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What a fucking dumb idiot dumb asshole idiot stupid ahistoric chump
The worst part about the boat strikes - regardless of who ordered what and besides the ultimate tragedy of lives lost - is they’re forever a stain on the professionalism and dignity of the United States military.
They’re an insult to every American who ever sacrificed to do the right thing.
They’re an insult to every American who ever sacrificed to do the right thing.
December 3, 2025 at 3:39 AM
What a fucking dumb idiot dumb asshole idiot stupid ahistoric chump
I wish we could talk about the people in power without getting banned or a visit from the fbi the way they talk about us
December 3, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I wish we could talk about the people in power without getting banned or a visit from the fbi the way they talk about us
We have one party, really cool
December 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
We have one party, really cool
You’re telling me that Chronicle is being preempted by the Pats pre-game?! [opens up ammo crate]
December 1, 2025 at 10:48 PM
You’re telling me that Chronicle is being preempted by the Pats pre-game?! [opens up ammo crate]
I have what medical professionals now refer to as Long Hangover
December 1, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I have what medical professionals now refer to as Long Hangover
When I was drunk the other night I decided I’m going to learn how to the play the accordion, keep track of this account to see how I don’t ever do that
December 1, 2025 at 3:25 AM
When I was drunk the other night I decided I’m going to learn how to the play the accordion, keep track of this account to see how I don’t ever do that
The Last waltz might be the most perfect recording of a band
November 30, 2025 at 6:56 AM
The Last waltz might be the most perfect recording of a band
Let’s get some discourse going: Paul Westerberg > or = Bob Dylan
November 30, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Let’s get some discourse going: Paul Westerberg > or = Bob Dylan
I’m too high, enjoy youtu.be/zZ8AIBRAQwc?...
Toots & the Maytals - Country Road - 11/15/1975 - Winterland (Official)
YouTube video by Toots on MV
youtu.be
November 30, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I’m too high, enjoy youtu.be/zZ8AIBRAQwc?...
I just knaw of em
November 30, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I just knaw of em
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“No,” peeped Frog, who looked very, very small.
November 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
“No,” peeped Frog, who looked very, very small.
Meowkanda forever
November 28, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Meowkanda forever
I bought a cool jacket like Han’s and I have no idiot friends who dress like “Lando” so
when your most annoying estranged relative shows up at dinner unannounced
November 27, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I bought a cool jacket like Han’s and I have no idiot friends who dress like “Lando” so
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it's thanksgiving eve, so be sure to leave out ivermectin and coors light for the racist uncle who comes down your chimney
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
it's thanksgiving eve, so be sure to leave out ivermectin and coors light for the racist uncle who comes down your chimney
Yr open mouth awaiting my harvest,
Drink from me Love.
I mean to squeeze your cheeks to force open your mouth.
I'll hold your nose as you look up at me to encourage you to swallow.
Dont spill a drop.
I am a river You are my canyon.
I mean to flow through you.
I mean to subdue and tame you.
Drink from me Love.
I mean to squeeze your cheeks to force open your mouth.
I'll hold your nose as you look up at me to encourage you to swallow.
Dont spill a drop.
I am a river You are my canyon.
I mean to flow through you.
I mean to subdue and tame you.
November 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Yr open mouth awaiting my harvest,
Drink from me Love.
I mean to squeeze your cheeks to force open your mouth.
I'll hold your nose as you look up at me to encourage you to swallow.
Dont spill a drop.
I am a river You are my canyon.
I mean to flow through you.
I mean to subdue and tame you.
Drink from me Love.
I mean to squeeze your cheeks to force open your mouth.
I'll hold your nose as you look up at me to encourage you to swallow.
Dont spill a drop.
I am a river You are my canyon.
I mean to flow through you.
I mean to subdue and tame you.
This is what happens when community shame and shunning goes away and we’re left with internet impunity
November 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
This is what happens when community shame and shunning goes away and we’re left with internet impunity
Bronson cralwed so Segal could get hair plugs www.instagram.com/reel/DQqg_Dp...
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November 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Bronson cralwed so Segal could get hair plugs www.instagram.com/reel/DQqg_Dp...
“Time for a little treat!”
[eats and edible and then sucks on Fisherman’s Friend cough drops for the next hour in total silence]
[eats and edible and then sucks on Fisherman’s Friend cough drops for the next hour in total silence]
November 19, 2025 at 10:53 PM
“Time for a little treat!”
[eats and edible and then sucks on Fisherman’s Friend cough drops for the next hour in total silence]
[eats and edible and then sucks on Fisherman’s Friend cough drops for the next hour in total silence]
Happy Malice at Palace Day for all those who celebrate
November 19, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Happy Malice at Palace Day for all those who celebrate
Been struggling through a cold the last few days and my self-prescribed double scotch is the only thing that’s made my throat not feel like it got rfk jr’d
November 18, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Been struggling through a cold the last few days and my self-prescribed double scotch is the only thing that’s made my throat not feel like it got rfk jr’d
Springsteen: Delivery me from America
November 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Springsteen: Delivery me from America
This evil dummy had a movie made about how she got sexually harassed at Fox News in between her episodes of 60 Minutes Hate
November 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
This evil dummy had a movie made about how she got sexually harassed at Fox News in between her episodes of 60 Minutes Hate
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Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
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Not a bad record shop haul today
November 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Not a bad record shop haul today