alex green
@atothegreen.bsky.social
recent butterfly enthusiast. music producer / recording engineer and occasional maker of ramen, pizza, and other unnecessarily complicated foods based out of queens, ny. will make you soup if you ask nicely.
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I can't recall where this originated but I'll never ever stop laughing at it.
September 12, 2025 at 7:52 AM
I can't recall where this originated but I'll never ever stop laughing at it.
we can't let you keep getting away with posting this photo
(why was it EIGHT SECONDS before I
i opened this website???)
(why was it EIGHT SECONDS before I
i opened this website???)
December 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
we can't let you keep getting away with posting this photo
(why was it EIGHT SECONDS before I
i opened this website???)
(why was it EIGHT SECONDS before I
i opened this website???)
i know punchbowl is so far inside baseball they're basically buried in the pitcher's mound, but respectfully, i'll believe it when i see it
November 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
i know punchbowl is so far inside baseball they're basically buried in the pitcher's mound, but respectfully, i'll believe it when i see it
you have made me put in *effort* to read *THAT* and i'm not sure that's forgivable. it remains, as nearly always, a terrible day to have eyes.
November 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
you have made me put in *effort* to read *THAT* and i'm not sure that's forgivable. it remains, as nearly always, a terrible day to have eyes.
retire, you feckless, risible coward
—a near-lifelong constituent
—a near-lifelong constituent
November 10, 2025 at 4:25 AM
retire, you feckless, risible coward
—a near-lifelong constituent
—a near-lifelong constituent