Let me rephrase: Subtle inattention reveal 😭.

Subtle holiday partner reveal

Does your therapist accept FSA or do you have to file a reimbursement claim? 😂😭😭😭

I also want the record to please reflect that Natalie Portman and I were born < 1 year apart. #Discourse

Belgian Math Index

I use the same philosophy for my doctor’s BMI related questions.

Whenever i ask @meganwalshgvp.bsky.social to look over something for me she takes it literally

My fishing license says 5’7” because there is no way to enter 6.4 inches

If they let me build a new ballroom at the White House

If you told me specifically Trump was going to post grip and grin photo with one and call the other a traitor, i would have needed at least two guesses

I struggle to even articulate everything that is wrong. Like. They should not do that to anyone, much less a teenager, much less one in the car with a judge, much less one who isn’t even their “target”