aubz uwunium
@aubz.bsky.social
puns and existential dread. twitter refugee (she/her)
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> feeling like my deltarune theories are missing something
> joins a deltarune discord server
> excited to see smarter people discuss this game and compare theories
> immediately sees this
> joins a deltarune discord server
> excited to see smarter people discuss this game and compare theories
> immediately sees this
August 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
> feeling like my deltarune theories are missing something
> joins a deltarune discord server
> excited to see smarter people discuss this game and compare theories
> immediately sees this
> joins a deltarune discord server
> excited to see smarter people discuss this game and compare theories
> immediately sees this
gaster theorists meanwhile:
August 4, 2025 at 8:20 PM
gaster theorists meanwhile:
gaster deniers will see a scene where gaster himself comes on screen and says “i am wing gaster the royal scientist” and go “it must have been the wind”
August 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
gaster deniers will see a scene where gaster himself comes on screen and says “i am wing gaster the royal scientist” and go “it must have been the wind”
i played oobja and i was really disappointed… from everyone’s reviews i thought it’d be a LOT more interesting. maybe it’s because I played it during my deltarune hyperfix, which is kind of a hydrogen bomb to oobja’s crying baby
July 7, 2025 at 12:04 AM
i played oobja and i was really disappointed… from everyone’s reviews i thought it’d be a LOT more interesting. maybe it’s because I played it during my deltarune hyperfix, which is kind of a hydrogen bomb to oobja’s crying baby
really cool that i can watch a live stream of a bunch of old men vote to destroy my lifelong dream and then celebrate after. i love technology
July 3, 2025 at 6:24 PM
really cool that i can watch a live stream of a bunch of old men vote to destroy my lifelong dream and then celebrate after. i love technology
my biggest fic ick is when authors replace christianity based expletives with in-universe versions. ESPECIALLY if they DON’T REPLACE THEM IN CANON
If the characters say goddamn it, let them say goddamn it, goddamn it!!!!
If the characters say goddamn it, let them say goddamn it, goddamn it!!!!
June 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
my biggest fic ick is when authors replace christianity based expletives with in-universe versions. ESPECIALLY if they DON’T REPLACE THEM IN CANON
If the characters say goddamn it, let them say goddamn it, goddamn it!!!!
If the characters say goddamn it, let them say goddamn it, goddamn it!!!!
i’ve been listening to a song and thinking “haha this is kinda like blorbo.” yeah well i just found out that the fucking song IS actually about blorbo
June 14, 2025 at 6:02 AM
i’ve been listening to a song and thinking “haha this is kinda like blorbo.” yeah well i just found out that the fucking song IS actually about blorbo
went back to some of my really old pics on my phone and apparently i was learning the krebs cycle at 14?? The krebs cycle cycle meme continues to be evergreen
June 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
went back to some of my really old pics on my phone and apparently i was learning the krebs cycle at 14?? The krebs cycle cycle meme continues to be evergreen
[hits the blunt] custom wood burning is an ethical lolcow
May 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
[hits the blunt] custom wood burning is an ethical lolcow
He’s right- autism destroys families. Like how I destroyed his family when I fucked his mom
WATCH | RFK Jr claims autistic children will never go on dates or pay taxes
Read the recent CDC autism report here: www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Read the recent CDC autism report here: www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
April 17, 2025 at 3:58 PM
He’s right- autism destroys families. Like how I destroyed his family when I fucked his mom
sometimes i think “what if i’m not actually autistic” and then i remember that for the longest time as a kid i thought “no swearing” and “no cursing” meant you couldn’t say “i swear” in a promise and you couldn’t put magical hexes on people
April 17, 2025 at 12:29 PM
sometimes i think “what if i’m not actually autistic” and then i remember that for the longest time as a kid i thought “no swearing” and “no cursing” meant you couldn’t say “i swear” in a promise and you couldn’t put magical hexes on people
*completely fucks everything up* that’s the art of the deal baby
April 9, 2025 at 6:54 PM
*completely fucks everything up* that’s the art of the deal baby
wtf i lived in east texas for 18 years and i’m just now finding out that water moccasins are cottonmouths?????
