Clearly it’s from living on the same planet as the transes, duh.

Fancy!

Fun fact: several characters on Justified (appearing or referenced) were named after my old co workers at the radio station I worked at!

Hi ee ya ha

Li’l Poot would’ve made sure that no one saw the cameras.

(I think they’re ridiculous as well, but like the pee tape, I seriously do want him to have to deny it on camera. It would so humiliating and there’s still a sizeable population that wouldn’t believe it.)

btw, this is not a shot at those who enjoy giving and or receiving exhale occupations such as these. You do what you like, boo. Perform those acts of extreme admiration.

It’s a shot at a guy who would be furious at the very idea *he* would do that to someone. And I want to hear him deny it.

I mean, at least Only Fans models are going to be of legal age. That puts him miles ahead of the competition already.

Maybe he meant Gong Show darling Jaye P. Morgan.

You’re in the right area. I was just being more specific about whose privates were the problem.

Don’t forget to get some sleep so you’re rested for tomorrow’s drop…

Hang on, just lemme ask my associate…

Reminds me of the time I found corn-flavored popcorn.

The literal act of running, not metaphorically.

He's done that lots of times.

I’m calling bullshit. The Guy has never run in his life.

Rich dudes, literally anywhere, with literally anyone:

That password is either “password” or “123456”.

wait, i haven't even sent it yet