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Give us the cat food Lebowski, or we cut off your johnson……,
January 13, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Give us the cat food Lebowski, or we cut off your johnson……,
Maximum respect to all my friends out on the various distance Spine Races at the moment! Yesterday was cold and crispy, but today looks grim.
January 11, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Maximum respect to all my friends out on the various distance Spine Races at the moment! Yesterday was cold and crispy, but today looks grim.
Made some more progress on the bolt pistol. Ready for priming and final sanding, then it’s painting time.
January 9, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Made some more progress on the bolt pistol. Ready for priming and final sanding, then it’s painting time.
I love a good melancholy song, and the Stranger Things finale reminded me of the existence of When it’s cold I’d like to die.
January 9, 2026 at 5:43 PM
I love a good melancholy song, and the Stranger Things finale reminded me of the existence of When it’s cold I’d like to die.
Had a pretty chill week, but it’s time to start seriously looking for work again! Anyone need an experienced #umbraco freelancer? 😃 next week is time to start pounding the digital streets, going to have more of a play with 17 as well, now it’s LTS.
January 9, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Had a pretty chill week, but it’s time to start seriously looking for work again! Anyone need an experienced #umbraco freelancer? 😃 next week is time to start pounding the digital streets, going to have more of a play with 17 as well, now it’s LTS.
PSA, if, like me, you have a sizeable pile of war dolly paints, especially if they’re Citadel ones, don’t forget to periodically clean the lids out and make sure they all close properly, to maximise the life of your expensive paints. That was a fun, if mucky, couple of hours!
January 8, 2026 at 4:12 PM
PSA, if, like me, you have a sizeable pile of war dolly paints, especially if they’re Citadel ones, don’t forget to periodically clean the lids out and make sure they all close properly, to maximise the life of your expensive paints. That was a fun, if mucky, couple of hours!
One for my Bristol IT nerd pals!
If you're in the UK and have Facebook, a woman is giving away her late father's PDP-8/L based in Bristol. Schematics included.
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January 8, 2026 at 12:55 PM
One for my Bristol IT nerd pals!
New Skrift! Some interesting articles this month 😃
Start off the year right - Solve real developer issues with the #Umbraco #MCP and learn how to set up Umbraco Commerce completely from scratch! Plus so many incredible community packages over the last month since the v17 release - don't miss them!
skrift.io/123
#oss #opensource #dotnet
skrift.io/123
#oss #opensource #dotnet
January 6, 2026 at 10:10 AM
New Skrift! Some interesting articles this month 😃
No cheating, repost with the most recent photo of your pet
January 2, 2026 at 3:01 PM
No cheating, repost with the most recent photo of your pet
2025 was mostly stressful, shit, and filled with shiny new health woes. There were a few bright spots, including hitting my goal of running 100 miles before I hit 50, but by and large this year can get in the fucking sea.
December 31, 2025 at 11:38 PM
2025 was mostly stressful, shit, and filled with shiny new health woes. There were a few bright spots, including hitting my goal of running 100 miles before I hit 50, but by and large this year can get in the fucking sea.
Next print! I’m now about 80% of the way through printing a 40K bolt pistol! Being able to print full sized props is awesome.
December 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Next print! I’m now about 80% of the way through printing a 40K bolt pistol! Being able to print full sized props is awesome.
Done! Just under 20 hours of printing and I have enough crates to store all my regularly used paints! Much better than the shoe boxes I was using previously! Just need to sort the paints now by colour to make them easier to find!
December 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Done! Just under 20 hours of printing and I have enough crates to store all my regularly used paints! Much better than the shoe boxes I was using previously! Just need to sort the paints now by colour to make them easier to find!
OK, possibly the best use for the printer so far is printing custom storage for all my stuff. Printed off a crate for storing my paints (which currently live in shoe boxes). Immediately fired off another of these, and need to do a couple more to hold all my regularly used paints!
December 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
OK, possibly the best use for the printer so far is printing custom storage for all my stuff. Printed off a crate for storing my paints (which currently live in shoe boxes). Immediately fired off another of these, and need to do a couple more to hold all my regularly used paints!
Doing our annual festive Trading Places watch through, and we’ve decided they should do a Muppets version. Waldorf and Stadtler as the Dukes, Miss Piggy as Ophelia, Kermit as Winthorpe. Who would be the human?
December 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Doing our annual festive Trading Places watch through, and we’ve decided they should do a Muppets version. Waldorf and Stadtler as the Dukes, Miss Piggy as Ophelia, Kermit as Winthorpe. Who would be the human?