April 9, 2025 at 2:30 PM
wtf i lived in east texas for 18 years and i’m just now finding out that water moccasins are cottonmouths?????
my boomer dad likes to watch fox news, and this morning I was SHOCKED to hear that even Fox News isn’t happy about Trump’s tariffs.
FOX NEWS doesn’t like Trump’s tariffs. Holy Shit
FOX NEWS doesn’t like Trump’s tariffs. Holy Shit
April 6, 2025 at 3:48 PM
my boomer dad likes to watch fox news, and this morning I was SHOCKED to hear that even Fox News isn’t happy about Trump’s tariffs.
FOX NEWS doesn’t like Trump’s tariffs. Holy Shit
FOX NEWS doesn’t like Trump’s tariffs. Holy Shit
they’re gonna be putting subway surfers there now 😭
Fox News has removed the stock market ticker from their broadcast.
Coming soon: classic cartoon reruns!
Coming soon: classic cartoon reruns!
April 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
they’re gonna be putting subway surfers there now 😭
In elon musk hating news: I commented this on tiktok and out of the 139 replies I received, NONE of them were defending Elon. Genuinely amazing how unlikable he is
April 3, 2025 at 1:56 PM
In elon musk hating news: I commented this on tiktok and out of the 139 replies I received, NONE of them were defending Elon. Genuinely amazing how unlikable he is
i havent even posted abt hearts of limina on here. it’s a VN i’m making where none of the romanceable characters are even remotely humanoid
April 2, 2025 at 2:58 AM
i havent even posted abt hearts of limina on here. it’s a VN i’m making where none of the romanceable characters are even remotely humanoid
“Give me your worst hear me outs i wanna laugh”
“hear me our, the onceler, but in his green suit”
HOW IS THAT A HEAR ME OUT. MUST WE SO QUICKLY FORGET THE ONCELER FANDOM???
“hear me our, the onceler, but in his green suit”
HOW IS THAT A HEAR ME OUT. MUST WE SO QUICKLY FORGET THE ONCELER FANDOM???
April 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
“Give me your worst hear me outs i wanna laugh”
“hear me our, the onceler, but in his green suit”
HOW IS THAT A HEAR ME OUT. MUST WE SO QUICKLY FORGET THE ONCELER FANDOM???
“hear me our, the onceler, but in his green suit”
HOW IS THAT A HEAR ME OUT. MUST WE SO QUICKLY FORGET THE ONCELER FANDOM???
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new sickos just dropped
March 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
new sickos just dropped
> Clicks on a video titled “breakcore/speedcore/happy hardcore mix”
> ask if the playlist has a lot of artists or if it’s just lapfox
> “it’s a diverse playlist sir”
> listens to the playlist
> it’s all lapfox
> ask if the playlist has a lot of artists or if it’s just lapfox
> “it’s a diverse playlist sir”
> listens to the playlist
> it’s all lapfox
March 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
> Clicks on a video titled “breakcore/speedcore/happy hardcore mix”
> ask if the playlist has a lot of artists or if it’s just lapfox
> “it’s a diverse playlist sir”
> listens to the playlist
> it’s all lapfox
> ask if the playlist has a lot of artists or if it’s just lapfox
> “it’s a diverse playlist sir”
> listens to the playlist
> it’s all lapfox
apparently i’ve made over a thousand ibispaint documents on my phone, which is INSANE
March 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
apparently i’ve made over a thousand ibispaint documents on my phone, which is INSANE
i don’t know shit about this field, but im always 👀 at anything that could explain the arrow of time
March 13, 2025 at 1:54 PM
i don’t know shit about this field, but im always 👀 at anything that could explain the arrow of time