Andy Richter
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This dog, every time she comes through the dog door flap from the back yard:
“WHERE MY LAPS AT?”
“WHERE MY LAPS AT?”
January 18, 2026 at 4:32 AM
This dog, every time she comes through the dog door flap from the back yard:
“WHERE MY LAPS AT?”
“WHERE MY LAPS AT?”
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Amazing how quickly the pretext for invading a city just falls away. The circular justification in Minneapolis is now “we are punishing the city for resisting our punishment.
January 14, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Amazing how quickly the pretext for invading a city just falls away. The circular justification in Minneapolis is now “we are punishing the city for resisting our punishment.
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but cops are not allowed to shoot people just because you didn't do what they said.
That is called murder when they do that.
Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.
That is called murder when they do that.
Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.
January 8, 2026 at 5:35 AM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but cops are not allowed to shoot people just because you didn't do what they said.
That is called murder when they do that.
Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.
That is called murder when they do that.
Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.
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This is what people on Fox are like. People watch Fox because they like this.
Jesse Watters highlights that Renee Nicole Good, the woman killed by ICE, had "pronouns in her bio" and "leaves behind a lesbian partner and a child from a previous marriage"
January 8, 2026 at 4:30 AM
This is what people on Fox are like. People watch Fox because they like this.
Got my new headshots! Unfortunately I scheduled the shoot on the same day that I demolished an old potting shed in my backyard
January 5, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Got my new headshots! Unfortunately I scheduled the shoot on the same day that I demolished an old potting shed in my backyard
Starting an OnlyFans but just for x-rays, MRIs, and colonoscopies
December 30, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Starting an OnlyFans but just for x-rays, MRIs, and colonoscopies
How DARE you introduce a touch of chili heat to my hot chocolate? Unforgivable. The ultimate betrayal
December 29, 2025 at 3:53 PM
How DARE you introduce a touch of chili heat to my hot chocolate? Unforgivable. The ultimate betrayal
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The only thing ChatGPT ever does.
August 14, 2025 at 7:35 PM
The only thing ChatGPT ever does.
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We watched Home Alone with my youngest daughter last night, so we put on Home Alone 2 tonight. We’re about 15 minutes in, and I’m like, you know what, fuck Kevin
December 27, 2025 at 4:19 AM
We watched Home Alone with my youngest daughter last night, so we put on Home Alone 2 tonight. We’re about 15 minutes in, and I’m like, you know what, fuck Kevin
The most surprising part of Is It Cake? for me is the level of surprise exhibited by the judges when something is revealed to be cake. I mean, it’s in the title
December 26, 2025 at 4:44 AM
The most surprising part of Is It Cake? for me is the level of surprise exhibited by the judges when something is revealed to be cake. I mean, it’s in the title
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Calling in to "The Andy Richter Call-In Show"...12-17-2025
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December 25, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Instagram is hot tonight!
December 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Instagram is hot tonight!
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incredible that the oldest scam in the book — “look away from the greed and poor leadership that destroy your chance to make a career, it is the [blanks] that stole your job!” — still works
December 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM
incredible that the oldest scam in the book — “look away from the greed and poor leadership that destroy your chance to make a career, it is the [blanks] that stole your job!” — still works
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🟡 @andyrichter.co joins Mixed Signals for an existentially funny conversation about surviving three decades in entertainment.
Andy also talks about the decline of late night as a cultural force — and how “Dancing With the Stars” accidentally turned him into a TikTok phenomenon.
Andy also talks about the decline of late night as a cultural force — and how “Dancing With the Stars” accidentally turned him into a TikTok phenomenon.
December 12, 2025 at 5:10 PM
🟡 @andyrichter.co joins Mixed Signals for an existentially funny conversation about surviving three decades in entertainment.
Andy also talks about the decline of late night as a cultural force — and how “Dancing With the Stars” accidentally turned him into a TikTok phenomenon.
Andy also talks about the decline of late night as a cultural force — and how “Dancing With the Stars” accidentally turned him into a TikTok phenomenon.
On the next Andy Richter Call-In Show, Kyle Mooney & I want to hear your GIFT STORIES. It’s the season of giving, for better or worse, and I want to hear about it.
Call 855-266-2604 or fill out the Google Form in my bio. We’re live this Wed at 1pm PST 4pm EST on SiriusXM’s Conan O’Brien Radio.
Call 855-266-2604 or fill out the Google Form in my bio. We’re live this Wed at 1pm PST 4pm EST on SiriusXM’s Conan O’Brien Radio.
December 11, 2025 at 9:08 PM
On the next Andy Richter Call-In Show, Kyle Mooney & I want to hear your GIFT STORIES. It’s the season of giving, for better or worse, and I want to hear about it.
Call 855-266-2604 or fill out the Google Form in my bio. We’re live this Wed at 1pm PST 4pm EST on SiriusXM’s Conan O’Brien Radio.
Call 855-266-2604 or fill out the Google Form in my bio. We’re live this Wed at 1pm PST 4pm EST on SiriusXM’s Conan O’Brien Radio.
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Highly recommend this episode of @andyrichter.co podcast with @samreich.bsky.social, especially if you read my Onion newsletter and want to know some past and present comedy influences.
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Sam Reich
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December 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Highly recommend this episode of @andyrichter.co podcast with @samreich.bsky.social, especially if you read my Onion newsletter and want to know some past and present comedy influences.
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On this week’s Andy Richter Call-In Show, we want to hear your WINTER STORIES! I want stories about snow days, ski disasters, let’s get into the winter spirit. Call 855-266-2604 or fill out the Google form in my bio. We’re live this Wednesday at 4pm eastern on SiriusXM’s Conan O’Brien Radio.
December 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
On this week’s Andy Richter Call-In Show, we want to hear your WINTER STORIES! I want stories about snow days, ski disasters, let’s get into the winter spirit. Call 855-266-2604 or fill out the Google form in my bio. We’re live this Wednesday at 4pm eastern on SiriusXM’s Conan O’Brien Radio.
And with that, half of my Christmas shopping is done
November 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
And with that, half of my Christmas shopping is done
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David Glosser, Stephen Miller’s uncle, told CNN his nephew is an “immigration hypocrite”:
“Had we not been able to enter America when we did, Stephen Miller would never exist” (2018)
“Had we not been able to enter America when we did, Stephen Miller would never exist” (2018)
November 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
David Glosser, Stephen Miller’s uncle, told CNN his nephew is an “immigration hypocrite”:
“Had we not been able to enter America when we did, Stephen Miller would never exist” (2018)
“Had we not been able to enter America when we did, Stephen Miller would never exist” (2018)
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Hey, one year the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade even had that @andyrichter.co guy from DANCING WITH THE STARS...
November 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Hey, one year the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade even had that @andyrichter.co guy from DANCING WITH THE STARS...
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Australia recorded ZERO cases of cervical cancer in women under 25 for the first time since they started tracking the cancer in the 80s.
This is the power of vaccines.
The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.
Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
This is the power of vaccines.
The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.
Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
newsGP - Australia set for world-first cervical cancer elimination
Vaccination programs have played a key role, and GPs remain ‘instrumental’ in boosting screening rates to reach the 2035 target.
www1.racgp.org.au
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Australia recorded ZERO cases of cervical cancer in women under 25 for the first time since they started tracking the cancer in the 80s.
This is the power of vaccines.
The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.
Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
This is the power of vaccines.
The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.
Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!