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Cats, costumes, screaming into the void. I will shank you for peanut butter cup. An emu beat me at chess.
Toby loves his green sock of catnip from @jacksongalaxy.bsky.social
May 12, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Pearl likes to hog the toy basket.
May 11, 2025 at 9:27 PM
If he fits, he sits!
March 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
You still gave that man money. Your number sticker doesn’t change that.
February 14, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Possible lineup for War of the Roses con 2026: Margaret Beaufort, Elizabeth Woodville, and Katherine of Valois
January 24, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I bought a sampler pack of coffee because I liked the art. I’ll let you know how it tastes.
January 10, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Posted this on that other place, but they were too cute to not share again.
January 6, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Somebody is cold.
January 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
This is Lacy. She’s 14 and from Australia. She’s a very good girl who gets all the pets, even from people who are allergic.
December 26, 2024 at 7:14 PM
No. 24 was hard, so it’s a twofer. A shiny pink Christmas car and a glittery pink sauropod both from Target. Both 10+ years old. Might be the sauropod’s last year. He’s getting a bit scraggly.
December 24, 2024 at 2:27 PM
No. 23 is a midcentury inspired pink tree from Target. It exactly matches my Christmas aesthetic.
December 24, 2024 at 12:43 AM
No. 22 Wonder Woman doing her power pose. This one is blown glass. I also have a resin version my nephew refused to put on the tree because “you already have one of those.”
December 23, 2024 at 11:13 AM
No. 21 is the only Star Wars ornament on the big tree because Yoda blends into the green of my Star Wars tree. Hang me on a green tree do not.
December 21, 2024 at 7:41 PM
No 20 is my Maryland crab. My nephew hates it so he hid it in the back of the tree
December 21, 2024 at 2:30 AM
No. 19 is my dove of peace that I bought when I started attending Bible study at my local Episcopal church prior to attending nursing school. I also have a Picasso sketch of this tattooed on my back. Fvck Leviticus
December 21, 2024 at 2:30 AM
Very demure
December 20, 2024 at 1:17 AM
No. 18 is a gnome from a gnome advent calendar that had 3 gnomes and bunch of junk ornaments. The gnomes are cool.
December 19, 2024 at 4:14 AM
He got into the recycling bin to steal the bag his catnip presents came in. He’s so high.
December 18, 2024 at 7:17 PM
No. 17 is a majestic glittery blue reindeer. Another cheap Target find. I have 7 of them.
December 17, 2024 at 7:50 PM
No. 16 is an aggressive stegosaurus.
December 16, 2024 at 11:01 PM
I think I’m behind so here’s a double ornament post for today

I have a Russian nesting doll ornament from Target and an ornament from Glacier National Park with a jammer bus on it. Glacier is my favorite National Park.
December 15, 2024 at 1:31 PM
Today’s ornament is actually 3 ornaments that all go together and are spacey. Again from Target!
December 13, 2024 at 10:10 PM
Went to see a play at the art museum. Made a new friend.
December 13, 2024 at 3:15 PM
Today’s ornament is this adorable little glass deer from Target. She’s so cute she makes me want to cry.
December 13, 2024 at 3:15 AM
Today’s ornament is the oldest one on the tree. It’s left over from the purple and silver tree I had when I lived in the Haute in the late 90s/early 00s. It’s still pretty.
December 12, 2024 at 1:10 AM