CLARENCE BEEKS!!!
December 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
CLARENCE BEEKS!!!
Important Christmas tradition is occurring!
December 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Important Christmas tradition is occurring!
Well, today marks 19 years since I finished chemo. Time flies and all that. Feels weird this year, especially with my current health issues. Next year, I’ll have made 20 years, which is pretty good going for someone who was diagnosed with Stage IVb cancer. I’m very lucky to still be here.
December 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Well, today marks 19 years since I finished chemo. Time flies and all that. Feels weird this year, especially with my current health issues. Next year, I’ll have made 20 years, which is pretty good going for someone who was diagnosed with Stage IVb cancer. I’m very lucky to still be here.
Had some of my daughter’s friends and their families over last night, the kids were fascinated by the 3D printer, they asked to see it in action, so I printed them off some quick fidget toys, and they were hypnotised! 😃 to be fair, so were some of the parents!
December 20, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Had some of my daughter’s friends and their families over last night, the kids were fascinated by the 3D printer, they asked to see it in action, so I printed them off some quick fidget toys, and they were hypnotised! 😃 to be fair, so were some of the parents!
Been quiet of late because I was diagnosed with high blood a couple of weeks ago. No obvious cause, could be hereditary, now on meds which seem to have it at least partially under control. Loved it when they asked if I was active, my reply was “I ran for 11 hours at the weekend” 😂
December 15, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Been quiet of late because I was diagnosed with high blood a couple of weeks ago. No obvious cause, could be hereditary, now on meds which seem to have it at least partially under control. Loved it when they asked if I was active, my reply was “I ran for 11 hours at the weekend” 😂
And day eight is a sneak peak at the new orchestration features coming in 2026 from Lasse 24days.in/umbraco-cms/... keep up the good work, I’m loving the articles so far!
Umbraco Compose - Under the Tree - 24 Days In Umbraco
An introduction to Umbraco Compose
24days.in
December 8, 2025 at 8:15 AM
And day eight is a sneak peak at the new orchestration features coming in 2026 from Lasse 24days.in/umbraco-cms/... keep up the good work, I’m loving the articles so far!
Day seven is a great article by Corey about communication 24days.in/umbraco-cms/...
On Demystifying Our Work - 24 Days In Umbraco
As web workers, we often mystify clients with jargon and complexity. Here's how to bridge the gap through context, translation, involvement, and trust in your web work.
24days.in
December 8, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Day seven is a great article by Corey about communication 24days.in/umbraco-cms/...
Day six is Busra talking about different ways of doing headless 24days.in/umbraco-cms/...
Headless Umbraco: Two Paths to JSON Glory - 24 Days In Umbraco
Not every Umbraco project plays by traditional MVC rules. Sometimes you need Umbraco to manage content while your React/Vue/Angular frontend lives elsewhere. This article explores two paths to headles...
24days.in
December 8, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Day six is Busra talking about different ways of doing headless 24days.in/umbraco-cms/...
And day five is an article about the V17 release by Jen! 24days.in/umbraco-cms/...
'Twas the Night Before (Umbraco) v17 Release - 24 Days In Umbraco
A playful, holiday-style ode to the excitement surrounding the Umbraco v17 release, this poem follows a developer’s sleepless anticipation as they await new features, celebrate major technical improve...
24days.in
December 8, 2025 at 8:09 AM
And day five is an article about the V17 release by Jen! 24days.in/umbraco-cms/...
And day four is a very handy article from Jensen at Skrift on writing technical articles! 24days.in/umbraco-cms/...
Tips to Make Your Technical Articles Umbazing - 24 Days In Umbraco
Technical writing is a very different beast from fiction, poetry, or journaling. It often aligns more with an essay, but if it's too stiff and dry then what makes it different than documentation? This...
24days.in
December 8, 2025 at 8:08 AM
And day four is a very handy article from Jensen at Skrift on writing technical articles! 24days.in/umbraco-cms/...
Bit of catching up to do, as I was away for my Mum’s birthday! Day three brings a great article from Owain! 24days.in/umbraco-cms/...
When Passion Isn’t Enough: Choosing Wellbeing Over the “Perfect” Job - 24 Days In Umbraco
Even the “dream job” can become unsustainable when personal wellbeing is compromised. This is a story about recognising burnout, making a tough decision to step away, and rediscovering purpose through...
24days.in
December 8, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Bit of catching up to do, as I was away for my Mum’s birthday! Day three brings a great article from Owain! 24days.in/umbraco-cms/...