attackmonkey.bsky.social
@attackmonkey.bsky.social
Here we go, this brush is almost 40 years old and is now used for poking basing mud around bases. It’s served me very well over the years!
January 13, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Give us the cat food Lebowski, or we cut off your johnson……,
January 13, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Made some more progress on the bolt pistol. Ready for priming and final sanding, then it’s painting time.
January 9, 2026 at 9:21 PM
PSA, if, like me, you have a sizeable pile of war dolly paints, especially if they’re Citadel ones, don’t forget to periodically clean the lids out and make sure they all close properly, to maximise the life of your expensive paints. That was a fun, if mucky, couple of hours!
January 8, 2026 at 4:12 PM
No cheating, repost with the most recent photo of your pet
January 2, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Next print! I’m now about 80% of the way through printing a 40K bolt pistol! Being able to print full sized props is awesome.
December 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Done! Just under 20 hours of printing and I have enough crates to store all my regularly used paints! Much better than the shoe boxes I was using previously! Just need to sort the paints now by colour to make them easier to find!
December 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
OK, possibly the best use for the printer so far is printing custom storage for all my stuff. Printed off a crate for storing my paints (which currently live in shoe boxes). Immediately fired off another of these, and need to do a couple more to hold all my regularly used paints!
December 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
CLARENCE BEEKS!!!
December 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Important Christmas tradition is occurring!
December 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Honestly, I don’t understand how the AI results are so shit. Here’s one I got while helping my daughter do homework. Working out the number of letters in a word shouldn’t be something it gets wrong 😂
December 16, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Here we go! It was the offices of 80s games mags Crash and Zzap 64, as well as other less successful titles!
December 6, 2025 at 4:04 PM
How many of my pals on here know the significance of this humble building to the UK nerd community? 😂
December 6, 2025 at 10:48 AM
For all the tech bro CEOs wondering why most people aren’t arsed about AI, I present Google’s search AI’s example of four letter fruits 😂
November 22, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Timed out, just, at 11 hours (about 75km). The weather was ATROCIOUS, so I’ll take that, not the PB I was hoping for, but not my worst result by any stretch. Had to scream “old fat bastard, get you big fat lazy arse in gear, NOW!!!” At myself to make it round loop 10.
November 15, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Finally managed to find one of our older, grumpier cat, say hi to Jiji, who would like you to know she’s a regular human and would very much like one of your regular human meals please!
November 11, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Mochi the cat says hi!
November 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Lovely 6km run to town to get a train at shat o’clock this morning. Even managed to grab an earlier train! Love seeing the city in the early hours in autumn. Now to Manchester for some hot #umbraco action!
November 7, 2025 at 7:07 AM
You mean the time our toilet fired out ants when you flushed it? 😂
November 5, 2025 at 6:46 AM
My daughter has been practicing horror makeup for her Halloween costume, I’m really sad we didn’t have YouTube when I was a kid. She spent an hour watching some videos and then did this with PVA glue, toilet roll, standard makeup and some fake blood.
October 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM
My daughter has made a creepy Halloween wreath using an ivy ring, some distressed foam flowers and eyes. I think it’s come out really well! Then last night she wrote three chapters of a very creepy gothic style story. She’s definitely our child 😂
October 27, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I think it’s safe to say that Mochi, the abandoned kitten we took in, has very much settled into her new home. Here she is stopping me working by demanding skritches. #proofofcat
October 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Finally, almost finished reading this, and it’s delightful. I feel like this a book @garius.bsky.social and @soapachu.bsky.social would enjoy.
October 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
The not so small human just had a go at doing Halloween makeup. I’d say this is pretty damned awesome!
October 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Find myself really missing Japan this week. I wish I could go back again soon. Sadly, it’ll be a while before I can go again.
September 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM