hoboken squat cobbler
@attorneydad.bsky.social
Bill of Rights enthusiast; full-time appellate & post-conviction lawyer with a dismal win-loss record ; mostly here to insult my betters. Born and raised behind the pine curtain, forced to subsist on the arid Staked Plains
Anyone else kinda sad for the aggies or is that just me? (I didn’t watch the game but my phone exploded)
November 29, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Anyone else kinda sad for the aggies or is that just me? (I didn’t watch the game but my phone exploded)
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Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image
Don’t encourage this behavior
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Don’t encourage this behavior
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Good morning. Please enjoy this Thanksgiving composition by a burgeoning young writer.
November 27, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Good morning. Please enjoy this Thanksgiving composition by a burgeoning young writer.
The Neverending Story!
See also, e.g., The Professional (Léon)
See also, e.g., The Professional (Léon)
“what movie did you see too young?” is a great/awful Thanksgiving discussion prompt
November 27, 2025 at 3:13 PM
The Neverending Story!
See also, e.g., The Professional (Léon)
See also, e.g., The Professional (Léon)
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My brother: “that golden turkey float looks like it was constructed at the bottom of Mount Turkey Sinai while Turkey Moses was up receiving the Commandments.” #macysdayparadeissurreal
November 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
My brother: “that golden turkey float looks like it was constructed at the bottom of Mount Turkey Sinai while Turkey Moses was up receiving the Commandments.” #macysdayparadeissurreal
Freedom of speech*
* Excluding pharmaceutical commercials
* Excluding pharmaceutical commercials
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Freedom of speech*
* Excluding pharmaceutical commercials
* Excluding pharmaceutical commercials
Everyone making fun of this quote but I would personally welcome more mainstream coverage of Dershowitz being denied access to pierogis on Martha’s Vineyard.
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"
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November 25, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Everyone making fun of this quote but I would personally welcome more mainstream coverage of Dershowitz being denied access to pierogis on Martha’s Vineyard.
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"the researchers had a woman who visibly appeared pregnant enter a busy train, and observed how often people offered to give up their seats. They then repeated this scenario with...a man dressed as Batman entered from another" door futurism.com/health-medic...
Scientists Discover That People Act Way Better When Batman Is Present
It turns out that the mere presence of a guy dressed as Batman is enough to turn dead inside commuters into momentary altruists.
futurism.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:51 PM
"the researchers had a woman who visibly appeared pregnant enter a busy train, and observed how often people offered to give up their seats. They then repeated this scenario with...a man dressed as Batman entered from another" door futurism.com/health-medic...
Hey @pjaicomo.bsky.social are yall really hiring or are you just trying to use up an advertising budget? 👀
November 22, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Hey @pjaicomo.bsky.social are yall really hiring or are you just trying to use up an advertising budget? 👀
Does Josh Stein get to appoint her replacement ?
November 22, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Does Josh Stein get to appoint her replacement ?
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#BREAKING: A student intern at Rhode Island Superior Court was briefly taken into custody by ICE this afternoon before a judge intervened, 12 News has learned. Story by @jusolyn.bsky.social and @timwhiteri.bsky.social: ⤵️
RI judge intervenes after ICE mistakenly detains Superior Court intern
A teenager was nearly taken into federal immigration custody in Providence Thursday afternoon before a Superior Court judge intervened, according to the Rhode Island Judiciary.
www.wpri.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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I know it’s a boring cliche but it’s amazing what a good cup of coffee can do to a very sour mood.
November 21, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I know it’s a boring cliche but it’s amazing what a good cup of coffee can do to a very sour mood.
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Oh my god, imagine the aliens watching and thinking “oh shark planet is coming through again, neat. Oh my God, what have they done to shark planet.”
It takes 225 million years or so for the Solar System to make one orbit around the galaxy. Sharks evolved long enough ago that they’ve done it twice.
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Oh my god, imagine the aliens watching and thinking “oh shark planet is coming through again, neat. Oh my God, what have they done to shark planet.”
Never know when a team of insurgents might be hiding behind a Takis end cap.
November 21, 2025 at 2:12 AM
If I understand (the inimitable) @annabower.bsky.social correctly: there was a 3-count indictment where the grand jury signed a paper that said no indictment (but foreperson said well actually we only disagreed about count one) and also a 2-count indictment that the other grand jurors never saw?
November 20, 2025 at 2:40 AM
If I understand (the inimitable) @annabower.bsky.social correctly: there was a 3-count indictment where the grand jury signed a paper that said no indictment (but foreperson said well actually we only disagreed about count one) and also a 2-count indictment that the other grand jurors never saw?
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Indictment (cleaned up)
November 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Indictment (cleaned up)
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'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
After an early direct deposit allowed me to pay many of my delinquent bills, I’m not nearly so angry at all your “they shouldn’t have caved” skyts.
November 15, 2025 at 2:26 PM
After an early direct deposit allowed me to pay many of my delinquent bills, I’m not nearly so angry at all your “they shouldn’t have caved” skyts.
The Blues Fathers (?)
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 AM
The Blues Fathers (?)
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genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other
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Jeffrey Epstein won’t see your post making fun of his comma usage but your friend who can’t figure out how to use a comma will
November 13, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Jeffrey Epstein won’t see your post making fun of his comma usage but your friend who can’t figure out how to use a comma will
Covid kinda broke my memory of how long it has been since (any event), but it feels wild that (guy who died a long time ago) commented on (thing that just happened recently)
Jeffrey Epstein advised Steve Bannon that the lawyers representing Brett Kavanaugh in his confirmation hearing should accuse Christine Blasey Ford of being on medications that cause false memories or memory loss.
November 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Covid kinda broke my memory of how long it has been since (any event), but it feels wild that (guy who died a long time ago) commented on (thing that just happened recently)
