Auditor of Reality
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Discworld Auditor gone rogue. British. History, science-fiction, TV critic, cats & complaining about the trains. Mostly. One of Minne the cat's two Dads.🏳️🌈 🇬🇧
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It really is the 'Age of Stupidity'. Everywhere you look. Stupid people, making everyone else's life harder.
Down visiting mother in law and we are in the “Solent Social Club” in Lee on Solent. It’s karaoke night…. There are chavvy ‘youths’ playing snooker. Back to my working class roots…..
January 10, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Down visiting mother in law and we are in the “Solent Social Club” in Lee on Solent. It’s karaoke night…. There are chavvy ‘youths’ playing snooker. Back to my working class roots…..
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They’re a Great Dane away from solving mysteries in a mini van! #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
January 9, 2026 at 8:31 PM
They’re a Great Dane away from solving mysteries in a mini van! #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
BBC Breaking News: It's winter.
January 8, 2026 at 6:33 PM
BBC Breaking News: It's winter.
After a very brief patrol outside, the warm radiator has won the day.
January 4, 2026 at 9:49 AM
After a very brief patrol outside, the warm radiator has won the day.
Well at least we know the secret Traitor is right handed. #TheTraitors
January 2, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Well at least we know the secret Traitor is right handed. #TheTraitors
New Year, new vomited animal entrails on the rug.
January 1, 2026 at 4:07 PM
New Year, new vomited animal entrails on the rug.
The performers and audience of Jools Holland’s Hootenanay are getting more and more ancient as the years pass. Trying to work out who hasn’t had a stroke in 2025.
January 1, 2026 at 12:50 AM
The performers and audience of Jools Holland’s Hootenanay are getting more and more ancient as the years pass. Trying to work out who hasn’t had a stroke in 2025.
Christmas Eve has been busy in the kitchen so time to relax with some telly and a snowball.
December 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Christmas Eve has been busy in the kitchen so time to relax with some telly and a snowball.
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1776: The shortest day: a truly black, & dismal one.
December 21, 2025 at 7:00 AM
1776: The shortest day: a truly black, & dismal one.
Winchester pre-lunch drinking: amazing how many people can’t process the instruction “find a table, order food at the bar.” We’re off to Rick Stein for eating shortly.
December 20, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Winchester pre-lunch drinking: amazing how many people can’t process the instruction “find a table, order food at the bar.” We’re off to Rick Stein for eating shortly.
Hope that isn't all the 'Amandaland' gags in the trailer for the Christmas special, because the spin off hasn't been anyway near as good as 'Motherland'.
December 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Hope that isn't all the 'Amandaland' gags in the trailer for the Christmas special, because the spin off hasn't been anyway near as good as 'Motherland'.
The cheesy American Christmas music in Starbucks on Basingstoke platforms 2 & 3 is too much for my brain at 0615hrs. Anyways, the 0627 is on time and the correct number of carriages and empty.
December 19, 2025 at 6:29 AM
The cheesy American Christmas music in Starbucks on Basingstoke platforms 2 & 3 is too much for my brain at 0615hrs. Anyways, the 0627 is on time and the correct number of carriages and empty.
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My top five favourite words to pronounce like they’re Greek philosophers…
5. Monocles
4. Bicycles
3. Popsicles
2. Obstacles
1. Testicles
5. Monocles
4. Bicycles
3. Popsicles
2. Obstacles
1. Testicles
December 18, 2025 at 12:13 PM
My top five favourite words to pronounce like they’re Greek philosophers…
5. Monocles
4. Bicycles
3. Popsicles
2. Obstacles
1. Testicles
5. Monocles
4. Bicycles
3. Popsicles
2. Obstacles
1. Testicles
National Trust Christmas trees at Greys Court (Oxfordshire).
December 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
National Trust Christmas trees at Greys Court (Oxfordshire).
We didn't need to see the skeletal face of Andrew Lloyd Webber on our screens. Looked like death warmed up. #StrictlyComeDancing
December 6, 2025 at 7:13 PM
We didn't need to see the skeletal face of Andrew Lloyd Webber on our screens. Looked like death warmed up. #StrictlyComeDancing
Schoolgirl on the train this morning saying to her friends she felt 'empty' each year after #ImACelebrity finishes on Sunday. Think she needs to get out more.
December 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Schoolgirl on the train this morning saying to her friends she felt 'empty' each year after #ImACelebrity finishes on Sunday. Think she needs to get out more.
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The burning question
December 3, 2025 at 7:39 AM
The burning question
Off to the vet and not very happy. 😿
December 2, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Off to the vet and not very happy. 😿
Let’s play the ‘catch the human hand’ game.
November 23, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Let’s play the ‘catch the human hand’ game.
Anita Rani is very annoying. Not much of a #RaceAcrossTheWorld either as three episodes in, we haven't yet left a small part of Central America.
November 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Anita Rani is very annoying. Not much of a #RaceAcrossTheWorld either as three episodes in, we haven't yet left a small part of Central America.
Me: it’s minus two outside, don’t want to start this morning’s bus / train commute.
The cat: open the cat flap immediately, I want to hunt mice / territory patrol.
The cat: open the cat flap immediately, I want to hunt mice / territory patrol.
November 20, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Me: it’s minus two outside, don’t want to start this morning’s bus / train commute.
The cat: open the cat flap immediately, I want to hunt mice / territory patrol.
The cat: open the cat flap immediately, I want to hunt mice / territory patrol.
If the U.K. economy is doing so badly why is every pub in Farnham this afternoon totally rammed full of people eating and drinking. Plenty of money being spent. Just found a seat.
November 16, 2025 at 2:43 PM
If the U.K. economy is doing so badly why is every pub in Farnham this afternoon totally rammed full of people eating and drinking. Plenty of money being spent. Just found a seat.
Morrisons winning the Christmas adverts so far because of 'Stop the Cavalry'. Still won't shop there though.
November 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Morrisons winning the Christmas adverts so far because of 'Stop the Cavalry'. Still won't shop there though.
BBC South Today has all the hits tonight: thicko who got scammed, new reservoir nimbys, ....
November 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
BBC South Today has all the hits tonight: thicko who got scammed, new reservoir nimbys, ....
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment