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Poor fella even made it to the cool part of the floor next to the toilet
December 3, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Poor fella even made it to the cool part of the floor next to the toilet
Everything about all the hair on this guy’s head is weird
December 1, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Everything about all the hair on this guy’s head is weird
It’s fine, Rick Steves is on and I have a couple House Hunters International dvr’d [typed while doing the Private Pyle 1000 yard stare]
December 1, 2025 at 10:51 PM
It’s fine, Rick Steves is on and I have a couple House Hunters International dvr’d [typed while doing the Private Pyle 1000 yard stare]
Also “babe, I’m sorry but can we talk about this tomorrow? I’m in pieces right now.”
December 1, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Also “babe, I’m sorry but can we talk about this tomorrow? I’m in pieces right now.”
The most effective treatment is “man… just, fucking leave me alone alright man, fuck.”
December 1, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The most effective treatment is “man… just, fucking leave me alone alright man, fuck.”
That kettle ain’t whistling, it’s gasping
December 1, 2025 at 4:20 AM
That kettle ain’t whistling, it’s gasping
You dirty bastard
November 30, 2025 at 4:27 AM
You dirty bastard
Here’s your Night Dr.
November 30, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Here’s your Night Dr.
Honest science question: better room temp? On the rocks?
November 30, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Honest science question: better room temp? On the rocks?
Foster or forever?
November 30, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Foster or forever?
Cool, what about this???! CHECKMAYYE
November 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Cool, what about this???! CHECKMAYYE
Broke his dick in the empty bar tip jar
November 30, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Broke his dick in the empty bar tip jar
The one thing: leading the Vichy Democrats
The other thing: fundraise
The other thing: fundraise
November 30, 2025 at 2:52 AM
The one thing: leading the Vichy Democrats
The other thing: fundraise
The other thing: fundraise