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Bunny Delgado
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Absolute nonsense
“Wild Palms” expert
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Praying all of my haters’ therapists are on Cameo
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Christmas comes to Frogtown
November 28, 2024 at 1:41 PM
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I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say the deepstate has a warmongering problem
December 13, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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persecuting the Church, eh? well, they must be unprepared for *this*
December 13, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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I am an atheist except for during the Fall On Your Knees... bit of O Holy Night, when I momentarily become so consumed by the divine presence that I could probably beat up The Pope.
December 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The 69 metageneration giving way to the 6-7 metageneration
December 7, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Statistically, one dad actually is Santa
December 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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America hasn’t won a play since world war 2
December 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Gonna invite the Tupac hologram to my birthday
December 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Still just one weird-ass hat away from finding peace. Then on to enlightenment
December 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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The universe is just a complicated sex toy.
November 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Same to anyone who has had to do this. This dad is proud of you!
shoutout to whomsoever’s disowned their terrible family 🙌
this, and every year, i am thankful for this stock photo family
November 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
November 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Might watch some Thanksgiving porn.
November 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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The one oblique thing I’ll say about yesterday’s mass Poster’s Madness: numerical rankings are for amateurs. Real heads organize into tiers
November 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Since I'm boycotting Thanksgiving, I hope one of you will mention to your family 'ham is the closest thing to human meat' in my honor.
November 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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I read an interesting paywall today
November 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
John Fuckboi Carr
November 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Paulie: “hey ton’ you think godot gonna show today?”

Tony: “he said he’ll be here, he’ll be here”

Paulie: “you know I heard about something like this in a play by a guy named ‘fleckett’”

Tony: “that’s Beckett!”

Paulie: “what’d I say!?”
October 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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God is 15 years old. He was born in 2010. 9/11 might as well be world war 2 to him.
November 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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America can't be fascist because I'm not doing anything about it
November 16, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Celebrating Thanksgiving in a traditional fashion this year, wearing a “fuck ice” shirt
November 16, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Anal play Jordan Peterson: up mine woke moralists
November 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Watching this is gender affirming care for me
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:

saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3

and a worker tier whose emails are like:

Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM