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Francis Ephraim
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Headline for a column saying "Only a plonker would call time on sozzled bonking"
December 7, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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I made three whole batches of tea for this woman and had both owners, two managers, and three other customers sample the tea to make sure it wasn't just "colored water." Everyone except for her and her friend said it was good, if a bit strong.
one star review of a coffee shop, saying "This is the second time we have graced you business, and it is probably the last. Ordered 2peach tea. The tea was so weak, you had to work at it to taste any peach. It was colored water. The guy that made the tea, said he followed the recipe, and THAT WAS peach tea. I am not a tea drinker so much. But I know peach. Then he insinuated we had covid, because according to him loss of taste is a symptom of covid. That was not necessary to insult first our tea, and say we needed to go get tested. No, now that I think about it, we will not come back, and word of mouth gets around."
December 2, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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a one-star review of Pride and Prejudice saying it's "just a bunch of people going to each other's houses"
December 2, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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a screenshot from Spotify, saying that Warren Zevon is "on tour"
September 7, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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I'm not so sure about these numbers
echinoid fossils on display, labelled as being "30 billion years old"
August 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Just got my friend to read this in a *perfect* Dracula Flow voice
May 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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March 21, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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There's another way!
A picture of a briki used for making Greek coffee
February 4, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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Imagining someone who thinks this man is now the leader of Syria
Rudy Giuliani
December 9, 2024 at 11:09 PM
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I'm not RC :)
December 6, 2024 at 2:22 AM
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Severian:
December 6, 2024 at 2:08 AM
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December 6, 2024 at 2:04 AM
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Big horrible skeleton man labeled "German feudal lords who don't want to give to the poor" peering from behind a cliff with one smaller evil skeleton labeled "Martin Luther" brandishing a sword and jumping off his arm to attack a hero labeled "Johann Tetzel"
December 6, 2024 at 1:49 AM
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👈👈😎
December 4, 2024 at 11:34 PM
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Man
December 2, 2024 at 11:21 PM
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—Gene Wolfe, the 5th Head of Cerberus
November 27, 2024 at 1:38 PM
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Regards from Woodland Cemetery!
A weathered child's grave marker from the nineteenth century with a small hollow portion in the front containing painted tin figures of a woman and a cardinal A graveyard hillside at early sunset Four adjoining mausoleums
November 27, 2024 at 12:10 AM
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November 22, 2024 at 6:10 PM
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June 1, 2024 at 1:54 AM
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Graffiti, one in sharpie saying "Better to ask 4 forgiveness than a permission" with another written in pen above it saying "Wrong"
April 13, 2024 at 6:37 PM
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A dream visited me last night and I was shown a new type of peanut butter jar
A peanut butter jar with a second threaded area partway down the body, labelled "saw off the top portion here when PB gets slow" and "threads to screw the lid on lower down"
March 25, 2024 at 5:33 PM
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Hmmmm
A local church has a collection of world flags in front of the building, and the flag of Iraq has been mistakenly hoisted upside-down
March 18, 2024 at 2:02 AM
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Huh!
February 25, 2024 at 12:16 AM
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Remember that time Demon Hunter said "please please use our music to torture people" ?

www.spin.com/2013/02/meta...
February 25, 2024 at 12:09 AM