Attack Kangaroo
@attackkangaroo.bsky.social
Cats, costumes, screaming into the void. I will shank you for peanut butter cup. An emu beat me at chess.
You’ve found Diego Luna hot since you saw him in Rogue One, but I know the ancient texts. I’ve known he was hot since Y Tu Mama Tambien.
May 18, 2025 at 11:33 PM
You’ve found Diego Luna hot since you saw him in Rogue One, but I know the ancient texts. I’ve known he was hot since Y Tu Mama Tambien.
Reposted by Attack Kangaroo
the FBI gave them explosives to blow up black people.
Princeton kept the remains of a black child.
I’m disgusted. But not surprised.
Princeton kept the remains of a black child.
I’m disgusted. But not surprised.
Y’all .. please read this.
A whole neighborhood. WIPED AWAY.
Never feel bad for being pro black. They never wanted us here.
A whole neighborhood. WIPED AWAY.
Never feel bad for being pro black. They never wanted us here.
May 13, 2025 at 1:02 PM
the FBI gave them explosives to blow up black people.
Princeton kept the remains of a black child.
I’m disgusted. But not surprised.
Princeton kept the remains of a black child.
I’m disgusted. But not surprised.
If they’re going to cancel Medicaid for 8.8 million people, I should be able to keep my federal taxes and donate the money to help people get care. I don’t mind paying taxes when they help the least of these. I do mind paying taxes so rich people don’t have to.
May 12, 2025 at 5:12 PM
If they’re going to cancel Medicaid for 8.8 million people, I should be able to keep my federal taxes and donate the money to help people get care. I don’t mind paying taxes when they help the least of these. I do mind paying taxes so rich people don’t have to.
Toby loves his green sock of catnip from @jacksongalaxy.bsky.social
May 12, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Toby loves his green sock of catnip from @jacksongalaxy.bsky.social
Pearl likes to hog the toy basket.
May 11, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Pearl likes to hog the toy basket.
If he fits, he sits!
March 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
If he fits, he sits!
You still gave that man money. Your number sticker doesn’t change that.
February 14, 2025 at 10:06 AM
You still gave that man money. Your number sticker doesn’t change that.
Possible lineup for War of the Roses con 2026: Margaret Beaufort, Elizabeth Woodville, and Katherine of Valois
January 24, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Possible lineup for War of the Roses con 2026: Margaret Beaufort, Elizabeth Woodville, and Katherine of Valois
My lab values are freaking amazing right now. My cholesterol? Perfect. My non-fasting blood sugar? 81. My T3 and T4? Normal. My A1C? 5.6. My WBCs? Finally normal. I’m like healthy and shit.
January 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
My lab values are freaking amazing right now. My cholesterol? Perfect. My non-fasting blood sugar? 81. My T3 and T4? Normal. My A1C? 5.6. My WBCs? Finally normal. I’m like healthy and shit.
I’ve been listening to an audio book about the Bath school disaster and I need some recommendations for lighter listening next. Holy hell this is awful. I may just listen to hair metal for 2 months.
January 12, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I’ve been listening to an audio book about the Bath school disaster and I need some recommendations for lighter listening next. Holy hell this is awful. I may just listen to hair metal for 2 months.
I bought a sampler pack of coffee because I liked the art. I’ll let you know how it tastes.
January 10, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I bought a sampler pack of coffee because I liked the art. I’ll let you know how it tastes.
Yea, I have bronchitis because my doc called in Flonase instead of Flovent.
January 6, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Yea, I have bronchitis because my doc called in Flonase instead of Flovent.
Posted this on that other place, but they were too cute to not share again.
January 6, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Posted this on that other place, but they were too cute to not share again.
Somebody is cold.
January 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Somebody is cold.
This is Lacy. She’s 14 and from Australia. She’s a very good girl who gets all the pets, even from people who are allergic.
December 26, 2024 at 7:14 PM
This is Lacy. She’s 14 and from Australia. She’s a very good girl who gets all the pets, even from people who are allergic.
This is my getaway vehicle
December 23, 2024 at 9:32 PM
This is my getaway vehicle
I swear to the Big Baby Jesus that State Farm and the Toyota loan people are colluding to cause mental breakdown because what do you mean I won’t see my settlement until the new year and neither of you are going to pay for a rental until then. Fuck both of y’all.
December 20, 2024 at 2:24 AM
I swear to the Big Baby Jesus that State Farm and the Toyota loan people are colluding to cause mental breakdown because what do you mean I won’t see my settlement until the new year and neither of you are going to pay for a rental until then. Fuck both of y’all.
He got into the recycling bin to steal the bag his catnip presents came in. He’s so high.
December 18, 2024 at 7:17 PM
He got into the recycling bin to steal the bag his catnip presents came in. He’s so high.
Well, they totaled out my car.
December 13, 2024 at 4:58 PM
Well, they totaled out my car.
Went to see a play at the art museum. Made a new friend.
December 13, 2024 at 3:15 PM
Went to see a play at the art museum. Made a new friend.
Every so often I watch the Malice at the Palace doc so I can refill my anger at Detroit NBA fans again.
December 7, 2024 at 3:45 PM
Every so often I watch the Malice at the Palace doc so I can refill my anger at Detroit NBA fans again.
In the last week,
1. My porch starts to cave in
2. Car accident and no rental until Monday
3. Wind Storm knocks my bike tent over and takes out a quarter of my trash can lid
4. Dishwasher stops draining
I cannot win.
1. My porch starts to cave in
2. Car accident and no rental until Monday
3. Wind Storm knocks my bike tent over and takes out a quarter of my trash can lid
4. Dishwasher stops draining
I cannot win.
December 7, 2024 at 3:40 PM
In the last week,
1. My porch starts to cave in
2. Car accident and no rental until Monday
3. Wind Storm knocks my bike tent over and takes out a quarter of my trash can lid
4. Dishwasher stops draining
I cannot win.
1. My porch starts to cave in
2. Car accident and no rental until Monday
3. Wind Storm knocks my bike tent over and takes out a quarter of my trash can lid
4. Dishwasher stops draining
I cannot win.
And now my dishwasher isn’t draining right. I cannot have nice things.
December 7, 2024 at 3:22 PM
And now my dishwasher isn’t draining right. I cannot have nice things.
I will be posting one of my ornaments every day until Christmas. I’ll post 6 today as I didn’t start on time.
No. 1 is a Miss Christmas ornament inspired by Faberge eggs. It’s the most sparkly ornament I have and its gloriousness can only be captured by video.
No. 1 is a Miss Christmas ornament inspired by Faberge eggs. It’s the most sparkly ornament I have and its gloriousness can only be captured by video.
December 6, 2024 at 3:02 PM
I will be posting one of my ornaments every day until Christmas. I’ll post 6 today as I didn’t start on time.
No. 1 is a Miss Christmas ornament inspired by Faberge eggs. It’s the most sparkly ornament I have and its gloriousness can only be captured by video.
No. 1 is a Miss Christmas ornament inspired by Faberge eggs. It’s the most sparkly ornament I have and its gloriousness can only be captured by video.