/danc...
The Hottest Show on TV Is 20 Years Old
Mormon wives, Andy Richter, and TikTok: Inside the ratings renaissance of Dancing With the Stars.
www.vulture.com
October 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
UPDATE: Nielsen data just in for Tuesday's Halloween episode and...amazingly...DWTS added viewers again, and has now increased its audience for a stunning six consecutive weeks. It averaged 6.735M viewers, up from 6.63 last week.
I hope @andyrichter.co is getting a bonus
I hope @andyrichter.co is getting a bonus
My daughter met Jerry Orbach at Disneyland!
October 30, 2025 at 7:32 PM
My daughter met Jerry Orbach at Disneyland!
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Here is the long and short of it.
October 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Here is the long and short of it.
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Got a spooky story? Visit a haunted house? See a ghost? I want to hear about it. It’s the Andy Richter Call-In Show Halloween episode next week - and we’re joined by Asif Ali. To submit your spooky story, fill out the Google form in my bio or leave us a voicemail at 855-266-2604
October 23, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Got a spooky story? Visit a haunted house? See a ghost? I want to hear about it. It’s the Andy Richter Call-In Show Halloween episode next week - and we’re joined by Asif Ali. To submit your spooky story, fill out the Google form in my bio or leave us a voicemail at 855-266-2604
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The richest man on earth owns X.
The second richest man on earth is about to acquire TikTok and his family could soon own both Paramount and Warner Bros.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
The second richest man on earth is about to acquire TikTok and his family could soon own both Paramount and Warner Bros.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
October 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The richest man on earth owns X.
The second richest man on earth is about to acquire TikTok and his family could soon own both Paramount and Warner Bros.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
The second richest man on earth is about to acquire TikTok and his family could soon own both Paramount and Warner Bros.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
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here take the idol you must not let it fall into their hands
October 24, 2025 at 1:48 PM
here take the idol you must not let it fall into their hands