Francis Ephraim
@attnfrancis.bsky.social
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We weren't meant to have chronic inescapable access to online brainrot that drives us insane. We were meant to go insane the traditional way: herbs snuck into the soup by the scheming women of the village
November 30, 2025 at 10:04 PM
We weren't meant to have chronic inescapable access to online brainrot that drives us insane. We were meant to go insane the traditional way: herbs snuck into the soup by the scheming women of the village
With miracles of genetic engineering so close at hand, my children or my children's children will be able to see a star wipe every time they blink
October 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
With miracles of genetic engineering so close at hand, my children or my children's children will be able to see a star wipe every time they blink
calling their burial grounds "elephant graveyards" instead of "elephant cemeteries" implies the existence of elephant church
October 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
calling their burial grounds "elephant graveyards" instead of "elephant cemeteries" implies the existence of elephant church
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@attnfrancis.bsky.social I saw this on the bad site and thought I had to bring it to your attention.
October 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
@attnfrancis.bsky.social I saw this on the bad site and thought I had to bring it to your attention.
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Hey there Delilah
I am writing the Quixote
Adding hermeneutic weight to
what Miguel wrought crude and floaty
Vis-à-vis
The work— attributed to me?
Or only he?
I am writing the Quixote
Adding hermeneutic weight to
what Miguel wrought crude and floaty
Vis-à-vis
The work— attributed to me?
Or only he?
September 21, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Hey there Delilah
I am writing the Quixote
Adding hermeneutic weight to
what Miguel wrought crude and floaty
Vis-à-vis
The work— attributed to me?
Or only he?
I am writing the Quixote
Adding hermeneutic weight to
what Miguel wrought crude and floaty
Vis-à-vis
The work— attributed to me?
Or only he?
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"ONE NATION UNDER GOD!"
The god in question:
The god in question:
September 16, 2025 at 2:32 PM
"ONE NATION UNDER GOD!"
The god in question:
The god in question:
I'm not so sure about these numbers
August 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I'm not so sure about these numbers
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in mrs matt boot's italki class today—
tutor: comment on dit "les abats" en anglais?
her: offal
tutor: mm oui, c'est horrible
tutor: comment on dit "les abats" en anglais?
her: offal
tutor: mm oui, c'est horrible
July 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
in mrs matt boot's italki class today—
tutor: comment on dit "les abats" en anglais?
her: offal
tutor: mm oui, c'est horrible
tutor: comment on dit "les abats" en anglais?
her: offal
tutor: mm oui, c'est horrible
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I try to be careful about not pedaling conspiracy theory stuff too much, but I think it’s fair to say that in the coming years, we’re going to get more and more proof that there is no such thing as being pro-ICE and anti-sex trafficking.
Remember all those weirdly specific stories Trump used to tell about kids trafficked over the border, bound with duct tape?
Every Republican Accusation is a Confession.™️
tucson.com/news/local/b...
Every Republican Accusation is a Confession.™️
tucson.com/news/local/b...
Border agent charged with child sex trafficking, fraud in Cochise County
A Tucson Sector Border Patrol agent has been indicted on 24 felony charges, the latest in a series of sexual-misconduct convictions or charges against CBP employees in Arizona.
tucson.com
July 28, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I try to be careful about not pedaling conspiracy theory stuff too much, but I think it’s fair to say that in the coming years, we’re going to get more and more proof that there is no such thing as being pro-ICE and anti-sex trafficking.
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John Fetterman loping over the moors, slavering, mad, hands clotted with the gore of the heroes in Hygelac's hall
July 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
John Fetterman loping over the moors, slavering, mad, hands clotted with the gore of the heroes in Hygelac's hall
Just learned about "reverse logistics"and that term is stupid. I suppose I'm going to engage in "reverse driving" now because I'm heading home after work.
June 18, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Just learned about "reverse logistics"and that term is stupid. I suppose I'm going to engage in "reverse driving" now because I'm heading home after work.
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the only flag i stand for
June 16, 2025 at 12:24 AM
the only flag i stand for
Happy name day, everyone! 🥳
June 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Happy name day, everyone! 🥳
@mattboot.bsky.social are onomatopoeic animal names technically loanwords?
June 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
@mattboot.bsky.social are onomatopoeic animal names technically loanwords?
Gorillas probably wouldn't be good food service workers on account of how many gloves they'd go through in a day
June 7, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Gorillas probably wouldn't be good food service workers on account of how many gloves they'd go through in a day
Imagine if my lactose intolerant self was the royal cupbearer. The king would only be able to drink oat milk
June 7, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Imagine if my lactose intolerant self was the royal cupbearer. The king would only be able to drink oat milk
I won a chess game against my father for the first time tonight
June 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I won a chess game against my father for the first time tonight
Standing in the middle of the farmer's market with my eyes closed, imagining I am in Nessus
May 31, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Standing in the middle of the farmer's market with my eyes closed, imagining I am in Nessus
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It's hard to sort out the details right now, but it looks to me like the monastery is probably going to be okay. www.ekathimerini.com/politics/for...
No change in Mt. Sinai monastery’s status, Egypt says | eKathimerini.com
Egypt's Office of the President and the Ministry of Foreign Affairs have categorically denied that there will be a change in the status of Saint Catherine Monastery following a court ruling Wednesday.
www.ekathimerini.com
May 30, 2025 at 1:56 AM
It's hard to sort out the details right now, but it looks to me like the monastery is probably going to be okay. www.ekathimerini.com/politics/for...
Just got my friend to read this in a *perfect* Dracula Flow voice
May 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Just got my friend to read this in a *perfect* Dracula Flow voice
I very nearly handed a children's bulletin to a short woman just now
May 18, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I very nearly handed a children's bulletin to a short woman just now
I'm a mechanical turk truther. No way there was a guy in there
May 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I'm a mechanical turk truther. No way there was a guy in there
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Gene Wolfe:
The new pope will be the one who can consume the most remains of the old pope before the timer runs out.
May 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Gene Wolfe:
*Goofy voice*
Gauche
Gauche
April 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
*Goofy voice*
Gauche
Gauche